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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Hüftpriester said:
Imagine how quickly this fat retard would kill himself if he had even a modicum of self awareness.
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"Thought about ripping it Hulk Hogan style but then I remembered I'm too insecure to take my shirt off in a swimming pool because my body is repulsive to any normal person"
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Carhartt is enforcing the vaccine mandate the U.S. Supreme Court ruled against. He doesn't have enough principles to rip a shirt in protest. Vax status confirmed.

Edit - Carhartt is trending on Twitter because of requiring the vax
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Imagine how quickly this fat retard would kill himself if he had even a modicum of self awareness.
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His self-awareness levels do seem to be exceptionally low today. He is literally describing himself. He would still be living with his mom if she wasn’t dead.
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ANiggaNamedElmo said:
This is hilarious and Andy makes a fairly decent point. Ralph is his own worst enemy and his spending frenzy is going to be one of the death traps he's created for himself if he hasn't already but that much is obvious with the trips, having two children, the list just goes on.
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JOKES ON YOU, MAH LIFE STYLE IS MAH RETIREMENT PLAN!
RALPHAMALE WINS AGAIN!!!
 
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Fucking hell... Ralph may have been the one that destroyed Greek mythology.

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The prophets of the time must have looked into the future and seen this one tweet and just told everyone it was time to pack it in, believe in some long haired cunt who gets nailed to a tree, fuck it we were wrong with our Greek gods atleast.
 
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Farglemark said:
Fucking hell... Ralph may have been the one that destroyed Greek mythology.

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The prophets of the time must have looked into the future and seen this one tweet and just told everyone it was time to pack it in, believe in some long haired cunt who gets nailed to a tree, fuck it we were wrong with our Greek gods atleast.
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He looks like Greek yogurt in this picture
 
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Farglemark said:
Fucking hell... Ralph may have been the one that destroyed Greek mythology.

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The prophets of the time must have looked into the future and seen this one tweet and just told everyone it was time to pack it in, believe in some long haired cunt who gets nailed to a tree, fuck it we were wrong with our Greek gods atleast.
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To be fair ancient Greeks loved diddling kids so he's onto something there
 
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Farglemark said:
Fucking hell... Ralph may have been the one that destroyed Greek mythology.

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The prophets of the time must have looked into the future and seen this one tweet and just told everyone it was time to pack it in, believe in some long haired cunt who gets nailed to a tree, fuck it we were wrong with our Greek gods atleast.
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Maybe Dionysus/Bacchus, depending on the artist.
 

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Farglemark said:
Fucking hell... Ralph may have been the one that destroyed Greek mythology.

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The prophets of the time must have looked into the future and seen this one tweet and just told everyone it was time to pack it in, believe in some long haired cunt who gets nailed to a tree, fuck it we were wrong with our Greek gods atleast.
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Bepis said:
Maybe Dionysus/Bacchus, depending on the artist.
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Bepis said:
Maybe Dionysus/Bacchus, depending on the artist.
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First Henry VIII and now Bacchus. The Ralphamale bloodline sure does get around.

The Tudors were actually Ralph’s as Tudors phonetically comes from Tooter cause Henry VIII used to shart himself in Court.

Goddam pesky alogs not giving the Tudor line a male heir, thus letting the throne pass to James VI Stuart of Scotland.
 
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Got to love how he just treats women like absolute shit. Such as making fun of them for something out of their control like being barren. I believe he also did this to Aydin Paladin too. He is a lot like Yaniv in this way (besides the sexism and being fat) as both attack women and make fun of them for being infertile. Also, Jesus H Christ! The gall of the man to compare himself to a Greek God. The Greek Gods were said to be physical perfection Ralph. You look like a science experiment that spliced the genes of a pig and a human. The pride of this scum fuck is sickening.
 
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