Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Wir Suchen Dich!]

I'll watch it just for the new MC Jarbo drop, his songs never miss imo

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I'm kinda hoping for this to crash and burn miserably to give the gunt a big victory to cheer about.

Now hear me out as to why, with an actual victory for Ralph he will go crazy. He will cheer, get drunk, do dumb shit, try to take his win waaaay too far. Probably far enough to get in trouble with the law again.

"Ahm, sorry officer! But I'm just celebratin because cuz those dumshit peadofile aylawgs from da kiwifarms just made a bunch of losers out of themselves on the internet. That's why I'm out here celebrating with these hookers and blow! If you wanna arrest someone you should find CONNER MOON!"

I also like this, in part because it would get PPP to shut his gaping asshole for a discrete period of time. Which I view as a net benefit to humanity. And fuck Kraut, too.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

In common with the 1983 thriller, WarGames, where the only winning move in global thermonuclear war and/or tic-tac-toe is not to play, the only sensible course of action when approaching this transitory coalition of dumbasses, is to remain on the side-lines and observe the ensuing retardation from a safe distance, behind lead shielding. Nothing to be gained from wading into the middle of a spat between a pair of individuals who are capable of demonstrating good judgement in the same way that a broken clock is capable of showing the right time. The Mall Metokur idea sounds cringe.

That would require a level of self control Ralph is completely incapable of. As long as at least one good zinger occurs, gets clipped, and is sent to his Twitter he'll rage uncontrollably about it.

 

[Baklava]

These guys desperately want it to be 2018 again

 

[Bixnood]

I'm not gonna watch this stream it sounds boring and gay like everything warski and PPP do, but hopefully warski has been saving some good DMs to show.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

These guys desperately want it to be 2018 again

Aren't we all? Gym was still around, chinese desease was only in conspiracy theorists minds, gunt only to explode on next year. Good times

 

[AltisticRight]

Considering the comments about the upcoming "Kino Kasino: F Ralph Festival" show's quality, I have added a poll.

 

[SugarSnot]

There are more people on the panel than the view count of Ralph and the panelists combined.

 

[Berb]

I'm optimistic that it'll be kino. The Jim appearance is obvious kayfabe but I think he could actually be bought to come on.

 

[Baklava]

I really hope this will be kino, but realistically the odds are it'll be bait with a lot of dead air. I bet Ralph gets extra fucked up on stream and grumbles about it anyway though.

 

[Polyboros2]

I think that is honestly the flattest spread I've ever seen on a Kiwifarms poll. There isn't a strong consensus on what this is going to be, but I bet disappointing.

 

[MeltyTW]

i picked just here for jarbo because i think even in the worst case scenario, where somehow people are summoned outside this sektur to suddenly give a shit and catapult ralph to tucker mainstream levels based just on the fail of this one stream and large portions of people are brainwashed into thinking the gunt isnt a chomo sex offender, therell be a clip or two that makes gunty seethe into ruining his life further.

 

[Frail Snail]

I'll watch it just for the new MC Jarbo drop, his songs never miss imo

He might come on just to talk, like he did on the Ear Juice podcast. Or he's the Jim soundboard. I'm more interested in how Matt is gonna behave on the same show as the MC that made him famous.

 

[Snickerdoodle]

IT will be fun to watch. That's all I really give a shit about. It's a win win no matter what happens.

still, hopefully the super chat shit will be kept to a minimum. it grows tiresome very quickly

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

I expect it to be somewhat difficult to watch. I couldn't sit through the first episode. It comes off so forced, for starters. Watching that episode made it clear to me how much Godwinson brought to This Week in Nectar. It reminded me of the Trial of Josh Moon Squire of Gothos video, but I can't pin down why. Warski and PPP have little left in their lives but their internet personas, which are circling the drain similarly to Ralph, himself.

Maybe some of you are hyped for this. I can't say I'm excited to sit through Cog, Mint Salad, Augie, Mundane Matt, Flamenco, Kraut, and King of Pol and others regurgitate the same stuff that we have been posting about for 2 years. The is the Boulderversary, but with Corn and Ralph instead of Mundane Matt. Desperation in the form of a livestream.

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I’d be very interested in what May’s ex has to say. Sad he’s not up here.. god I forgot it’s name.. pedo brony who wears dresses now? Fuck.

Edit: digibro! As soon as I hit send it came to me! Yeah, I’d like to see digibro or whatever he calls himself now that he’s a dress wearing larper.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is one of most even spreads I've seen. About 30 hours left? Drop it all and don't hold back, hope everything but the first entry in the poll happens. That'll be a win-win-win.

 

[Tims]

This isn't going to end well, especially with @Bryan Dunn on, the worlds most insufferable faggot who'll probably talk over everyone while they all scream at each other. Truly riveting, kino infused content to own the Gunt!

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

No idea what to answer in the poll... I guess dead air since I think there will be a stream but anemic on guests and Andy having to fumble to fill time because amazingly, the hot ticket guests don't show up. Apparently a dm saying "cool sounds fun, I may swing by" isn't an ironclad booking.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

I expect a really cringy attempt at putting on a show, like PPP likes to do, Warski being high on his own farts thinking he's really owning Ralph with this, and everyone else to be very lackluster. Hopefully I'm wrong.

Yeah, it'll be a total dud.
These two are completely incompetent. Andy can't do anything on his own and needs someone else to do all the heavy lifting for him, and PPP can't do anything that doesn't involve him just winging it and pointing his phone at blurry screencaps on his greasy laptop.

 

[Retink]

Yeah, it'll be a total dud.
These two are completely incompetent. Andy can't do anything on his own and needs someone else to do all the heavy lifting for him, and PPP can't do anything that doesn't involve him just winging it and pointing his phone at blurry screencaps on his greasy laptop.

All they really have to do is go down a list of all the stupid shit Ralph did and not get into random side discussions or try to hard. So there's about a 50-50 chance that they'll fuck it up.