Kelly Lenza / LividLipids / softbodytendermind / ass_child / photopotamus - "Radical body liberationist”, Intentionally Repulsive, Uber woke middle-aged SJW influencer wannabe, doxed her former therapist for getting WLS, ate her way to heart failure

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

This is exactly what the real issue is . Kelly just doesn't want to do anything with her children but she is too much of a chicken shit to outright admit she hates being a mother .

Man... @I hate children? is keeping it real about hating children

I don't know if the kids have dolls but she could spend some time teaching them how to make doll clothes or even sew something fun for their rooms, like cute pillows. The oldest may be able to learn to use a sewing machine and even the youngest is capable of learning to use a needle and thread. They could watch YouTube videos and learn how to crochet (granny squares are simple) too. There are lots of crafty things they could learn that might give them a lifetime of joy.

They're like 4 and 6 so a sewing machine seems a bit much...

That said... she draws gross furry shit to post on instagram but can't even be fucked to like sit down and draw with her kids? Little kids pretty universally love drawing and painting. Fuckin go buy some Crayolas and big sheets of paper and make something together. She spends more on her fried chicken habit every day than one of the huge deluxe boxes of crayons costs.

tbh... one of the weirdest things about growing up is realizing the 120 pack of crayons with the sharpener in the back costs literally less than $10, yet having that shit made you one of the rich popular kids in fourth grade.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I am suspicious that she just doesn't own any coats or warm legwear that fit anymore.

I suspect you're right. A couple of years ago, she posted about finding a winter coat she liked, that actually fit (the white one). Apparently, this had proved difficult, and she posted about it because it was a big deal.

Early this winter, she was giving away that same coat because it no longer fit her. I don't think she found a replacement, and maybe she didn't want to find a replacement—after all, not having a coat would give her an excuse not to leave the house in very cold weather.

ETA: Having warm winter boots would be another issue for her. If she's having any amount of diabetic neuropathy, having the proper footwear to protect her feet against cold would be an absolute must; even mild chilblains or frostbite could cause her serious trouble, given the slow healing diabetics often experience.

And it's not just a matter of being able to find warm, waterproof boots, and warm socks that fit on her feet (which she could); her real problem is that she has to be able to get them on and fasten them herself. Having seen how many of our deathfats can't manage footwear that doesn't slip on easily, and requires no fastening (Crocs, ballet flats, slide/shower sandals), and how many can't get socks on at all (at least not without an assistive device), it wouldn't surprise me if footwear was an issue keeping Kelly needlessly housebound.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Eh, there's a kids' sewing machine at Amazon for $25 and one reviewer said her 6 yr old loved it. I was doing a shit ton of crafts at that age because my grandmother used to do craft fairs. I learned to crochet in 1st grade, did latch hook rugs and was sewing simple things on an adult machine by 8. It just depends on how patient the adult teacher is. Since we know Kelly is impatient with her girls even on the best days, she'll never take the time to teach them. Heck, she could get them a cheap camera and teach them basic photography, which they might love.

 

[GinnyPotter]

I suspect you're right. A couple of years ago, she posted about finding a winter coat she liked, that actually fit (the white one). Apparently, this had proved difficult, and she posted about it because it was a big deal.

Early this winter, she was giving away that same coat because it no longer fit her. I don't think she found a replacement, and maybe she didn't want to find a replacement—after all, not having a coat would give her an excuse not to leave the house in very cold weather.

Why doesn't she just shop where Anna does? She wears stupid jackets all the time. It's not they could look worse on Kelly.

Actually on second thought, scratch that. Kelly in the scary purple sweat suit would be a million times worse.

I'm sorry for even putting this out into the universe.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Eh, there's a kids' sewing machine at Amazon for $25 and one reviewer said her 6 yr old loved it. I was doing a shit ton of crafts at that age because my grandmother used to do craft fairs. I learned to crochet in 1st grade, did latch hook rugs and was sewing simple things on an adult machine by 8. It just depends on how patient the adult teacher is. Since we know Kelly is impatient with her girls even on the best days, she'll never take the time to teach them. Heck, she could get them a cheap camera and teach them basic photography, which they might love.

Crochet's a great one to teach the 6-year-old; so is latch hook, or simple weaving, or tearing up old clothes and making braided mats. Even that needlepoint with regular yarn on plastic canvas is a good way to get a kid into some sort of needlecraft if they're not ready for sewing yet.

Other fun stuff that's super-cheap, and can be done with whatever's already on hand: sculpting with paper maché or salt dough. My brother used to build elaborate constructions out of toothpicks and white glue.

The great thing about activities like this is that they're amazing for developing hand-eye coordination and small motor control. They're also valuable for cultivating patience, and seeing a project through to a finished result. Developmentally, it's really important for kids to do hands-on stuff like this, rather than spend more time in front of a screen.

But it would require effort and patience on behalf of someone other than herself, and Kelly can't even exert those for her own well-being and happiness, so the girls are shit out of luck.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I suspect you're right. A couple of years ago, she posted about finding a winter coat she liked, that actually fit (the white one). Apparently, this had proved difficult, and she posted about it because it was a big deal.

Early this winter, she was giving away that same coat because it no longer fit her. I don't think she found a replacement, and maybe she didn't want to find a replacement—after all, not having a coat would give her an excuse not to leave the house in very cold weather.

