US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Tzeentch]

'I don't believe the polls'. hahahahahah

That ones going in a Memeology video.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Holy Shit! This is like watching the old Kang v. Kodos press conference.

TWIRLING, TWIRLING, EVER TOWARD THE FUTURE!

 

[Gehenna]

Oh shit, he doesn't have a wire. Nobody is telling him what to say or relaying him info.

 

[CrippleThreat]

"I don't believe the polls"

Inflation, no energy independence, and supply chain nonsense are forever on the table then.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Oh shit, he doesn't have a wire. Nobody is telling him what to say or relaying him info.

Wonderful.

And I mean that with 100% sincerity.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

LMAO even Univision is dog piling on Biden XD

 

[Gehenna]

So 100%, he either went out there on his own accord in a dementia haze or he was thrown to the wolves.

 

[The Last Stand]

Oh shit, he doesn't have a wire. Nobody is telling him what to say or relaying him info.

I want Biden to say Latinx.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

 

[Oxous]

Hispanic reporter asks Biden if he wants to travel to South America since China is gaining influence there. He also asks what Biden's message is to people struggling with things like gas prices.

Biden says he spent a lot of time in South America as Vice President. Standard message of cooperation with countries there.

 

[Titos]

This shit seems like something Matt Stone and Trey Parker would write into a Team America sequel. He's bombing so hard I'm ever so slightly considering that Biden is actually an elaborate Andy Kaufman performance.

This dude with the Hispanic accent asking actually decent questions, surprising. Though Biden going to Central or South America probably won't help anything.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I'm just listening while finishing work on the browser, he is meandering so much on this Univision reporters question, just assuming the reporter is talking about illegals and not just working class hispanics. What a fagarito.

 

[XYZpdq]

lol that South America answer derail about coyotes

 

[The Last Stand]

Biden said coyote. Remember that the media gave Trump shit for using that same phrase. Let's see how they respond now.

He didn't answer any of Univision's questions.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Looks like that vein on his left temple is finna burst.

 

[Mister DNA]

So does this mean they've just decided that public opinion is completely meaningless or what? There is no way this is intended to look good to the viewers right?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Biden says raise your hand if you think anyone can unify Afghanistan under a unified government.

I could, I bring the Taliban, the Afghani Government and all the Warlords into a Room. I sit them down. I tell them "You all live where your current seats of power now exist..the first one of you faggots to get uppity Seal Team 6 shows up in your fucking hovel..drags you out and you end up in the bottom of the ocean with not one peep said about it, and if any of you stupid goat fucking faggots even whispers the words "Death to America" we will turn this entire shithole nation into a piece of Glass so perfectly made that your Precious Allah will be able to use it to pull nose hairs out of his nose with a tweezer...Do you Goatfucking Shitbags comprehend what I am saying?"

Biden believes the 2022 election won't be legitimate, and that if the reforms don't pass, he won't say the election is legitimate.

This is how Democrats have acted for the past 20 years. "If we win you can't question it, if we lose it is completely illegitimate"

 

[The Last Stand]

lol that South America answer derail about coyotes

And he's blaming the failure of handling that region on Trump. Very nice.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

You hear that, Canada?

You're our backyard now.

 

[Oxous]

Five more minutes before Biden said he'd wrap things up. Let's see if he goes over his time...