US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Blames everything on Trump, says foreign policy was amazing until Trump and now they're picking up the pieces.

"It's not America's back yard. Everything south of the Mexican border is America's front yard, and we're equal people. We don't dictate what happens in the South American continent but we're having great difficulty making up for mistakes we made in the last 4 years and it's going to take some time."

 

[Oxous]

Did Biden just say he'll stay for another 3 hours?!

 

[The Last Stand]

"I hope there's more press conferences."

Ha! You'd be lucky to see him outside.

 

[mandatorylurk]

apparently in DC journo world only republicans obstruct, but they're doing it even more to Joepedo than Obummer!

 

[MisoSupper]

God I love this woman so fucking much lol. She's like an infinite meme factory:

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Journo asks for more press conferences and Biden gives him barbed answer about the length of this one.

"Why did you think the GOP would treat you any differently than they treated Barack Obama?"

Biden: They weren't as obstructionist then as now. We worked closely with a number of Republicans: John McCain, Lindsay Graham. Difference here is, what is their agenda? They had an agenda back in the administration in the 8 years we were president and VP...but I don't know what their agenda is. What is it? What do they propose to do about the tax structure in America? Have you heard anything? I haven't heard anything. The public is outraged about the environment. What have they done? What have they done to ameliorate the climate change that is occurring, other than to deny it exists?

What a uniter!

 

[The Last Stand]

apparently in DC journo world only republicans obstruct, but they're doing it even more to Joepedo than Obummer!

Black man didn't get enough shit. Obama had charisma. Biden does not.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

R.I.P. Psaki or whatever unlucky bastard that has to go on and speak on the podium to clean up the mess Biden is STILL making.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Biden says the GOP has no platform about human rights, cost of prescription drugs. He thinks that if the GOP doesn't have a platform with identical planks to the Democrats, they must not exist.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Biden: "What would the Republicans have done about the cost of prescription drugs?"

lower the price lmao

 

[GuntPunt]

Did Biden just say he'll stay for another 3 hours?!

God I hope so.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Says January 6 was "a real problem."

Says he'll take "easy questions and I'll give you quick answers."

 

[The Last Stand]

Biden: ask me easy questions! I have to take my pills!

 

[Oxous]

God I hope so.

Nevermind, he remembered what he said. Asks the reporters to give him easy questions so he can answer quickly.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

He wants a rapid fire round.

Needs them to dumb down questions.

 

[XYZpdq]

lol that school closures question broke his brain

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

He's coming down hard from the drugs

 

[HumanHive]

C’mon man! Give Biden a chance!

 

[The Last Stand]

R.I.P. Psaki or whatever unlucky bastard that has to go on and speak on the podium to clean up the mess Biden is STILL making.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

 

[ForgedBlades]

God I love this woman so fucking much lol. She's like an infinite meme factory:
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I will never understand the left's obsession with these people.