ETA: Having warm winter boots would be another issue for her. If she's having any amount of diabetic neuropathy, having the proper footwear to protect her feet against cold would be an absolute must; even mild chilblains or frostbite could cause her serious trouble, given the slow healing diabetics often experience.

And it's not just a matter of being able to find warm, waterproof boots, and warm socks that fit on her feet (which she could); her real problem is that she has to be able to get them on and fasten them herself. Having seen how many of our deathfats can't manage footwear that doesn't slip on easily, and requires no fastening (Crocs, ballet flats, slide/shower sandals), and how many can't get socks on at all (at least not without an assistive device), it wouldn't surprise me if footwear was an issue keeping Kelly needlessly housebound.

She could just get uggs or shearling-lined Chelsea boots

 

[GinnyPotter]

I don't know if the kids have dolls but she could spend some time teaching them how to make doll clothes or even sew something fun for their rooms, like cute pillows. The oldest may be able to learn to use a sewing machine and even the youngest is capable of learning to use a needle and thread. They could watch YouTube videos and learn how to crochet (granny squares are simple) too. There are lots of crafty things they could learn that might give them a lifetime of joy.

You know what's funny? American Girl dolls would be perfect for them. I had the black and Indian one. They're from different time periods and they all come with six books that are incredibly well written and historically accurate.

Those dolls cost as much as a car payment or some people's mortgage. But I bet her children would love them. Mine really taught me about history and to this day I'm so glad I got one. It really does teach you about other cultures in a very wholesome way.

They're expensive but to a little girl, they are everything.

Edit; I remember growing up and getting one of these dolls meant that you were cool. It's a dumb status symbol but growing up you just want to fit in and be like everyone else.

My parents were even so kind to buy me a cute knock off while they saved money to buy me the real thing. These dolls can you run you thousands of dollars but it's not like Kelly doesn't have the money.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I don't know if the kids have dolls but she could spend some time teaching them how to make doll clothes or even sew something fun for their rooms, like cute pillows. The oldest may be able to learn to use a sewing machine and even the youngest is capable of learning to use a needle and thread. They could watch YouTube videos and learn how to crochet (granny squares are simple) too. There are lots of crafty things they could learn that might give them a lifetime of joy.

Um, excuse you? Dolls? For little girls? Muh gender roles! Dysphoria! Reeeee!!!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

girls?

KIDDOS

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Um, excuse you? Dolls? For little girls? Muh gender roles! Dysphoria! Reeeee!!!

It's okay. They identify as really large action figures so boys can play with them, too.

Or she could do some science experiments with her kids. Or help her kids learn some easy programming stuff. I helped my kid set up his own Minecraft server and print up cards with his server address to hand out to friends. Plenty of stem activities that can be done if you are worried about being too "girly".

 

[theriddler3]

She could just get uggs or shearling-lined Chelsea boots

Those shoes are difficult for hugely pregnant women, I'm sure it's no different for her. She'd need zip up boots with a long string tied to the zipper to help her zip them up.

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

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Lmao Kelly you're a crab in the bucket because your entire existence is repulsive and you're bitter that other people judge you for your awful life choices, not because muh trauma. Being traumatized isn't an excuse to be a piece of shit who drags people down.

And... this analogy makes about as much logical sense as a clip from The Room.

If they're using the crabs to represent oppressed people, why the fuck is it resistance for the rest of the crabs to keep one from trying to escape? Wouldn't resistance be them all trying to help each other escape the bucket they've been forced into?

 

[Amphotericin B]

The irony of posting about crabs in a bucket when she was so threatened by her therapist wanting to lose weight that she doxed her.

Crabs have nothing to do with colonialism so the graphic is stupid too. Not everything is related to colonialism and racism ffs.

 

[Dalepilled]

why is she like this...
embracing how fat you are makes it worse fucking tranny bitch

 

[Carla Jean]

The irony of posting about crabs in a bucket when she was so threatened by her therapist wanting to lose weight that she doxed her.

Crabs have nothing to do with colonialism so the graphic is stupid too. Not everything is related to colonialism and racism ffs.

That whole graphic is condescending cope. The translation of it is: "If blacks and other minorities you fetishize reject your woke ideology, don't be mad at the poor things bc they're too brainwashed to know better."

 

[Reepicheep]

 

[Amphotericin B]

The first slide reminds me of the Oswald Bates sketches from In Living Color. Some retard shitting out “big words” to try and sound more intelligent than they are.

Sex workers are seen as objects because they rent out their holes for men to put their penises in. Like used cars (objects), they rapidly lose value as they age and sell for less as the inevitably wear and tear on their bodies becomes harder to hide. They have to compete against the newer models that come out every year.

I’m not morally opposed to sex work but it’s not empowering to base your survival on how much men are willing to pay to fuck your and fucking multiple men per day. Most women would be emotionally affected by that.

Fucking as a civilian isn’t the same as fucking multiple strange men day after day. No amount of internet coddling and legalization would make it an advisable career path. Because trafficking is still happening, Amsterdam was talking about shutting the red light district a while back (didn’t happen tho). Legalization isn’t magic, it won’t make it non exploitive and non dangerous. It’s evil to try and groom girls into thinking sex work is glamorous and empowering. These Twittertards might as well be broke Ghislene Maxwells.

Women are women because they have XX chromosomes. All the SJW mental gymnastics in the world won’t change it.

 

[fishing bird]

Grab your popcorn, fellow shitlords!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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Grab your popcorn, fellow shitlords!

Please, please, pretty please, Kelly! I want to see you have a melty d!