Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

You're in The Biz. How much of Pat's early "success" could be attributed to his former(?) agent, Russell Galen, I believe his name was? Heard he was well known with connections and Pat was extremely lucky to have had him as an agent.

Russell Galen was Phil Dick's agent. It's somewhat of a mystery why a worthless, talentless individual like Fat Rick somehow ended up with this guy as an agent.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Wow. He really wasted over $`100k with nothing to show for it and on top of that owes the site admin another $20k. How embarassing.

Let it be a lesson Rick, shut your fucking mouth.

Can we get this mentioned in the happenings @Null

Fatrick learn a lesson? Nigga, that's so optimistic Pride Month logos would be jealous.

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Is he either trying some gay as fuck 4D chess trolling or does he simply own firearms and never uses them? I can't figure why else anyone would seriously think a pistol could be used like that outside of someone is actually on top of you punching you in the face as you're trying to shoot them.

 

[break these cuffs]

Russell Galen was Phil Dick's agent. It's somewhat of a mystery why a worthless, talentless individual like Fat Rick somehow ended up with this guy as an agent.

The entire industry is a joke. It's why Rick is published at all.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Russell Galen was Phil Dick's agent. It's somewhat of a mystery why a worthless, talentless individual like Fat Rick somehow ended up with this guy as an agent.

I'm pretty sure he read Fatty's "Hitchiker's Guide" ripoff that he took 10 years to write and mistakenly thought he had a bit of talent & potential. People noticed sometime in 2020 that they both removed anything from their socials that indicated they were still client & agent. Notice how Fatrick never talks about submitting anything to his agent? He always says his editor. I admit I don't know shit about the publishing industry. Maybe you give it to an editor before handing it over to your agent? But I still haven't seen Pat mention having an agent in what seems like years.

 

[Boston Brand]

You're in The Biz. How much of Pat's early "success" could be attributed to his former(?) agent, Russell Galen, I believe his name was? Heard he was well known with connections and Pat was extremely lucky to have had him as an agent.

Holy shit, his agent was Russell Galen?! No wonder Fat Pat thought he was hot shit.

Galen is one of the best agents in the industry... man has turned out and reps more big names than some publishers, Terry Goodkind, Diana Galbadon, Mercedes Lackey, Harry Turtledove, those are just the ones I know of the top of my head.

So... for comparison, pop over to the Lindsay Ellis thread and see where I talk about her "agents" are a pair of hipsters based out of a warehouse in Brooklyn? Where I said if I wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire, much less sign an author from them?

Russell Galen meanwhile is one of the few who intimidates ME. Galen's a fucking pro, a legend, a big dick with a successful track record and he knows it.

There are just a handful of agents in the buisiness who you can trust enough to take a swing on nearly any author they say you should sign... Galen's one of them.

Even legends shit the bed sometimes though.

How the fuck did Patrick Tomlinson land Russell Galen as an agent for crying out loud?

 

[break these cuffs]

How the fuck did Patrick Tomlinson land Russell Galen as an agent for crying out loud?

The entire industry is a joke.

 

[AnOminous]

Galen is one of the best agents in the industry... man has turned out and reps more big names than some publishers, Terry Goodkind, Diana Galbadon, Mercedes Lackey, Harry Turtledove, those are just the ones I know of the top of my head.

You may have heard of someone named Philip K. Dick?

 

[Meat Target]

BIG NEWS!!!

Pat has terminated his dumb lawsuit against the 60 John Does. Dr. Owen A Forums wins again!

Imagine pissing away over $150k on the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the internet. He didn't even get one name!

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How did that random_text.txt from Melinda go?

YOU LOSE FATRICK TOMLINSON
YOU GET NOTHING FATRICK TOMLINSON

 

[AnOminous]

How did that random_text.txt from Melinda go?

YOU LOSE FATRICK TOMLINSON
YOU GET NOTHING FATRICK TOMLINSON

 

[Mr Moonface]

Credit to some guy on reddit named Jim-sucks-shit.

 

[bile demon]

BIG NEWS!!!

Pat has terminated his dumb lawsuit against the 60 John Does. Dr. Owen A Forums wins again!

Imagine pissing away over $150k on the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the internet. He didn't even get one name!

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YOU LOST PATRICK SEAN TOMLINSON
YOU FAILED PATRICK SEAN TOMLINSON
YOU'RE DUMB PATRICK SEAN TOMLINSON
YOU'RE THE DUMBEST LITIGANT EVER PATRICK SEAN TOMLINSON
YOU'RE A FAILURE PATRICK SEAN TOMLINSON

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

He's fat and he lost a lolsuit.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Varg

IIRC varg-chan follows a bunch of obnoxiously woke retards, and IIRC its usually in response to him being shown some cringe shit they have tweeted

I dunno, maybe he just likes his entertainment delivered directly to his timeline

Local RPG Sperg, here. As a general twitter survival tip if Varg starts following you, get that dirt off of your shoulder. When the danger-hairs in the RPG scene turn the eye of Sauron upon you, the first thing that they tend to do is check your twitter info and if Varg is following you? You've got issues. If you followed him back without knowing who he is or what he’s about? Prepare to get your asshole cored out.

 

[Homer Simpson]

BIG NEWS!!!

Pat has terminated his dumb lawsuit against the 60 John Does. Dr. Owen A Forums wins again!

Imagine pissing away over $150k on the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the internet. He didn't even get one name!

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He's gonna go after them himself. Safety isn't his speed.

Best fucking line lol.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

History repeats.

 

[Woyzeck]

Lmao Fatrick you will NEVER win you will NEVER see your daughter you FAT loser!

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Patrick is fat

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

What a naive little child

 

[Common Shadow]

BIG NEWS!!!

Pat has terminated his dumb lawsuit against the 60 John Does. Dr. Owen A Forums wins again!

Imagine pissing away over $150k on the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the internet. He didn't even get one name!

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The only thing more retarded than this is Maddox trying to sue his ex-podcast partner over some butt hurt issues and back pay.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Harry Turtledove

I honestly feel somewhat ill knowing that one of my childhood heroes might have at one point had to stand awkwardly at a cocktail party pretending not to loathe Fatrick.