US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[HandsomeDan]

I just know the polls tomorrow will show 65% approval now!

 

[Oxous]

Finally, a Ukraine question. Reporter asks if the US and NATO has lost its leverage over Putin.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

"Hey Russia, PLEASE don't attack us the way you usually are capable of attacking wink wink nudge nudge!"

 

[CrippleThreat]

Has Biden ever been in the Press Corp room for any of these conferences?

 

[Tzeentch]

'Russia will prevail over time' KEK

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>You bite your nose of despite your face
It's actually "cut" not "bite". Nice try though

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Crickets yeah crickets!"
-Joe Biden, reading every word on the teleprompter

Edit: he totally didn't overpromise! I still can't believe his puppetmasters have the nerve to make him say he raised wages and improved the economy

 

[Oxous]

Ends his answer by muttering "Uh, I'm sorry..." and then shuffles through his list of pre-approved journalists to call on.

 

[Cubanodun]

Reporter: "Voting rights and legislation, they're not going anywhere."

Biden, spontaneously: "That's true."
lmao

Is more hilarious that he say this after saying the solution of all the problem america has now is BBB

 

[Hippopatumus]

It is truly amazing how the entire WH press corps allows him to do the pre-scripted question thing without questioning it.

That one fact alone is enough to delegitimize every single thing they are doing.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

*awkward silence*
How can i say this...
*awkward silence intensifies*
on a public forum

 

[Oxous]

He's talking slower now, pausing longer. Dementia meds are still a new field of medicine

 

[ForgedBlades]

Literally what the fuck.

 

[tehpope]

"President Biden, can Americans trust the outcome of the mid-terms if election reform is not passed?"

"No"

Did he really say that? holy shit.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It is truly amazing how the entire WH press corps allows him to do the pre-scripted question thing without questioning it.

That one fact alone is enough to delegitimize every single thing they are doing.

It's really not. Remember that one time during the democrat debates iirc where the reporters weren't allowed to ask Biden anything but instead were told there were fireworks outside and they all went running like Will Wheaton into a burning Funko factory to save the merchandise?

 

[MrJokerRager]

He was born during FDR, and survived long enough to proclaim Biden as the pinnacle? The man's either retarded, boldly disingenuous, or demented.

In the case of my 81 year old dad... "I'M NOT READING THAT!"
When I offered, as diplomatically as I could, to gather, collate, and send him legitimate DIRECT sources about cOvId and bRaNdOn'S fuck-ups.
"GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!"

...sigh...

He could be a Catholic boomer stuck in the JFK era or some nigger like Jim Clyburn.

 

[Oxous]

"Are you thinking about breaking up Build Back Better into portions?" and "Are you considering requiring vaccines for domestic flights?"

Biden answered the second question first, saying no, and then forgot what the first question was.

 

[Oxous]

Biden says inflation has everything to do with the supply chain, after saying there's no supply chain problem.

 

[HandsomeDan]

So no to vaccines to fly in the US?

 

[Oxous]

So no to vaccines to fly in the US?

He flat-out rejected that idea, yes.