US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Oxous]

I just had a horrifying thought.

The next 10 months are just going to be the Democrats endlessly cycling back and forth between Build Back Better and the voting rights bills until their “majority” finally leaves this mortal coil. There is a non-zero chance that in March or April we will be talking about Manchin and Sinema blocking a filibuster rule change for the second or third time.

 

[Blasterisk]

I just had a horrifying thought.

The next 10 months are just going to be the Democrats endlessly cycling back and forth between Build Back Better and the voting rights bills until their “majority” finally leaves this mortal coil. There is a non-zero chance that in March or April we will be talking about Manchin and Sinema blocking a filibuster rule change for the second or third time.

It's only horrifying if politics is your only hobby.

Better to grab something sippable and a nice book than worry about posturing like that — and it is posturing — from a bunch of dumbasses addicted to hearing their names on the news.

 

[Cuckoman]

I just had a horrifying thought.

The next 10 months are just going to be the Democrats endlessly cycling back and forth between Build Back Better and the voting rights bills until their “majority” finally leaves this mortal coil. There is a non-zero chance that in March or April we will be talking about Manchin and Sinema blocking a filibuster rule change for the second or third time.

I don't think so. It is election campaign mode. You don't speak about your own recent failures, you speak about what your vision of the future is and why the opposition is bad.
Rule #1 when wanting to get people to invest in you: Do not brag about recent catastrophic failures of yours.
BBB, Voting Bill etc will be memoryholed so quick that it will make your head spin.

UNLESS the progressives decides to go full public civil war on the establishment and then THEY will keep bringing these failures up as a weapon against the centre-left in the party.

 

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Notice the Junta only pushed for two bills in the past year, and the only thing these bills would do is help them keep and consolidate their power?

As @Gehenna pointed out: They were holding off what they REALLY wanted to do until they felt secure in the fact that no one could stop them, not even by voting them out in 2022/2024. That's terrifying.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

The big legislative ideas of the last year were Democrats Get A Trillion Dollars, Democrats Get Three Trillion Dollars For A Green New Deal and Democrats Get A Trillion Ways to Cheat in Federalized Elections. All three failed to pass and are big fat Ls. None of these bills are wanted by the unelected shotcallers in the Western world. Sinema and Manchin spent year as the real rulers' mouthpieces saying, "You are not getting these bills, knock it off." Yet they kept trying and trying and trying.

The administration appears desperate to notch a win somehow and they've got NOTHING to talk about in the midterms except insurrection and Donald Trump and Bull Connor. They're going to have to false flag and cheat their asses off to keep from losing at least the House. There's nothing for them to run on. Right now they've got 3 major legislative failures, a bungled COVID mess, gas up 2 dollars a gallon, generational high stagflation, a supply chain crisis, the botched withdrawal from Afghanistan, a gigantic immigration crisis and burgeoning World War 3 with the possibility of some midterm-tanking race rioting in the spring and summer.

 

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The big legislative ideas of the last year were Democrats Get A Trillion Dollars, Democrats Get Three Trillion Dollars For A Green New Deal and Democrats Get A Trillion Ways to Cheat in Federalized Elections. All three failed to pass and are big fat Ls. None of these bills are wanted by the unelected shotcallers in the Western world. Sinema and Manchin spent year as the real rulers' mouthpieces saying, "You are not getting these bills, knock it off." Yet they kept trying and trying and trying.

The administration appears desperate to notch a win somehow and they've got NOTHING to talk about in the midterms except insurrection and Donald Trump and Bull Connor. They're going to have to false flag and cheat their asses off to keep from losing at least the House. There's nothing for them to run on. Right now they've got 3 major legislative failures, a bungled COVID mess, gas up 2 dollars a gallon, generational high stagflation, a supply chain crisis, the botched withdrawal from Afghanistan, a gigantic immigration crisis and burgeoning World War 3 with the possibility of some midterm-tanking race rioting in the spring and summer.

BLM is (Neo-)Marxist owned and operated and probably propped up by Soros. They won't riot in the spring and summer unless the Progressive wing is openly going after the DNC, and I don't even think then. If they do anyway, well, it should be interesting seeing Antifa and BLM playing their little games without Systemic Support -- read: without police and DAs told to let them get away with it. Wonder if they actually have enough shit like Affinity Groups setup to avoid being taken out by the glowies. Or if they escalate and start pipe bombing shit again (a-la 1972 and the Weather Underground).

