Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[NynchLiggers]

Pantsu is a doormat desperate for any game even if it comes from being with an F list streamer. She knows Ralph cheats in her with hookers. Ralph will be the one to leave.

Gunt is a bitch and for him his poorly-constructed facade of not being a deadbeat to own Jewsh is his actual reason to live.
Mantsu would try to date some IP2 meth user or something and Gunt would impotently seethe and suicide bait

 

[Null]

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1485013048742096903

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I’m at the airport and I made the flight. I …

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TL;DR for anyone reading this feature:

- Andy Warski is an old friend of Ralph from the glory days of 'Internet Bloodsports'. This song is about him.
- Andy is ethnically Portuguese and has wanted to go back to Portugal for years.
- Andy was in a chatroom with people Ralph hates.
- Ralph now hates Andy.
- Ralph is visiting Portugal to spite Andy. The logic is unclear, but it's probably along the lines of "I have enough donation money from my streams to visit Portugal any time I want, unlike Andy, who cannot afford to move there right now. This will own him."
- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.
- Dick Masterson was invited to come but injured his ankle at the last moment so Ralph is going alone.
- May, Ralph's pregnant fiance, is also not coming.
- Andy and PPP (Ralph's Canadian arch-nemesis) did a stream together which was successful and is probably stressing him out. Read more.

You're now caught up. This is probably his flight:

TP232 Flight Tracker-Washington to Lisbon (TAP-Air Portugal TP 232)-PlaneMapper

Flight TP232 from Washington to Lisbon is operated by TAP-Air Portugal. Scheduled time of departure from Washington Dulles Intl is 18:40 EST and scheduled time of arrival in Lisboa is 06:20 WET. The duration of the flight TAP-Air Portugal TP 232 is 6 hours 40 minutes.

www.planemapper.com

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Fellow Ralphamales, it's finally happening
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Andycels BTFO'd Ralph is gonna go fuck even more hookers. If you thought fucking 1 hooker 5 times was bad, well you ain't seen nothing.

Oh fuck man, I have high hopes Ralph manages to make the local news with his shenanigans.

I'm going to have a few words with Sargon, as he was involved in pan-European politics I can have him pull a few strings... Ralph, were putting a European Arrest Warrant out for you, you can't transport uncooked meat into the EU without the proper paperwork - it doesn't matter if the meat is hanging off of you!

 

[Sarah Connor]

Hope Meigh takes this as a sign that he’s going to be an absent, deadbeat father when the baby arrives (although, with all the Vegas trips and his failure to have a relationship with Xander that should’ve already been apparent). Ralphamale asserting his dominance over Andy is funny as fuck though, all the locals are gonna think Guntzilla arrived when he’s out and about.

 

[fuzzdew]

So what is he gonna do alone in Portugal? I don’t think his fat ass is going there for sightseeing.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph’s gonna fuck a few prostitutes and stay in his hotel room the entire time.

 

[LieutenantRasczak]

Sorry betas but the ralphamale wins again.

 

[Love Machine]

So he is visting another country where he knows no one and has no connections for vacation.... by himself...

 

[Jack Awful]

The only people more retarded than Ralph are his fans who believed him when he was begging for "money for a lawyer" to "get his kid back".

 

[FagDiddler]

So what is he gonna do alone in Portugal? I don’t think his fat ass is going there for sightseeing.

Catching chlamydia to own the Andycels

 

[Hüftpriester]

Mustache Meigh left home alone for a week less than 24 hours after Pod Awful pointed a FINGER GUN at her, leaving her shaken and terrified. Ralph truly doesn't give a shit about his horse bride.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

How does he afford to be able to travel so much?

 

[Pissmaster]

What’s the over-under on Ralph getting arrested and thrown in Portuguese jail?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If I was Meigh, I can’t think of a better, SAFER time to pack up and head back home, if her parents will take her.

 

[eaglesfan665]

How long is he planning on staying in Lisbon?

 

[Twinkletard]

If he's fucking 14 year old prostitutes, he can get in trouble in the US for that shit.

 

[CringeMomma]

So he is visting another country where he knows no one and has no connections for vacation.... by himself...

for a week.

 

[KifflomKween]

So he is visting another country where he knows no one and has no connections for vacation.... by himself...

And one that is well known to be used for sex tourism and drug use.

 

[LaurenLauren]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
AMERILARDS GETS OF MY CONTINENT!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Love Machine]

I mean, even assuming he is going for illegal hookers, can he even afford them?