🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Barbarus]

Go to Andy's sisters place or no balls Ralph

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

After staying up all night coping and seething from being publicly humiliated, Ralph slept the day away but is now up and harassing random girls on Twitter. I guess he just hates non-mustache having women.
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He made it boys! Let's gooooo!!!!
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Ralph, your pregnant horsewife got a FINGER GUN pointed at her less than 24 hours ago. She's still terrified and you're leaving her home alone for a week so you can bang cheap hookers of questionable age in Portugal. You are scum, it's no wonder Daddy Dick broke his foot to avoid having to spend time with you.

Agent-Log reporting in.
I'm armed and dangerous, ready to abort the retort once I get given the all clear.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

After staying up all night coping and seething from being publicly humiliated, Ralph slept the day away but is now up and harassing random girls on Twitter. I guess he just hates non-mustache having women.
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He made it boys! Let's gooooo!!!!
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Ralph, your pregnant horsewife got a FINGER GUN pointed at her less than 24 hours ago. She's still terrified and you're leaving her home alone for a week so you can bang cheap hookers of questionable age in Portugal. You are scum, it's no wonder Daddy Dick broke his foot to avoid having to spend time with you.

Did he sleep in and almost miss his flight cause he was seething all night about the diaper delivery by Jesse? I don’t get why he tweeted “just made the flight” if that’s not the case

 

[Hüftpriester]

Did he sleep in and almost miss his flight cause he was seething all night about the diaper delivery by Jesse? I don’t get why he tweeted “just made the flight” if that’s not the case

Stayed up all night to seethe on twitter, probably slept all day and woke up just in time to make it to the airport. His internal clock is already fucked before the jet lag, lol. Jesse should go back at some point this week and leave some more diapers.

 

[GL09]

This could get interesting.

L/A

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This could get interesting.
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No you don't. You're a fat pussy who is leaving their "pregnant" not-wife at home after screaming about almost getting murdered because you have to go to across the Atlantic... to prove something to nobody?

 

[MediocreMilt]

After staying up all night coping and seething from being publicly humiliated, Ralph slept the day away but is now up and harassing random girls on Twitter. I guess he just hates non-mustache having women.
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Ralph, your pregnant horsewife got a FINGER GUN pointed at her less than 24 hours ago. She's still terrified and you're leaving her home alone for a week so you can bang cheap hookers of questionable age in Portugal. You are scum, it's no wonder Daddy Dick broke his foot to avoid having to spend time with you.

how many what? kids out of wedlock? fewer than Ralph.

 

[LurkTrawl]

This could get interesting.
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I really hope he's not bullshitting here, because I've been wanting to see what would happen if Ralph actually did confront someone in person for a while now.

 

[Hüftpriester]

how many what? kids out of wedlock? fewer than Ralph.

He's assuming she has a high body count cause she's way more attractive than any woman that would sleep with him without getting paid at least $500.

 

[Instapot]

This could get interesting.
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This is the greatest idea Ralph has ever had. Hands down.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I really hope he's not bullshitting here, because I've been wanting to see what would happen if Ralph actually did confront someone in person for a while now.

We already know from the ice bag and Digibro. A slap fight that needs a censor bar.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Ralph so far has threatened to go to PPP's house, Tonka's house, Adrian Blair's house, etc.

He's claimed he has fully planned out each trip before.

He had Frank Hassle on and pushed Frank to go to Boogie's house and mocked Boogie for being scared of it. I'm sure he laughed about it on stream after it happened

Someone drives past his house and leaves him some diapers: "They've made this real. My horse nearly died. They tried to kill my baby. Now I'm gonna have to threaten to go to their house. I'd never have done this before because that's low, but now I have no choice."

 

[Sam Losco]

This could get interesting.
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Won't happen. He's too bitchmade.

 

[InwardsStink]

Of course he left Meigh by herself, she has dick appointments to make with Tyrone!

 

[MediocreMilt]

He's assuming she has a high body count cause she's way more attractive than any woman that would sleep with him without getting paid at least $500.

But if he did pay her $500, it'd be worth it because she'd kiss him and prostitutes don't normally do that.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

This could get interesting.
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LMFAO. Good job, idiot. Now all Andy has to do is put a call in to Interpol and tell them that a convicted felon from the US is currently travelling to Portugal with plans to harm his sister and other family members. Then he sends them the screenshot and the audio of Ralph talking that shit. He literally said he was going to rape Andy's sister. People at Customs do not fuck around. This might actually fuck Ralph over if Andy thinks on his feet quickly enough.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

This could get interesting.
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Any Portugal to Serbia flights?

 

[InwardsStink]

LMFAO. Good job, idiot. Now all Andy has to do is put a call in to Interpol and tell them that a convicted felon from the US is currently travelling to Portugal with plans to harm his sister and other family members. Then he sends them the screenshot and the audio of Ralph talking that shit. He literally said he was going to rape Andy's sister. People at Customs do not fuck around. This might actually fuck Ralph over if Andy thinks on his feet quickly enough.

Ralph stuck in a Portugese flight terminal arc please!

 

[TheHardR]

Yea ralphs delusions are getting pathetic.
Unless I see a stamp on a passport (of course with Ethan's name on it)
I think he will be spoofing his gps and taking potos from google.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Ralph stuck in a Portugese flight terminal arc please!

I'm deadly serious about this. If you make threats against someone's family who lives in another country (even as a joke) and then immediately fly to that country, Customs is 100% going to assume that you flew there to hurt someone. I am 0% kidding. They will interpret that as a legitimate threat that you are intending to carry out.
This could even get Ralph put on an international no-fly list.