- Joined
- Apr 2, 2016
Jesus Christ, Chantal!
This woman’s life has become such a massive, snowballing disgrace that the fucking reaction channels are forced to cover her in shifts. No one haydur can carry the load. They must hand her off like a baton in a relay race to a fresh haydur so the others can rest a bit before they are forced to react again to this recursive, gross, absolutely bizarre story line.
I swear to god if she goes back to him I will personally fly to Canukistan and make right on this Earth all that God has forsaken. I will set the Luxury Villa aflame and salt the ashes. I will fix Nader’s teeth with a baseball bat. I will sell Chantal to the zoo. I will rehome the cats but will be forced to euthanize Peetz because I can’t stand to see animals suffer. I will drive DeeDee to a clinic for a genetic screen to determine what chromosome deletion has caused her to spend her “vacation” this way. It has to be done and I think you all know it. Because goddamn this is awful.
This woman’s life has become such a massive, snowballing disgrace that the fucking reaction channels are forced to cover her in shifts. No one haydur can carry the load. They must hand her off like a baton in a relay race to a fresh haydur so the others can rest a bit before they are forced to react again to this recursive, gross, absolutely bizarre story line.
I swear to god if she goes back to him I will personally fly to Canukistan and make right on this Earth all that God has forsaken. I will set the Luxury Villa aflame and salt the ashes. I will fix Nader’s teeth with a baseball bat. I will sell Chantal to the zoo. I will rehome the cats but will be forced to euthanize Peetz because I can’t stand to see animals suffer. I will drive DeeDee to a clinic for a genetic screen to determine what chromosome deletion has caused her to spend her “vacation” this way. It has to be done and I think you all know it. Because goddamn this is awful.