Orbiter Isabella Loretta Janke / Maxine Sidero / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - "The Final Troll of Christory", Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Crusty Suicide Goblin, Estrogen Dispenser

[Pointless Sperg]

That seems a little optimistic. People talk about the onlyfans success stories, but there are a LOT of onlyfans failures out there that nobody ever mentions. She'll have a lot of competition and the competition is only going to get harder as time passes. She might be able to work that angle for a few years, maybe, but she has a definite expiration date waiting and there are a lot of years between 30 and death (if she's lucky).

I don't mean achieving wealth, I just mean basic living stuff. You don't need onlyfans to do that, you just need very awkward simps who are willing to let you live at their place rent-free because that's the only way they can get a girl to be around them. Hot girls don't need to do that because they get enough opportunity thrown at them to have their own place, but middling girls with physical or mental problems like Bella do it all the time.

Why do you think she keeps Louis around?

But yeah, that will only work so long as eventually the pool of simps is drained and the younger simps aren't interested anymore.

Also very unlikely given her age and generation. Fifty years ago this might have been true. Twenty years ago even. Maybe she would have stood a chance even ten years ago, but not today. Time is not on her side. As men age and their hormones lose potency, they start to put up with less and less bullshit from women like Bella. Meanwhile time won't be doing any favors to whatever attractive features she might have left. Her window of opportunity was limited to begin with, and having Chris pop up first thing when googling her name has only closed it faster.

To be clear, I mean at this point she has to actually put out.

You greatly underestimate the amount of desperate men. Yeah, great grandpappy who fought in WWII wouldn't have put up with it, but he already met his lifelong wife when get got back from the war. Again, I'm not talking about landing a rich, successful man. I'm talking about landing one who's only ever had broken relationships, if any, but makes enough money to get by and is willing to house and feed her and put up with her shit habits and personality, because it's worth it to bang someone pre-menopausal, potentially for the first time in their lives.

Based on current statistics, it's only going to get worse when virginal zoomer men start hitting middle age. They'll be hitting Chris Chan love quest success rates without being tards.

If he's smart, Daddy's already setting up a special needs blind trust for her.

It had better be a big one. He's rich but he's not ultra wealthy. Basically he needs to make it into her retirement fund, with her retiring at age 21.

 

[Nobody Important]

Maybe get her to hook up with the IP2 crowd. They already have plenty of women with no social skills, questionable mental stability, and awful hygiene; she’d fit like a glove.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Unpopular opinion coming I really don’t like how Bella is still a subject of such debate among kiwis for someone so young, disgusting and obviously such a attention whore as her, she obviously gets off to people like us oohing and gawping at every disgusting thing she does and wants to eat all our attention up like the stretched flaccid leech she is. I feel the best punishment for her would to try and limit discussion and not give her any attention at all, She’d hate that.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Unpopular opinion coming I really don’t like how Bella is still a subject of such debate among kiwis for someone so young, disgusting and obviously such a attention whore as her, she obviously gets off to people like us oohing and gawping at every disgusting thing she does and wants to eat all our attention up like the stretched flaccid leech she is. I feel the best punishment for her would to try and limit discussion and not give her any attention at all, She’d hate that.

She's still important as an example of how bad weens can get. A warning to others.

Also she boils hamsters for fun. Fuck her. I'm usually not MATI but animal abuse kind of gets me. I'll wear my top hat with pride.

EDIT: Also I'm the most forgiving white knight on the planet and I'd give her a pass if she'd just admitted that she'd fucked up and needed to be a better person, but she didn't. She's going to be a menace to other people in the future if she doesn't change. Getting off on driving other people to suicide is not cool.

 

[Bumbler]

Unpopular opinion coming I really don’t like how Bella is still a subject of such debate among kiwis for someone so young, disgusting and obviously such a attention whore as her, she obviously gets off to people like us oohing and gawping at every disgusting thing she does and wants to eat all our attention up like the stretched flaccid leech she is. I feel the best punishment for her would to try and limit discussion and not give her any attention at all, She’d hate that.

So, to troll Bella, we turn our attention to Jacob Sockness?