I do so hope the GOP and Trumpian Populists hiding in the halls of power are theorycrafting a way to get rid of Antifa/BLM rioters even if Soros funded anti-American DAs are actively preventing them from being tried for anything they do. Remembering that it's a civil rights violation for the DAs to do that... It'd be interesting seeing like, Patriot Prayer file civil rights lawsuits against cities and states that refuse to prosecute Antifa/BLM.

 

[SBG]

I understand desperation, but I don't get this pathetic theater the democrats are putting up.

I'm not a political pundit, but they keep punching the knife's edge expecting it to not cut. They knew they didn't have the votes for the filibuster and yet they played the same tune they did with BBB and expect they could shame and blame the same people they have tried before and it didn't work, why would they think it would work again?

Yeah, i've heard arguments that the dems are being pressed by their big bucks donors to do so, but in the end it is just another L, they are just not letting the dust settle, and the public ain't goign along with them anymore.

So why the dems just try to be, you know, boring? You don't have to battle for the soul of a nation every fucking week, why not just work on more tangible, and yet boring issues, that you can show a plan and expect a progression of results, like the border stuff, announce some new measures for the inflation and see if they can help, or work new plans for the supply issue.

Yeah, you won't have people tweeting about it, at least not as much as these hot button issues, but they can show at least some progress on those fronts right?

But sitting there, taking yet another L and them blaming for republican obstruction... I mean, the democrats spend the last 4 years calling every republican facists, why would they expect them to get along now?

This whole thing feels odd. I don't really like to say "you shoudl do this or that", because I know fuck all about politics and how these institutions work, it's just, everything feels odd with the american gov since Biden took over. Say what you want about Trump, at least when he took over, the machine seemed to be working just fas usual.

Sensationalism works when it comes to getting them votes. They've also been dealing with people clamoring to get them to give up the filibuster to help them do their voter fraud bill, so a move like this helps them pretend they were really trying to do exactly what the fringe lunatics wanted while not actually causing any serious damage to how the political theater they typically engage in. It's pretty routine, but it probably looks stranger when compared to the Trump years since there you genuinely had fighting within the Republican party of who to actually listen to when it came to messaging.

 

[ForTheHoard]

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Him flipping out reminds me of Hamilton from Best in Show.

 

[Tour of Italy]

Nays are 51, a dem voted against it. Worst case scenario hit.

Here I am, relieved but not surprised, comfortably taking a dump in my own toilet well east of the Rockies.

 

[Trianon]

Youngkin you sly dog...

New executive order from @GlennYoungkinmakes state diversity officer an "ambassador for unborn children"

https://twitter.com/SchneiderG/status/1483939409263308801

I love how this hasn't even made a blip on the radar with Biden and the Dems shitting all over themselves today.

They are also going to go after higher education for a lack of viewpoint diversity. Amazing. The lady who got the job is super based.

 

[Corn Flakes]

What I'll give to be listening in on the salt flowing from Kiev at the moment.

The United States has ever been a fickle ally, but Biden may just permanently tanked the US reputation in Eastern Europe, at the minimum. Who would even trust the US word after this? Taiwan may as well start making arrangements to ally with India and Japan permanently instead.

The irony is that Trump wanted the rest of the world to be less reliant on us for self-defense.

Well, Biden is doing a great job encouraging these people to not rely on us. For anything. America is not to be trusted.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

NRA doing something decent for once.

GOP ought to make lists of women who abort babies if Democrats want to give personal and sensitive information of gun owners to universities.

GOP has let the nation's biggest whore known as California to be running around whoring, time to slap the whore and bash her skull.

Backwards hat. So edgy.

 

[AGreatDipAtAFairPrice]

I don't know what has them so spooked that they think they can't just steal the midterms like they did in 2018 but Joe Biden said the 2022 midterms would be illegitimate unless the voting scam legislation gets passed.

 

[AnotherPleb]

I don't know what has them so spooked that they think they can't just steal the midterms like they did in 2018 but Joe Biden said the 2022 midterms would be illegitimate unless the voting scam legislation gets passed.

