US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Constellationzero]

So BBB and the voting rights bill are both deader than disco, the OSHA vaccine mandate loophole has been cockblocked by the SCOTUS, people are increasingly taking notice of inflation and supply issues of their everyday basic goods and fuel, and it was all topped off with a horribly surreal press conference that has the fucking government of Ukraine suddenly biting their nails.

One year ago today I was blackpilled by the state of where things would go, but this is bringing me renewed hope that Joe and his monstrous associates in the DNC are seen for the usurpers and illegitimate government they truly are. Happy fucking anniversary, Democrats. May you be relegated to a trash bin come the end of this next year, and may Donald J. Trump come back with a molecular-sharpened axe to deliver payback.

A recurring line in the Bible goes something like the Lord saying: "I will put it in his heart" and "I shall harden his heart."

Which could be argued by believers that God will take out the trash by compelling the trash to take itself out. We've been seeing this now for a full year.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

yeah keep in mind that "lol Hillary is a scheming political operative" has been a basic punchline at this point for well beyond a quarter century
the only people who remember a time when "lol Hillary is a scheming political operative" wasn't a fundamental concept of life are at this point at least approaching forty if not well beyond it

Or are TLS

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Well, fellow kiwis... That was a fun family day in ClownWorld.

That Biden Presser made me feel like I'm going to have to start sniffing solvents just to make sense of him.

One minr bit of hilarity was him talking about bringing the price of insulin down Something like "Some people are paying A THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH for insulin. My plan is to bring that down to $35 a month" or thereabouts. It's stunning. Oceania has always been at war tier stuff.

I can't imagine what would give the democrats a chance this fall. Three things come to miind:

1. Election fraud. I'm hoping the republicans have been putting in serious efforts to improve their election watching/auditing abilities.
2. Some Reichstag Fire glowie op to scare people about the scawy waycisses. It would have to be huge.
3. Covid completely going away, and a massive media blitz coupled with election ads to propagandize people into not believing their own lying eyes.

Probably all three....

1 and 3 for sure. 2 if it becomes apparent that 1 and 3 won’t carry the day on their own.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Notice the Junta only pushed for two bills in the past year, and the only thing these bills would do is help them keep and consolidate their power?

 

[pen burger]

God will take out the trash by compelling the trash to take itself out. We've been seeing this now for a full year.

In my redpill end-run rediscovery of Christianity, I've become very fond of modern adlibbed versions of bible verses. This is a very good one.

 

[LUNEKO]

Notice the Junta only pushed for two bills in the past year, and the only thing these bills would do is help them keep and consolidate their power?

At this point Democrats know a collapse is coming and the only reason they are staving it off is just so they can get absolute power before letting it drop, so it doesn't matter how bad it gets they keep authoritarian control once the worse has passed

 

[Quijibo69]

Free N95 masks and Covid tests will save him. Who know he might get out free tampons, condoms and toilet seat covers if Dems win mid-terms. Can't wait!

 

[Titos]

It's one of those things that when you see people say "Oh, the CIA knew it was coming" or they tell you "I totally predicted it" you reach out and slap the fuck out of them.

It was a misspeak during a press conference, thousands marched through the streets, got to a gate in the Berlin Wall, the officer in charge looked at the massive crowds, looked at his orders, and went "No, fuck that, they'll tear us apart and burn the city down" and opened the gate.

Nowadays you see these faggots all talking about "Oh, I predicted it!" or "Oh, it was totally obvious it was going to happen" or "Intelligence services saw it coming" and no. No they fucking didn't.

Nobody did.

One fucking misspeak and the whole fucking thing fell apart like a cheap watch.

Once word started getting back to the rest of the USSR about the food, that you could roll up on a Burger King and grab more food than your family could eat, that it wasn't a bombed out shithole still like Eastern Germany, the writing was on the fucking wall.

Thinking about the East/West Germany. One thing I think would actually be fun and maybe a good learning and possibly make some people pull their heads out of their asses. Build a big as fuck wall in the middle of one city in the US. Anyone who wants to be a commie can live on one side but you have to live there for the next 15 years. You can have your tranny bar mitzvahs and heroin no judgement. The other half of the city will give a plot of land to anyone who wants to learn a manual trade or farming and a moderately right leaning government. See which one crumbles first, televise both sides.

 

[The Last Stand]

Kamala is less popular than that. That's an accomplishment. Probably her only one.

Well deserved, I may add. She has contributed nothing positive in her career in politics that wasn't self serving. She literally won VP as a minority pick. The WORST pick, especially when Tulsi Gabbard was considered.