 

[DiscoRodeo]

So, to troll Bella, we turn our attention to Jacob Sockness?

I just think it's funny because she's like wil e coyote and comes up with stupidly complex plots/gayops that more often than not blow up in her own face (like using the same discord handle or "no, they can't hear us in here"). In the past she got away with more minor things due to college administration having their hands tied or general uninterest, if warrented.

The enjoyment is watching her plans blow up in her own face really, and how spectacularly it happens (like when even Reddit, fucking Reddit, told her to fuck right off).

She didn't want this kind of attention getting tied to her irl, and it has.

Otherwise, it's good entertainment when she pops up from time to time. She's a failtroll lolcow basically, someone who has the unfortunate lolcow trait of keeping up with failtrolling well after she should, and whose claim to fame isn't even trolling Chris Chan (though she tried). It was trying to get internet points from the incest information she stumbled upon, sitting on that information and not going to the police, having someone else leak it (Fiona), then trying to brag while insulting people on here and unironically got her shit flipped as a result. It may be less entertaining now, though she is still online, but for the first month of her own saga, shit was definitely hillarious to watch and worth the entertainment.

 

[Bumbler]

I just think it's funny because she's like wil e coyote and comes up with stupidly complex plots/gayops that more often than not blow up in her own face (like using the same discord handle or "no, they can't hear us in here"). In the past she got away with more minor things due to college administration having their hands tied or general uninterested, if warrent.

The enjoyment is watching her plans blow up in her own face really, and how spectacularly it happens (like when even Reddit, fucking Reddit, told her to fuck right off).

She didn't want this kind of attention getting tied to her irl, and it has.

Otherwise, it's good entertainment when she pops up from time to time. She's a failtroll lolcow basically, someone who has the unfortunate lolcow trait of keeping up with failtrolling well after she should, and whose claim to fame isn't even trolling Chris Chan (though she tried). It was trying to get internet points from the incest information she stumbled upon, sitting on that information and not going to the police, having someone else leak it (Fiona), then trying to brag while insulting people on here and unironically got her shit flipped as a result. It may be less entertaining now, though she is still online, but for the first month of her own saga, shit was definitely hillarious to watch and worth the entertainment.

I've been distracted from this shit show, LMFAO.
Has she popped back up recently?
The Wil E Coyote comparison is gold.

 

[DiscoRodeo]

I've been distracted from this shit show, LMFAO.
Has she popped back up recently?
The Wil E Coyote comparison is gold.

There was a brief crossover with the CWCIslam group where she was in their discord server trying to fuck around with usual gayops, but to their credit, the people there banned all of her known accounts. If you want to check some of Bella's post Chris antics, they pop up in there briefly.

CWCIslam is an interesting saga until itself with some things still going on now. Michael Afghani, turns out, didn't leave the web and is particularly bad at covering his tracks (actually no, standard lolcow shit so it's less that he's bad at it, more that he actually doesn't try to and also volunteers tmi. He has a YouTube channel, is back online in general and selling chemicals online, etc), but there's a separate thread for that.

 

[A-№1]

middling girls with physical or mental problems like Bella do it all the time.

Bella has too much competition. Yes a lot of middling girls manage to essentially whore themselves out for room and board, but that only shows how many middling girls are out there. And they're not proven, documented bunny boilers like Bella is. And those arrangements are never permanent. And every year that passes makes it less likely anyone is going to put up with her in the first place.

You greatly underestimate the amount of desperate men.

You greatly underestimate the number of young men who have said, "Fuck it," in recent years. It's really been a thing to see.

Yeah, great grandpappy who fought in WWII wouldn't have put up with it, but he already met his lifelong wife when get got back from the war.

We also didn't have tinder etc. and mountains of free internet pornography to take the edge off. Also no me too and other things that make crazies like Bella into giant fucking actualizable liabilities.

but makes enough money to get by and is willing to house and feed her and put up with her shit habits and personality,

Such men still have better options than Bella. Just compare Bella to other lolcows. Did Pixy ever find her husbando? I don't think so. And yet if forced to choose one or the other, no sane man is going to pix Bella over PT, because PT is so much less a liability than Bella. They're both crazy, narcissistic, hygienically challenged and so on, but to the best of my knowledge PT never boiled any rodents.