Virginia and Youngkin has them scared.

 

[Back me up!]

I'd rather he just got rid of the post entirely. This seems like gay "Ha see we like diversity too, just REAL diversity!" reaching. It's one of millions of do-nothing drains on budgets (tax-funded and otherwise) across the country.

Ideally yes: it would be great to remove the whole thing.

But here is the thing about government positions: once created they are almost impossible to destroy. Have to go through the process, reallocate the budget, blah, blah, blah. This completely side steps the issue AND uses the money already allocated for the position to do want Gov. Youngkin wants. So now the Dems either cope, dilate, and seethe or try to get rid of it themselves.

 

[ChefKiss]

That actually would have gone better if he came out and shat himself

Shitting himself in front of the pope isnt his worst public appearance, might not even be top 3

 

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Ideally yes: it would be great to remove the whole thing.

But here is the thing about government positions: once created they are almost impossible to destroy. Have to go through the process, reallocate the budget, blah, blah, blah. This completely side steps the issue AND uses the money already allocated for the position to do want Gov. Youngkin wants. So now the Dems either cope, dilate, and seethe or try to get rid of it themselves.

Problem is, the next Dem VA Gov can just undo it all.

I prefer my tearing down of beloved lefty institutions, grifts, and parasite entryism positions to be a little more permanent. But I'll take what I can get in the immediate interim.

 

[Beavis]

Biden being fed to the dogs today was the timetable being moved up. I think that he's going to be discarded in the next 6 months. I don't know how they're going to do it, but the monkey paw part of this Make a Wish situation is about to kick in, and they're going to use Biden's death as a means to accomplish one of their most desperate goals, probably a new Patriot Act, which will almost certainly contain "federal election protections" among its many, many pages. The fuse is lit, impo. Get ready for the fireworks.

I agree Biden will be gone, but not until midterms are over. If they’re as bad as predicted we’ll see rumblings about him resigning. He’ll announce he’s resigning a week or two after he’s served two years so Kamala doesn’t have a term used.

IMO the Biden admin has one Hail Mary shot: end all COVID restrictions. Contact blue governors and let them know everything is over on March 1st. Have a press conference that we’ve done as much as we can, but we have to learn to live with COVID. No more lockdowns, masks, and vaxx passports are illegal. Any states not complying will have federal funding withheld. March 1st is endemic day.

 

[MG-34]

I agree Biden will be gone, but not until midterms are over. If they’re as bad as predicted we’ll see rumblings about him resigning. He’ll announce he’s resigning a week or two after he’s served two years so Kamala doesn’t have a term used.

IMO the Biden admin has one Hail Mary shot: end all COVID restrictions. Contact blue governors and let them know everything is over on March 1st. Have a press conference that we’ve done as much as we can, but we have to learn to live with COVID. No more lockdowns, masks, and vaxx passports are illegal. Any states not complying will have federal funding withheld. March 1st is endemic day.

I don't think Biden can pull the trigger on that. The NPCs will freakout and think ending the COVID scare is signing their death warrant. How many pathetic NPCs working wagie jobs would bemoan losing the ability to chimp out at customers not wearing their cloth mask correctly and no longer feel that modicum of authority they have grown accustomed to?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

As the kids say, Psaki briefing tomorrow gonna be lit.

In other words, she'll be a salty bitch, and the cockeyed twatterati will simp and droll over #PsakiBombs.

I'm surprised she hasn't tried to go on vacation again.

Fun Fact: Yesterday, you could see her in the background when the cameras panned to one of the reporters. As soon as she noticed she was on camera, she tried to be slick by sliding over to the other side away from the camera.

She HAS to be hitting the fucking bottle HARD. I can't see any sane rational sober person try to come up with some sort of cover-up story for the ramblings of a madman. That letter she made yesterday that got its rounds on Twitter was a desperate impulse to calm the flames enough so she would be able to handle it head first when she actually has to address the same sharks that just tore Biden's ass up.

I CAN NOT wait to see what she has to say in her briefing. Every time she's up on that podium, a bit of her sanity is lost and she looses her cool. How in the flying fuck is she going to keep a clear head after that embarrassment yesterday?