US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Kamala takeover coming in hot.

 

[Oxous]

So it actually going to happen? Or do we wait for a R to cuck out at the last second?

Manchin and Sinema are both no's so we have room for one R to cuck. I don't think any Rs will cuck, but if one did it would be Lisa Murkowski. She said today that she likes the John Lewis bill but doesn't like any of the other stuff.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

So it actually going to happen? Or do we wait for a R to cuck out at the last second?

The RINOs are super pissed at the Dems per trying to ram something through that condemns them to minority status forever. Not even Mitt Romney is going to vote for this and you know it because if there was a chance of it happening, the media would be sucking his dick.

 

[XYZpdq]

So it actually going to happen? Or do we wait for a R to cuck out at the last second?

depending on how they're able to hear about how shit Biden was I wouldn't be shocked if extra dems want to go on record as flipped to against it

 

[draggs]

What the fuck is this senile old fuck doing

Fucking Obama JV team running the state department and everywhere else

Oh well I guess they'll invade just a little bit

Why would you ever say anything like that

Sleepwalked and smugged into a major diplomatic crisis and what have they done to resolve it

Jack shit the US and Europe look a step behind and weak yet again

Russia didn't play like this when the velveeta Hitler was in charge

 

[X Prime]

The RINOs are super pissed at the Dems per trying to ram something through that condemns them to minority status forever. Not even Mitt Romney is going to vote for this and you know it because if there was a chance of it happening, the media would be sucking his dick.

Hey now, I wouldn't count out Murkowski just yet.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Dear God did the little pink Pinko just declare war on the Russian state?!

 

[Oxous]

The bad news just keeps piling up. FBI just raided Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-TX), who is considered one of the most conservative Dems in Congress. They're not saying why though.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Hey now, I wouldn't count out Murkowski just yet.

After Biden just told the American people that if this isnt passed that the ‘22 elections won’t be legitimate and that he won’t call them legitimate, there’s no way even Murkowski votes for it.

 

[Sithis]

Tuned into watch the vote and it's just some dumb fuck trying to convince people to vote for the voting shit.

God I hate these fucking people. Also this black dude talking about Byrd (Yes, the KKK affiliated Robert C Byrd himself) is peak clown world.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

I'm more interested in how Ukraine is responding. From what little I can find, it looks like Kiev is flipping its shit. Biden just told Kiev that he wouldn't respond as harshly to a Russian 'incursion'.

 

[Josterman]

I like mine version

 

[Blackhole]

Kamala takeover coming in hot.

Are you ready for reptile cop mommy to destroy America? I am.

 

[GuntPunt]

The reason it won't pass it that Biden didn't cream during his press conference about it.

Even he thinks its dead.

"ROUGHLY 48 SENATORS WENT ALONG WITH EVERYTHING I ASKED." - Biden literally minutes ago

 

[XYZpdq]

Oh well I guess they'll invade just a little bit

I'm not sure if Psoeospospooebeic was joking with this or not

I'm more interested in how Ukraine is responding. From what little I can find, it looks like Kiev is flipping its shit. Biden just told Kiev that he wouldn't respond as harshly to a Russian 'incursion'.

 

[Calvin Coolidge]

If we had actual Journalists Donald Trump would have gotten a second term.

Shudda wudda cudda.

“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.” (attributed to an aide in the Bush/Cheney administration, c. 2004)

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Shudda wudda cudda.

“We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality — judiciously, as you will — we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.” (attributed to an aide in the Bush/Cheney administration, c. 2004)

I am just saying, in a universe where the Journalists do what they are supposed to be doing..things wouldn't be so fucked up.

aka.

Journalists are the enemies of the human race and should be treated in the same way a Tyranid Swarm is.

 

[Tour of Italy]

The RINOs are super pissed at the Dems per trying to ram something through that condemns them to minority status forever. Not even Mitt Romney is going to vote for this and you know it because if there was a chance of it happening, the media would be sucking his dick

I made a personal guarantee in 2020 that if Romney endorsed Biden, I would move to Utah and take a dump on Romey's lawn.

I will renew that guarantee now with regards to the filibuster.

 

[X Prime]

I don't buy it. Be prepared to change your name to Techpriest of Italy just in case.

 

[Oxous]

I'm more interested in how Ukraine is responding. From what little I can find, it looks like Kiev is flipping its shit. Biden just told Kiev that he wouldn't respond as harshly to a Russian 'incursion'.

Zelensky is probably currently cussing a storm and wondering if becoming a Russian provincial official is such a bad idea.