Based on current statistics,

Current statistics show a sub percentage marriage rate, and that includes common law marriage. And it's only dropping over the generations. Desperate, lonely young men have clearly found alternatives to putting up with Bellas.

It had better be a big one. He's rich but he's not ultra wealthy. Basically he needs to make it into her retirement fund, with her retiring at age 21.

It doesn't need to be that big. it just needs to be a sped trust so she continues to receive government entitlements (see below), and also one she can never get control over herself, because she'll spend it all immediately.

Bella isn't going to find a desperate man to love and support her. Better women than Bella (a.k.a. all of them) are already failing at that. But while Bella won't find a man to put up with her, she can still find men to fuck her (if only once).
Bella will find one man every few years to inseminate her so she can ride the child support / welfare tug boat. Also use her spawn to coerce cash out of her daddy for the sake of his grandchildren. Bella's going to resort to the sugar daddies who can't kick her ass to the curb: her family, fools who can't condom good, and taxpayers.

 

[RevengeOfTheHampster]

Whoever is paying for these spambots was scammed by some pajeets
I guess this is the first time Bella realizes in her pathetic life that her actions have consequences and throwing money at everything will not solve it.

Bella is only 20 and still has a long future of failure ahead of her, I wonder how many jackass stunts will she pull in the future until the money well goes dry?

Her Dad, Mom, and stepmom are rich. I would imagine she'll give up on college and get some mid-level position in her father's company. When her parents eventually pass, she'll get a good inheritance. She doesn't have to try in life. However, she's a sociopath, and I believe she'll be in jail before she's 30. She might be lying now at the moment, but it's only a matter of time she reverts to her sociopathic behavior.

 

[khanmander]

Her Dad, Mom, and stepmom are rich. I would imagine she'll give up on college and get some mid-level position in her father's company. When her parents eventually pass, she'll get a good inheritance. She doesn't have to try in life. However, she's a sociopath, and I believe she'll be in jail before she's 30. She might be lying now at the moment, but it's only a matter of time she reverts to her sociopathic behavior.

Agreed, she has to vent, eventfully, I mean 2 years at an degree in Engineering, really gives someone the mind to get ammo to make those "fireworks", happen. Sometimes fireworks we don't want. I think being expelled for two years from university, will help her revert that. Good on her for laying low, in my opinion.

 

[ArmchairLawyer]

Yall are making this too complicated. she'll just live at her parents house.

 

[kendraObscura]

I think she will become a FtM Trans and change her name to something ridiculous edgy like Christian Moondlood SLayer or something and probably try to rap or do heavy metal...poorly

 

[wharf rat]

I think she will become a FtM Trans

"Aiden Lorenzo Janke"

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don't mean achieving wealth, I just mean basic living stuff. You don't need onlyfans to do that, you just need very awkward simps who are willing to let you live at their place rent-free because that's the only way they can get a girl to be around them. Hot girls don't need to do that because they get enough opportunity thrown at them to have their own place, but middling girls with physical or mental problems like Bella do it all the time.

I don't get why people think Bella is this super attractive woman that guys would put up anything for.

She's got a crater face that she covers up with make up. She has a big rack, I will give you that, but racks like that never look as good as you'd hoped once you get the bra off. She photoshops the shit out of her pics to make her look less dump. The only things she has going for her is that she's got a big rack and isn't fat.

Any guy who is going to simp for someone to the extent you are wondering about would not do it for someone with her appearance, personality and who boils animals alive.

 

[brahsparagus]

Unpopular opinion coming I really don’t like how Bella is still a subject of such debate among kiwis for someone so young, disgusting and obviously such a attention whore as her, she obviously gets off to people like us oohing and gawping at every disgusting thing she does and wants to eat all our attention up like the stretched flaccid leech she is. I feel the best punishment for her would to try and limit discussion and not give her any attention at all, She’d hate that.