 

[thx1138]

yeah wasn't that something like Local Boss says "yeah take that shit down" but he meant the shrubs near The Wall, then the underlings are like "welp better take this shit down" and start taking down the wall and everybody just sorta rolled with it?

It's one of those things that when you see people say "Oh, the CIA knew it was coming" or they tell you "I totally predicted it" you reach out and slap the fuck out of them.

It was a misspeak during a press conference, thousands marched through the streets, got to a gate in the Berlin Wall, the officer in charge looked at the massive crowds, looked at his orders, and went "No, fuck that, they'll tear us apart and burn the city down" and opened the gate.

Nowadays you see these faggots all talking about "Oh, I predicted it!" or "Oh, it was totally obvious it was going to happen" or "Intelligence services saw it coming" and no. No they fucking didn't.

Nobody did.

One fucking misspeak and the whole fucking thing fell apart like a cheap watch.

Once word started getting back to the rest of the USSR about the food, that you could roll up on a Burger King and grab more food than your family could eat, that it wasn't a bombed out shithole still like Eastern Germany, the writing was on the fucking wall.

So here's the deal with that. The DDR (ever notice how the most hardcore commie states all have "Democratic" in their name?) was bungling travel to and fro. The Wall was meaningless (or almost so) but very symbolic at that point. E. Germany had denied further travel visas to the West, but they weren't denying travel visas to Romania...where people would simply drive, walk, bus, whatever into West Germany and then refuse to go back home. So they tried the whole "Honey, let's just experiment with open borders." like some cuck from r/polyamory. They were going to attempt to placate the noisy mobs by letting a few trickle out, slowly, then clamp down slowly, again, like a pressure release valve.

At a press conference, Günter Schabowski was asked a question about when these travel reforms would go into effect. Not having the data, he glibly responded "As far as I know, they are effective immediately."

East Germans absolutely MOBBED the border. They pushed through. For about 25 minutes, people were politely getting visas stamped, and then people behind them said "Fuck this 'papers, meinherr' bullshit" but probably angrily with lots of SH's and glottal stops because kraut language you know? And folks just started walking through.

Now, this was a terrifying moment, believe it or not, for a lot of guys on the west side: Americans, French, British. Because what if the East Germans border control started saying "nein, nein" and dragging people back? And then people resisted? And kept pushing through? And the East German border guards opened fire? They had before, repeatedly. They were notorious for killing people in plain sight of NATO forces who were trying to flee.

But if bullets flew into the Western sector...what was their response to be?

Fortunately, nothing like that happened. Many E. German border guards simply walked over, too, to drink champagne and hug frauleins and pose for ABC TV cameras and sing the Ode to Joy. It was fucking magical and I choke up thinking about seeing it all unfold one afternoon on TV.

For all the "Ronnie Ray-Gun" stereotypes, Reagan was still a very skilled diplomat, and it was those skills that ultimately helped thaw relations and eased tensions that allowed the Cold War to end. In both Reagan and Gorbachev's memoirs, each man gives great credit to the other for helping bring the standoff to an end.

Reagan was an absolute chad. There was a protest going on outside the hotel he was staying in on an official visit to Spain, and, shirtless, drink in hand, he strolled over to the window and looked out on the crowd, who had no idea who he was from that distance, and said to Bill Buckley (who was traveling with him) "Come over here and look at this! They don't even know why they're angry at me." The Secret Service guys in the room about had kittens.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hillary Clinton may be the most historically unpopular politician in modern American history.

Hey. If her approval rates drops further, then more Hillary for me to appreciate.

Or are TLS

At least tag me lol

 

[Czechem Republic]

that it creates a feedback loop where they think they have to do something,

I think 'a feedback loop' (namely, farts from ass to mouth) is why they're acting this way. The dems have almost no adults in the room anymore. Courting wokes turned out to be a losing strategy, and they're too high on their own supply (of farts) to pull up before crashing into the ground.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

There's a difference between adults in the room and ghouls in the cemetery. Joe Biden is by far the oldest president the country has ever had, 79, and appearing every second of it. Every other person who is supposed to be a shotcaller for the DNC is an animated corpse. People in their 60s, 70s and 80s and some pushing 90 are pushing the country off a cliff. Chuck Schumer has been in congress since 1999 and is 71 years old and you can call him a DNC newjack. The House majority leader is 10 years older than him and has been in congress for 35 years. Its a bunch of decrepit figureheads for the democrats and republicans, just ruinous gerontocracy. Congress is so old there's a guy named Young in it and he's 88.

 

[MrJokerRager]

NRA doing something decent for once.

