Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Beavis]

Who is Quasi? I'm making a tweet for funsies.

The guy that runs the OnA forums. Pat was trying to get his identity.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

FWIW, someone impersonated Patrick on Twitter and made a snarky comment to Turtledove. He responded calling (fake) Patrick a "so-called author."

Real Patrick saw this exchange and quickly corrected the record, letting Turtledove know it was an impostor. But Pat's ego had to have taken a hit.

Beautiful and the damage is done. Fatrick knows what he thinks about him.

 

[cuttysnark]

 

[Mr Moonface]

Important update!

Yes, he's drinking his problems away. Shocking...

Also, the #ConfusionMI hashtag is starting to get some attention.

 

[Meat Target]

OnA found some of Hooligans' Yelp reviews.

 

[Mr Moonface]

SpaceEdge (one of the most prolific trolls on the OnAForums) has released a promo for the 6th part of ApostleGate titled - "SFWA's Victim's Unit"

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Watch "SFWAVICTIMSUNIT_6" on Streamable.

streamable.com

For those new to the thread, this is a big deal because the last time an episode of ApostleGate was released, it resulted in Pat having a psychotic 1/2 hour meltdown over the phone. I uploaded that to the Farms in another thread, you can find it here

 

[Meat Target]

SpaceEdge (one of the most prolific trolls on the OnAForums) has released a promo for the 6th part of ApostleGate titled - "SFWA's Victim's Unit"

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Watch "SFWAVICTIMSUNIT_6" on Streamable.

streamable.com

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For those new to the thread, this is a big deal because the last time an episode of ApostleGate was released, it resulted in Pat having a psychotic 1/2 hour meltdown over the phone. I uploaded that to the Farms in another thread, you can find it here

There needs to be some kind of racketeering charge against SFWA.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I’m pretty sure there should be an amendment saying nerds can never organize without constant extreme oversight by chris hansen because usually it just ends up being a cult of child groomers. Yes even the women nerds. Stunted social growth is a dangerous thing.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

I remember when he first subpoena'd Cloudflare this thread had maybe 9 pages after 3 months? It was tiny and slow by KF standards, but Patrick wanted us to know about him real bad.

One of the more underrated aspects of Fatso's insanity is his "Main Character" complex. He lives his life completely oblivious to any sort of risk, because he's the Superhero Jedi Protagonist of his story and Superhero Jedis ALWAYS get their happy ending. He lives his entire life like the jackass down at the local basketball court calling every last shot while they're still in the air. Swish! Kobe! Nothin but net! That's why the Fatrick character is so fun to watch: 98% of his fuckups are a direct result of his ego, and his need to fight the stupidest fucking battles solely because he's already declared himself the winner. He's so overconfident about winning everything, then he loses, then he lies and says he won.

Hey Patrick, don't feed the trolls. Hey Patrick, don't respond back to get the last word every single time. Hey Patrick, don't spend a hundred thousand dollars suing anonymous internet posters. Hey Patrick, don't constantly make written threats against the people you're suing while your case is still ongoing. Hey Patrick, don't subpoena kiwifarms and get another messageboard involved in your bullshit.

No, child. I will be known as the master trollslayer, and my strategies will be taught for thousands of years after I die. Everyone who has ever criticized me will be required to give me all of their money, before getting life in prison, raped multiple times every day as is a suitable punishment. The Nazis of Kiwifarm will be immediately terrified of battling a trollslayer such as myself, all info I need will be given promptly, my thread will be deleted, and Null will issue me a groveling apology which I will reject because he is a Nazi.

That's legitimately how he thinks. His entire life dictated by delusional daydreams of winning and then punishing anyone who said he couldn't do it.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

OnA found some of Hooligans' Yelp reviews.

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'I recommend the onion rings.'

Jesus Christ I had to take a huge Pat from laffin. Fug.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Honestly I’d feel bad for Hooligan’s for getting a reputation for being Pat’s regular hangout but seeing all the shit that he does publicly and how he bitches about other patrons and them not doing anything about it kinda makes it their fault. Think of all the encounters with customers he has we don’t hear about they are letting a literal Hooligan fuck with their image.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

'I recommend the onion rings.'

Jesus Christ I had to take a huge Pat from laffin. Fug.

No kidding. I almost Pat my pants

 

[joebobmurphy]

I know even the halfassed attempts Ona has made toward Samuel Delaney and Scalzi sent them into a minor uproar.

Oh god, please tell me Scalzi isn't a sex-offender too. I really liked Old Man's War. This is why I have a general policy of learning as little as I can about authors. I often don't even look at the pictures at the end of the book so I wouldn't know them from Adam. I swear, every time I let my guard down I find that one of my favorite authors is either a sex offender or a total twat. I know that one day I'm going to find a bombshell about Seth Dickinson(Baru Comorant). There is no way a guy that obsessed with lesbians is not a fucker of some sort.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

I’d feel bad for Hooligan’s for getting a reputation for being Pat’s regular hangout but seeing all the shit that he does publicly and how he bitches about other patrons and them not doing anything about it kinda makes it their fault. Think of all the encounters with customers he has we don’t hear about they are letting a literal Hooligan fuck with their image.

Hooligan's can go get fucked. When it caught on fire and there was a GoFundMe page set up to help employees they rejected and returned any donations that came with a message making fun of Patrick or from Nigel Igger.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Hooligan's can go get fucked. When it caught on fire and there was a GoFundMe page set up to help employees they rejected and returned any donations that came with a message making fun of Patrick or from Nigel Igger.

Oh well then yeah they bought into this faggot and seem to actually LIKE him enough to troll shield him. Frankly they might as well be the official Bar/Restaurant of lolcows

 

[JY's Tampon]

Is it just me, or is this guy really fat?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

God damn so this faggot is connected with pedos and he wants to do a fucking lawsuit against exposing the connections and faggotry

 

[Next Task]

Great lawsuit, kiddo. You lost, child.

How many underage skeletons in his closet contributed to his massive abuse of "child" and "kiddo"?

I suspect it's either that he hates being called a child, so he uses it on everyone else because he thinks it's as stinging to them as it is to him, or he used it once on someone and they completely lost their cool, so he thinks that if he calls everyone a child he might get that same reaction.

Neither of those options preclude him being a nonce, but relying so heavily on the one weak put-down suggests either projection or trying to replicate a lone success, to me, based on who Patrick is.

 

[thegooddoctor]

What a way too shit away 100k. Literally should have eaten and crapped his cash out would have been a better use of his time, what a colossal tool.

 

[thismanlies]

SpaceEdge (one of the most prolific trolls on the OnAForums) has released a promo for the 6th part of ApostleGate titled - "SFWA's Victim's Unit"

View attachment 2904974

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Watch "SFWAVICTIMSUNIT_6" on Streamable.

streamable.com

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For those new to the thread, this is a big deal because the last time an episode of ApostleGate was released, it resulted in Pat having a psychotic 1/2 hour meltdown over the phone. I uploaded that to the Farms in another thread, you can find it here

Jesus fucking Christ man. I'm never making fun of Fat Rick for wasting the SFWA's money ever again. That's $150k they won't be spending on their next pedo defense case.