Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Aw, shit. Some sad news just came over the wires, everyone. Pat's doppelganger, the singer Meat Loaf has passed away, age 74.
Anyone got that Pat/MeatLoaf gif?

https://variety.com/2022/music/news/meat-loaf-singer-bat-out-of-hell-rocky-horror-dead-dies-1235159445/?src=rss

Finally, it's time for Pat's Meatloaf Impersonator career to take off! Contact him now to schedule him for your local event! He knows all Meatloaf's greatest hits:

• Paradise by the Bathroom Light
• Fat Out of Hell
• I'd Do Anything for Love (Yes, Even That)
• You Took the Story Right Out of My Book (Hot Plagiarism Night)

 

[Spergichu]

I don't understand how one man can be such an insufferable faggot.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Scalzi is also currently at ConFusionMI, I bet he and Pat are having a nice long bitch about all the evil cyberstalkers.

Be careful before enlarging this image, the soy levels are rather intense.

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The white male mediocrity on display here smh.

Love how all this is ballooning out beyond pig himself and to the wider SFWA, an organisation whose scummy membership has had this coming to them.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

BIG NEWS!!!

Pat has terminated his dumb lawsuit against the 60 John Does. Dr. Owen A Forums wins again!

Imagine pissing away over $150k on the stupidest lawsuit in the history of the internet. He didn't even get one name!

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Link to Case

I'm just listening to the MATI episode that mentioned this and played the phone calls. Patrick needs to get the shit kicked out of him and it'll fix his entire outlook. The constant "Shut your fucking mouth" and "you're not allowed to speak" is evidence he's never been told no. Yes it's powerlevling but this dude needs slaying

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I would not be surprised if Pat turned out to be the grown up version of the lightsaber kid or the OP of the katana meme.

Spoiler: For reference

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

SFWAVICTIMSUNIT_6

Watch "SFWAVICTIMSUNIT_6" on Streamable.

streamable.com

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For those new to the thread, this is a big deal because the last time an episode of ApostleGate was released, it resulted in Pat having a psychotic 1/2 hour meltdown over the phone. I uploaded that to the Farms in another thread, you can find it here

this is less trolling and more of a public service announcement. jesus that is a lot of sex pests for one small club.
pat spends ALL DAY scrutinizing people of the other political party down to the smallest semantics of speech, then goes and rubs elbows with this crowd?

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

I would not be surprised if Pat turned out to be the grown up version of the lightsaber kid or the OP of the katana meme.

Spoiler: For reference

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

You ought to read his old toy forum posts. He is so hilariously cunty and condescending about his model helicopters

Who makes the best 14:88 A-10 for the $?

Title says it all. Ive found A-10As made by Italieri, Tamiya, Hobbyboss, Ertl, and Revell/Monogram. The kit doest have to be spectacular, as its going to be built to hang from the ceiling at my parents house, but it does need to have a full weapons load, like the Nazis had with their Focke-Wulf F...

www.arcforums.com

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

You ought to read his old toy forum posts. He is so hilariously cunty and condescending about his model helicopters

Who makes the best 14:88 A-10 for the $?

Title says it all. Ive found A-10As made by Italieri, Tamiya, Hobbyboss, Ertl, and Revell/Monogram. The kit doest have to be spectacular, as its going to be built to hang from the ceiling at my parents house, but it does need to have a full weapons load, like the Nazis had with their Focke-Wulf F...

www.arcforums.com

OH look This CHILD

AND HIS FAT

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Larry Correia and Jim Butcher

Are they really right wing? I wouldn’t have thought it but I don’t know that much about them

 

[Mr Gray]

You ought to read his old toy forum posts. He is so hilariously cunty and condescending about his model helicopters

Who makes the best 14:88 A-10 for the $?

Title says it all. Ive found A-10As made by Italieri, Tamiya, Hobbyboss, Ertl, and Revell/Monogram. The kit doest have to be spectacular, as its going to be built to hang from the ceiling at my parents house, but it does need to have a full weapons load, like the Nazis had with their Focke-Wulf F...

www.arcforums.com

Well I apologize Curt, I was lead to believe that this community was filled with knowledgeable people eager to assist. I've been building models for twenty years, earned awards at every level of competition, scratch-built master patterns for many successful resin kits, and have been involved in internet modeling communities for many years. I am by no means the best builder around, nor even the best one here, however "Newbie" certainly doesn't apply. You should take a moment to consider that perhaps it is you who has gotten off on the wrong foot with me, not the other way around.
There are many, many threads here asking the same sort of question I opened with, without the more specific following questions. Yet you chose mine to police about wasting your time. Hey, if you thought it was repetitive, don't reply. Simple, easy, unoffensive, and it lets you spend your time more productively elsewhere.
P@T

Beautiful, it reads like a copypasta
Do you think this guy has ever tried to figure out *why* he was a lolcow?