GOP ought to make lists of women who abort babies if Democrats want to give personal and sensitive information of gun owners to universities.

GOP has let the nation's biggest whore known as California to be running around whoring, time to slap the whore and bash her skull.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Now, this was a terrifying moment, believe it or not, for a lot of guys on the west side: Americans,

All of V and VII Corps went to real world roll out alert before midnight that night.

It was a hell of a thing to watch in real time, right in the middle of it.

 

[pwnest injun]

I'm going to reiterate my point that the people who cheated Biden into office knew better than anyone that he was in mental decline as they were hiding him away in a basement. He has never been expected to make it to 2024. He was meant to step aside or die so that Woman of Color could take the reigns, just like in every shitty movie and tv show made in the past 6 years. That is The Narrative. It's what is meant to happen, according to the people who have been trying to engineer culture and society since before you were born.

Biden being fed to the dogs today was the timetable being moved up. I think that he's going to be discarded in the next 6 months. I don't know how they're going to do it, but the monkey paw part of this Make a Wish situation is about to kick in, and they're going to use Biden's death as a means to accomplish one of their most desperate goals, probably a new Patriot Act, which will almost certainly contain "federal election protections" among its many, many pages. The fuse is lit, impo. Get ready for the fireworks.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Yah, I dunno what I just witnessed here tonight.

I always thought that even though the Dems were kinda simple minded a childish they at least understood politics.

What I watched tonight has left me dumbfounded. No joke.

I watch a PotUS self-immolate on national TV while no one from his administration dared step up to put a stop to it. Basically handed the GoP years worth of silver bullets for their campaigns. That alone would have been remarkable enough but also...

We just witnessed the Party as whole very publicy and spectacularly flame out on a very visible and critical bill lead by the house leader himself. One that he knew would fail utterly but he pushed it ahead anyway. Like what was he thinking? In what world did that seem like a smart move to make when your President and party are getting creamed in the polls?

I just don't get it. Is there not a single brave/smart soul in the entire democratic party apperatus willing to step forward and say "this is a bad idea and if we proceed it will harm us immeauserably in the future".

Seriously...wow.

 

[Oxous]

I just don't get it. Is there not a single brave/smart soul in the entire democratic party apperatus willing to step forward and say "this is a bad idea and if we proceed it will harm us immeauserably in the future".

Seriously...wow.

Nope!

There aren't any conductors trying to stop the train from derailing. And if there are, they probably have strong incentives to let it go off the tracks.

 

[Cuckoman]

Yah, I dunno what I just witnessed here tonight.

I always thought that even though the Dems were kinda simple minded a childish they at least understood politics.

What I watched tonight has left me dumbfounded. No joke.

I watch a PotUS self-immolate on national TV while no one from his administration dared step up to put a stop to it. Basically handed the GoP years worth of silver bullets for their campaigns. That alone would have been remarkable enough but also...

We just witnessed the Party as whole very publicy and spectacularly flame out on a very visible and critical bill lead by the house leader himself. One that he knew would fail utterly but he pushed it ahead anyway. Like what was he thinking? In what world did that seem like a smart move to make when your President and party are getting creamed in the polls?

I just don't get it. Is there not a single brave/smart soul in the entire democratic party apperatus willing to step forward and say "this is a bad idea and if we proceed it will harm us immeauserably in the future".

Seriously...wow.

Agree with everything except Schumer and the voting bill.
I think he knew it would likely fail, but there was a non-zero chance he could get with through, so no harm in trying. He couldn't but at least the bill is DEAD now and away from the spotlight and the news cycle. Which is still a much better outcome for him than to delay things indefinitely and have the bill remain in some undead state forever and just poison the midterm campaigns.

At least now with the bill properly dead and buried it is gone. It is gone from the table and there will be no more "lets try to vote for it again".
And they can draw a line under it and move on and focus on the midterms.
So in that sense I understand why we went through the motions with the votes on it. It would never pass anyway so better let it die and be properly buried tonight than to have it lingering on and distract from the midterms.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I just don't get it. Is there not a single brave/smart soul in the entire democratic party apperatus willing to step forward and say "this is a bad idea and if we proceed it will harm us immeauserably in the future".

Seriously...wow.

When all you have is dick polishers and muff buffers, there's nobody to say "This is fucking stupid and you're fucking stupid for doing it."

It's "YAASSSSS KWEEEEN!" and "YOU GO, JOE!" all the way down.

Politics is full of ancient fossils, the new blood is too busy selling out and being famous, and the support mechanisms are full of non-binary folx with long nails and faggy haircuts all validating each other.