US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Ain’t no “if” about it. The only question after tonight is how far they go.
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What I'll give to be listening in on the salt flowing from Kiev at the moment.

The United States has ever been a fickle ally, but Biden may just permanently tanked the US reputation in Eastern Europe, at the minimum. Who would even trust the US word after this? Taiwan may as well start making arrangements to ally with India and Japan permanently instead.
 
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Kane Lives said:
What I'll give to be listening in on the salt flowing from Kiev at the moment.

The United States has ever been a fickle ally, but Biden may just permanently tanked the US reputation in Eastern Europe, at the minimum.
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Don’t you just know that they’re pissed? After all of the assurances they’ve been given by all the US politicians with money in the game over there?
 
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Oxous said:
Ah, there it is. I mined r/politics for salt regularly back during the 2016 primaries and then election and I observed that redditors get angry, yes, but there is a certain threshold where they stop being angry and start exhibiting grief and sadness instead. I'm sure everyone remembers the compilations of Hillary voters sobbing irl after Trump won, to say nothing of the outpouring of emotions onto the internet.

The last time I saw grief was when Manchin killed BBB. The levels of grief for right now might exceed that. There is obviously still some rage intermixed though.
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Redditor: "We will be refugees in 10 years."
Oh God we can only hope.
 
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Jet Fuel Johnny said:
Fuck whimpering.

Stand right here with me, watch the fires start, and have a beer.

We live in exciting times, brother.

Enjoy them.
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Nothing serves my faith like seeing the Book before my eyes, the Word as Prophesized made manifest.

O Lord God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself.
Lift up thyself, thou judge of the earth: render a reward to the proud.
Lord, how long shall the wicked, how long shall the wicked triumph?
How long shall they utter and speak hard things? and all the workers of iniquity boast themselves?
They break in pieces thy people, O Lord, and afflict thine heritage.
They slay the widow and the stranger, and murder the fatherless.
Yet they say, The Lord shall not see, neither shall the God of Jacob regard it.
Understand, ye brutish among the people: and ye fools, when will ye be wise?
He that planted the ear, shall he not hear? he that formed the eye, shall he not see?
He that chastiseth the heathen, shall not he correct? he that teacheth man knowledge, shall not he know?
The Lord knoweth the thoughts of man, that they are vanity.
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Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in his going forth, and the moon shall not cause her light to shine.
And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.
I will make a man more precious than fine gold; even a man than the golden wedge of Ophir.
Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of her place, in the wrath of the Lord of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger.
And it shall be as the chased roe, and as a sheep that no man taketh up: they shall every man turn to his own people, and flee every one into his own land.
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Fellow Farmers, you better get right with the Lord and train those Crusade muscles, we're gonna have work to do.
 
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JohnDoe said:
Nothing serves my faith like seeing the Book before my eyes, the Word as Prophesized made manifest.



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Fellow Farmers, you better get right with the Lord and train those Crusade muscles, we're gonna have work to do.
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Wait, so this means we finally get to retake Constantinople?

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God Wills It from Kingdom of Heaven

God Wills It, Deus vult, Dieu le vult, Deus lo vult, &c. from Kingdom of Heaven.
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Oxous said:
Ah, there it is. I mined r/politics for salt regularly back during the 2016 primaries and then election and I observed that redditors get angry, yes, but there is a certain threshold where they stop being angry and start exhibiting grief and sadness instead. I'm sure everyone remembers the compilations of Hillary voters sobbing irl after Trump won, to say nothing of the outpouring of emotions onto the internet.

The last time I saw grief was when Manchin killed BBB. The levels of grief for right now might exceed that. There is obviously still some rage intermixed though.
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I want to see their posts when they're in a group of refugees in Europe, before they're killed and cannibalized.
 
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Kane Lives said:
Hillary might be a soulless lizard in a skinsuit but at least she doesn't look like a whore out of her depth. Which to say Hillary would probably run this administration better than any of the clowns in power at the moment. It'd not a high bar to clear, mind.
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That's probably the nicest thing anyone here has said about Hillary Clinton. Please ask yourself this, is she really that bad given what we have now?

Maybe
 
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Today was fucking glorious. Youngkin changing the job description of the Inclusion & Diversity officer, the Senate shooting down the Election Fortification Bill, new drone footage leak, and -of course- Joe Biden's glorious press conference today.
  • Long awkward pauses
  • Forgetting what he was talking about
  • Yelling at the press
  • Basically admitting the DNC stole the election for him (I bet they're regretting that right now)
  • Having to admit BBB is dead.
  • Pushing the Doomsday Clock one minute closer to midnight (Pelosi and the military trying to smooth that over is going to be hilarious).
We did it, Joe!

I'm excited to see what happens next. Because everybody knows that it's going to get so much worse, no matter what they do. If they get rid of him we'll be stuck with Kamala, who is less capable of running this country than Biden. If they keep this decaying bastard around they risk of getting us in WWIII, riots because of food shortages/gas prices/ inflation/ COVID fatigue; then he dies and it falls all into Kamala's lap.

I'm really looking forward to the collapse of the federal government.
 
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If you care about what this means in a uniform nationwide swing.
Biden v Trump 2: 326 R - 212 D
Trump wins 2016 map + NV, NH, and MN. Maine at large, Virginia and NM become swing states.

HRC or Harris vs Trump: 355 R-183 D
Trump wins every 2016 state he won by a 10+ margin, he wins MN, Nevada, NM, Colorado, Virginia, NH and Maine at Large. Illinois, Oregon and New Jersey become swing states.

Aka a bloodbath.
 
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Democrats are a very unique breed of sore loser. It's most definitely their hegemony over media that gives the Left, especially those with any degree of status, this sense of entitlement that THEIR views should win out in this culture war because THEY have all this clout and adoration... often oblivious to the fact that their clout has been artificially generated by their opposition getting routinely deplatformed and cultivating an audience of people incapable of understanding the other side.

When Republicans are dealt a political blow, they will hyperbolize the erosion of society (which is happening, sure, but not to the degree of say, the USSR...yet), default to whattaboutism or simply take the L because they've already taken so many in recent history. Twitter Dems meanwhile throw temper tantrums and resort to gotcha arguments because Reddit has poisoned their ability to form rhetoric.

I should be laughing at Majid for being an impotent manchild who is despised by his own ideological constituents, but he's such a fucking drama queen that he easily makes me MATI even on a good day.
 
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