 

[Nod Flenders]

You ought to read his old toy forum posts. He is so hilariously cunty and condescending about his model helicopters

Who makes the best 14:88 A-10 for the $?

Title says it all. Ive found A-10As made by Italieri, Tamiya, Hobbyboss, Ertl, and Revell/Monogram. The kit doest have to be spectacular, as its going to be built to hang from the ceiling at my parents house, but it does need to have a full weapons load, like the Nazis had with their Focke-Wulf F...

www.arcforums.com

How am I not surprised that he's always been a cunt.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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OH look This CHILD

AND HIS FAT

Looking at the whole profile and the avatar change date, it looks like Fartrick was hacked in 2020

 

[weedcum]

Scalzi is not a pedo. He's happily married to an Ogress, who is maybe 4 inches taller than he is. Thus he likes 'em big and monster-like, not small and child-like. He is nominally hetero and has a daughter. In the past, Piggy Pat has expressed thirst for Scalzi's Ogress.
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Scalzi also likes to play dress up. He feels pretty, oh so pretty. It is better than being fat, oh so fat, like his dog-- that's abuse, BTW, doing that to a dog --and like the star of this thread who is fat, perpetually, eternally fat.
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Images shamelessly taken from the OnA Forums.

glad scalzi isn't a creep, old man's war was some proper military sci fi and it'd suck if i had to think twice before recommending it. absolute shame he's ruining his dog's life, i hope he treats his kids better.

I would not be surprised if Pat turned out to be the grown up version of the lightsaber kid or the OP of the katana meme.

Spoiler: For reference

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

oh man he modeled himself after the stereotype holy shit

 

[artilleryfroth]

SpaceEdge (one of the most prolific trolls on the OnAForums) has released a promo for the 6th part of ApostleGate titled - "SFWA's Victim's Unit"

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Watch "SFWAVICTIMSUNIT_6" on Streamable.

streamable.com

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For those new to the thread, this is a big deal because the last time an episode of ApostleGate was released, it resulted in Pat having a psychotic 1/2 hour meltdown over the phone. I uploaded that to the Farms in another thread, you can find it here

So many pedos… Is all this verified? Pretty bleak if so.

Every time I see “SFWA” now I think of the (very NSFW) Metallica song. Seems appropriate.

so what- Metallica

For the record there is no ''you final fuck" in the song!!!ORIGANNLY BY THE ANTI-NOWHERE LEAGUE. THIS HAS NO COPY RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK ALL METALLI...

youtu.be

 

[ShiftyBoi]

This dude's a chaffed cunt.

No matter how hard he tries to wave around his subpoenis, deep down he's just a tight sandy vagina.

You just know he makes hand gestures at the computer screen to better articulate how he's smarter than us children.
Maybe if I was really in his presence, his gravitational pull would warp my baby brain into submitting to his socratic brilliance.

 

[AnOminous]

He calls people "child" when he looks and acts like a fat toddler. And he's out a fuck ton of money for nothing other than more public ridicule.

He sued people for calling him fat. He's still fat, but now he's broke too. Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I'm just listening to the MATI episode that mentioned this and played the phone calls. Patrick needs to get the shit kicked out of him and it'll fix his entire outlook. The constant "Shut your fucking mouth" and "you're not allowed to speak" is evidence he's never been told no. Yes it's powerlevling but this dude needs slaying

Which MATI is that? I don't usually listen but would like to hear this one

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Btw has Pat actually posted pics of his model building at some point?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Which MATI is that? I don't usually listen but would like to hear this one

Todays

Josh starts talking about Fatrick at 1:46:52, phone call starts at 1:56:14

 

[Somerville Dan]

Looking at the whole profile and the avatar change date, it looks like Fartrick was hacked in 2020

We prefer to call it an OOPSIE DOODLE.