Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

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When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
May is trying to mimic plating food so it looks nice. Not realizing when done right it will never look like a picture or what people look for to tell it is cooked correctly (like juices below the cooked meat). She thinks somehow this is how you want food to look. No one wants to see the pre shredded cheese coated in flour on potatoes. Only fools want just one big bite of cheese. In five or six more years May will learn how to baste and not just pre heat an oven and toss the meat in for 30 min per pound. Maybe she can show everyone her journey to learn traditional home cooking by streaming Cooking With May?

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Forget basting, her first big adventure into learning cooking techniques should be braising. She needs a way to turn all those tough and chewy cuts of budget meat that you can buy in biden's America on a killstream salary into flavorful and tender meals. The second thing she needs to learn is reducing liquids to sauces, because an Ethan Ralph with a full and happy gravy hole might not be get all slappy and choky with her
 
She needs a way to turn all those tough and chewy cuts of budget meat that you can buy in biden's America on a killstream salary into flavorful and tender meals.
She needs an Instant Pot. I doubt Ralph will let her keep $100 from her wagie check to buy one. I’d suggest putting one on their wedding registry but lol we all know that shit’s never happening.
 
"Little girls crave attention" is creepy coming from her of all people. It's the exact kind of language people use to try and explain how actually kids enjoy it and can consent.
Well, Amanda Morris is an openly proud pedophile. The mother of Ethan Ralph’s second bastard child had no shame in announcing that she gets off on images of children being raped. She’s very familiar with how to rationalize sexually abusing children, which is one of the reasons why the thought of her breeding is so horrifying. Meigh’s “little girl” doesn’t stand a chance.
 
Well, Amanda Morris is an openly proud pedophile. The mother of Ethan Ralph’s second bastard child had no shame in announcing that she gets off on images of children being raped. She’s very familiar with how to rationalize sexually abusing children, which is one of the reasons why the thought of her breeding is so horrifying. Meigh’s “little girl” doesn’t stand a chance.
God help this kid because these two motherfuckers aren't going to
 
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It’s as if this thirsty retarded bitch doesn’t realize she’s dating, engaged to, and impregnated by Ethan fucking Ralph. Her privileges to clown on anyone else have been permanently revoked. If I had Photoshop I’d make that a dunce cap:

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She looks like a young Tommy Wiseau here.
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May again proving she is as much of a home cook as being a Subway employee makes her a chef. Hopefully she is not serving him over 1/2 pound of pork and that is there for plating. Not sure why anyone would post what is the most basic of "home cooking" which is a stretch to call it that. A nice cheap vacuum sealed piece of the finest Tyson tube tenderloin. Seasoned with garlic, rosemary, and other basic spices. Cooked only to the best 155+ degrees for dry melt in your mouth flavor. Next to that is mashed potatoes which could be instant or home made topped with a healthy portion of packages shredded cheese (Calcium wont save Ralph's liver). Finally a toss salad so good it wasn't shown (probably because it is a salad kit). May now has the cooking skills of an 18 year old bachelor trying to impress a date with his cooking skills. Ralph flaunts all this money and he can't even give May enough to buy meat from the meat counter.
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Jesus fucking christ, this horse has less culinary skill than a 16 year old.
That is a average to decent cut of pork, she could have put it in a ziplock with some basic bbq sauce, she could have soaked it in buttermilk ranch and lighty breaded it, she could have used some foil and wrapped it with some fingerling potatoes, she could have just cut it into 1/4 inch filets and put a little butter, soem garlic, some salt and pepper..
And the potatoes, jesus christ you stupid fucking moron. You add a flourish of butter to the potatoes and a bit of shredded gouda adn it would have been so much better than throwing on some probably fridge cold shreds to hot mashed. that's gonna be cold lump of shit.


Take that pork loin (not tenderloin, just pork loin) season it up with salt, pepper, garlic (fresh minced is best of course) rub it in to the meat good on both sides, add some olive oil (if you are smart you'll use the olive oil cooking spray) to the foil and wrap it up loosely. Put that in on 350 for 45 minutes or so. Boil some fingerlings or just some waxy taters on to boil.. cubed up leave the skin on. when they are starting to get soft, pull the pork let it set to rest, then add some cream 1/4 cup ish to the taters and a touch of gouda, softly mash them, you don't want full on soup you want chunks. Then slice and plate pork, and mashed taters. Nothing wrong with a ready made salad mix as well with very light dressing. use the cheddar shreds on that..
 
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I hear whinnying and hooves stomping in the barn:
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"My daddy's the fattest, most degenerate..."
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As a transexual pedophile that got knocked up by a short, fat, unemployed, alcoholic, drug-addicted, violent sex-offender, I know a thing or two about the trad lifestyle. Without having changed my first diaper, let me lecture you all on how easy it is:
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"I'm still willing to gargle your cum while you slap me around and call me a disgusting slut Daddy Dax. Please?" Good to see the gunt-guards can wake up from their ambien haze to simp on Meigh:
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How long is the relationship realistically going to last once Ralph sees her blown out vagina after birthing her guntspawn?
The loose pussy won’t scare him off, every woman has a loose pussy when you have a Memphis micro, but the 24/7 reality of the baby Gunt will break him within six months - and that’s being generous.
 
I know what you mean but you might want to expand your list a little.
5. Not a paedophile
6. Not a weird weeb/Disney fangirl (emphasis on "weird", as in fanatical and thinks these cartoons are real)
Amanda is Jewish, by the way, so she's not passing the sniff test. By this list, you'll ask Faith out too.
You could shorten this to
5) not jewish
 
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holy shit!
i hope that someone cares enough to check in on meigh before the gunt loses what's left of his sanity tonight.
 
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