Hard agree.
All that foot fungus, steroids, cat shit etc stuff apparently came from her right?
To us it just reinforces that she is a degenerate, nothing new. To her, she can say "lmaoo i trol them exdee le ebin ween" and derive some spergy utility from it.

The best outcome is her life gets fucked up and she remains a nobody, but is also ignored by anyone that could possibly feed her need to be a spectacle.
Those things are in tension, because less attention means that when her university ban etc expires, she can re-enter society and do the same thing again with more social capital.

Also you can't scare or even properly manage these type of people because they just don't give a fuck and could be smoking crack under a bridge thinking "haha i scare keeds le ebin weeeeen", the only solution is to isolate them and wait for them to die.
Unfortunately that takes a long time, and there is also the simp problem.

 

[DickMain]

She's got a crater face that she covers up with make up. She has a big rack, I will give you that, but racks like that never look as good as you'd hoped once you get the bra off. She photoshops the shit out of her pics to make her look less dump. The only things she has going for her is that she's got a big rack and isn't fat.

Also forgot 'Isabella Janke smells bad and I would not have sex with her'.

 

[A-№1]

Yall are making this too complicated. she'll just live at her parents house.

Until they get fed up with her and toss her out as well.

Then shell get herself pregnant, and they'll let her come crawling back "for the sake of the grandchild".

Any guy who is going to simp for someone to the extent you are wondering about would not do it for someone with her appearance, personality and who boils animals alive.

Especially not after googling her name. That's a hard NO.

there is also the simp problem.

The simp problem is self correcting, and also decreases every year she ages.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

The simp problem is self correcting, and also decreases every year she ages.

True, but simps never totally go away until the eggs have mostly dried up. Simping basically peaks in late puberty (tempered by whatever the local age of consent is) and doesn't drop significantly until middle age creeps up, then falls off a cliff around menopause.

Bella is only 20. She has a lot of low-value simps waiting in the wings.

 

[Maradontia]

Bella has too much competition. Yes a lot of middling girls manage to essentially whore themselves out for room and board, but that only shows how many middling girls are out there. And they're not proven, documented bunny boilers like Bella is. And those arrangements are never permanent. And every year that passes makes it less likely anyone is going to put up with her in the first place.



You greatly underestimate the number of young men who have said, "Fuck it," in recent years. It's really been a thing to see.



We also didn't have tinder etc. and mountains of free internet pornography to take the edge off. Also no me too and other things that make crazies like Bella into giant fucking actualizable liabilities.



Such men still have better options than Bella. Just compare Bella to other lolcows. Did Pixy ever find her husbando? I don't think so. And yet if forced to choose one or the other, no sane man is going to pix Bella over PT, because PT is so much less a liability than Bella. They're both crazy, narcissistic, hygienically challenged and so on, but to the best of my knowledge PT never boiled any rodents.


Current statistics show a sub percentage marriage rate, and that includes common law marriage. And it's only dropping over the generations. Desperate, lonely young men have clearly found alternatives to putting up with Bellas.



It doesn't need to be that big. it just needs to be a sped trust so she continues to receive government entitlements (see below), and also one she can never get control over herself, because she'll spend it all immediately.

Bella isn't going to find a desperate man to love and support her. Better women than Bella (a.k.a. all of them) are already failing at that. But while Bella won't find a man to put up with her, she can still find men to fuck her (if only once).
Bella will find one man every few years to inseminate her so she can ride the child support / welfare tug boat. Also use her spawn to coerce cash out of her daddy for the sake of his grandchildren. Bella's going to resort to the sugar daddies who can't kick her ass to the curb: her family, fools who can't condom good, and taxpayers.

There's no way this nut is having kids. That's the one good thing about her, actually. Imagine a child being raised by her. Usually accidental pregnancies happen in the teens, and Bella made it to 20 without getting knocked up. She actually kind of had her act together on the surface. She made it into university. If she hadn't tried moonlighting as a troll she likely would have graduated, even if by cheating.

I don't even think she fucks guys. She styles herself as a lesbian/tranny and only shows interest in dominating girls.