US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Journo: Poll found 49% of registered voters disagree with "Joe Biden is mentally fit." Not even a majority of Dems strongly affirmed that statement.

Biden: You can make the judgment about whether that is correct.

Journo: Why do you suppose such large segments of the electorate have such profound concerns about your cognitive fitness?

Biden: I have no idea. (moves on to another journalist)
 
"Can you think of any president who has done as much in one year?"

Unironically FDR, you senile shmuck. Kennedy. Reagan. God knows LBJ, for better or worse. Fucking Abraham Lincoln was dealing with a war at this point in his presidency.
Fucking hell, even Dubya had No Child Left Behind AND the Patriot Act on the books at this point in his term.
 
Journo: You said if Dems get the House, Senate, and presidency big things would get accomplished. Why should people believe you?

Biden: Can you think of any president who's done this much in one year? You guys talk about how nothing's happened. I don't think there's been anything on any incoming president's plate as big as what I've had. Let me ask a rhetorical question...no wait, I won't. Anyway. Thank you.
 
3 things Biden says he'll do differently:
- Leave D.C. even more often than he is already, and talk to the public, and do public forums.
This would be a grave mistake. There is no covering up that his brain is broken anymore. The "it is just a stutter" excuse does not work anymore.
- Seeking advice from academics and editorial authors (aka the media) even more!
Ah, so a turn to the hard-left then. Yes, all the suburban moms that voted for you sure will look forward to this.
- Involve himself more in off-year elections, raising money and helping candidates.
Is this a threat? There is absolutely 0 candidates that want Biden by their side when they go into the midterm campaigns.
 
Is he leaning on a chair?

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What would be behind a podium that allows him to do that?
 
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