Any time he does something right is by avoiding his own kind.
Six and a half hours in a narrowbody. JFC, I'll take 'flights I'd find an alternative for' for $500, Alex.
Pity the poor soul who has to sit next to this loudmouthed fat fuck for that length of time.
passports are good for ten years. or they used to be. so yeah he went to London within the past 10 to see Nora.
The drink cart hitting your leg because of his sheer mass would be enough for me.
This is the dumbest reason to go to portugal. so pettyView attachment 2911367
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1485013048742096903
Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "I’m at the airport and I made the flight. I …
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TL;DR for anyone reading this feature:
- Andy Warski is an old friend of Ralph from the glory days of 'Internet Bloodsports'. This song is about him.
- Andy is ethnically Portuguese and has wanted to go back to Portugal for years.
- Andy was in a chatroom with people Ralph hates.
- Ralph now hates Andy.
- Ralph is visiting Portugal to spite Andy. The logic is unclear, but it's probably along the lines of "I have enough donation money from my streams to visit Portugal any time I want, unlike Andy, who cannot afford to move there right now. This will own him."
- Portugal also has decriminalized narcotics, decriminalized prostitution, and a low age of consent.
- Dick Masterson was invited to come but injured his ankle at the last moment so Ralph is going alone.
- May, Ralph's pregnant fiance, is also not coming.
- Andy and PPP (Ralph's Canadian arch-nemesis) did a stream together which was successful and is probably stressing him out. Read more.
You're now caught up. This is probably his flight:
TP232 Flight Tracker-Washington to Lisbon (TAP-Air Portugal TP 232)-PlaneMapper
Flight TP232 from Washington to Lisbon is operated by TAP-Air Portugal. Scheduled time of departure from Washington Dulles Intl is 18:40 EST and scheduled time of arrival in Lisboa is 06:20 WET. The duration of the flight TAP-Air Portugal TP 232 is 6 hours 40 minutes.www.planemapper.com
It’d be quite funny if he couldn’t set a foot outside of the airport because he never bothered to get tested or did something stupid.
Warski and PPP among others have theorized that Ralph might have secretly gotten vaxxed after his mother died so he could vacation easier.
This possibility is strong. But I think he will get in. I think something is up with Ralph, Dick, and Metokur. I think they have low level connections and were taking money from an unkown source to say and do certain things. np2 and the selective nature of the relationship of these men. something off. im probably just crazy...
That gets you on a plane domestically. It won't even get you into Canada anymore (there are drivers licenses that can, but that's not Real ID per se). Schengen zone would be a biiiig nope.
That would be funny as fuck, the fat pig standing at customs and is told he needs to go back
Because the new account faggot that had it decided to reveal themselves as yet another Discord sock that lusts after Ralph's Memphis micro and turned the post into NSFW Ralph sex tape shit attacking their other favorite target, Haru.
The actual fuck? once again kiwi farms introduces me to perversions I didnt think could be possible
That's when the bowling tournament is scheduled.I wonder why he's doing this now and not when the gunt spawn 2.0 is supposed to arrive. Unless the plan is to either get arrested or "disappear " to escape the horse?
