I definitely had Rich Peepo HOA shitholes in mind when I referred to Suburbia.
That someone has 150 grand to sling down on a down payment for a house, and chooses a tenth of an acre with an eyesore of a tract-built house nestled among scores of its exact copies, with a set of lunatic rules requiring among other things the waste of water and fertilizer on useless lawns and denying the right to paint one's own house the color one pleases-- this is what I find utterly baffling.
I get why people don't want to live in an apartment block, but can't afford to live in a rural villa.
An apartment block in a desirable area will run you more than a mortgage in a rural area. And be subject to rent increases. It's fucking disgusting.
Me personally. I opted for a townhouse outside a metropolitan area that is within half an hour of my employer. I was less than enamored with what I saw available for apartments and didn't want to buy a house closer to my employer because real estate in that area is less desirable and thus would be harder to sell when the time came. I got 2 years until I am eligible for a rather large buy out. There's plenty of jobs around where I live. If I moved to where my employer is located that would not be the case. I also saved a significant amount of money because this was a private sale. No real estate agent involved. Just me, the buyer and a couple of lawyers.
Now if we were talking a house I would opt for one that didn't have a HOA. 5-10 years from now I intend to move innawoods and write manifestos and shit. But for now I can't do that. I have to stay connected to society for a bit longer.
You realize people live in neighborhoods without HOAs and their roads still get plowed and salted and their trash picked up? Cope harder for your bad decisions that led you to living in a neighborhood where you pay for the "privilege" of being told what color your shingles are required to be. You people are like proto-bugmen.
The town isn't going to plow your driveway and shovel, and salt your doorstep. If you own a home you have to pay for trash removal and water. Those are covered by my association fee. As is mowing, landscaping, deck maintenance, paving. I am cool with paying x amount a month to not deal with any of that bullshit.
Horrible Rules:
(1) Flatten boxes when you put them in the dumpster.
(2) Move your car for plowing.
(3) Don't dig holes in the ground.
(4) Don't work on your car and have it on cinderblocks like a mong.
(5) Don't rent your place to broke ass niggers.
,,,I think this thread might have drifted off topic just a tad.