Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Votes: 80 3.4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Votes: 755 32.0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Votes: 153 6.5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Votes: 476 20.2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Votes: 850 36.0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Votes: 47 2.0%
  • Total voters
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Tommy's Mom said:
There is the possibility that Ralph might be trying to set us up, but I doubt he's smart enough to pull it off. Tweet out some dodgy photos to raise suspicions, wait three days, then film a video of you going to a bull fight.
Like I said, Ralph is too retarded to even think about this, but who knows, maybe.
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"HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THOUGHT I JUMPED ON A PLANE AND FLEW TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. GOT YOU, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A FAT RETARD."
 
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Hambubger said:
Ralph is poor how is he funding all this foolishness?
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Bro he makes wicked bank EVERY NIGHT! He talks about it all the time. He does like $100 bucks each show. Easy! It's not like he has a gofundme set up to get money to get custody of his son who he doesn't really care about and is using that money to go on benders to Vegas, put a down payment on a Nissan truck, or fly out to Portugal to spite a stuttering sped for reasons that only make sense to him.
 
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Hambubger said:
Ralph is poor how is he funding all this foolishness?
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I don't know why people are acting like it's expensive, because of covid air travel is stupid cheap right now, round trips to vegas cost less than 60USD and round trips to lisbon are less than 500USD. It's not like he's going hard staying at lavish expensive resorts and spending tons of money. (see post below of him dining at the fine establishment of burger king while in Lisbon fucking Portugal) Anyone with a minimum wage job and a passport could afford to travel to very nice destinations right now.

and didn't he just grift a ton of money for his abandoned child knowing full and well that money is not going to be spent on xander, it was spent on going to Vegas, Portugal, and a down payment on his shitbox nissan
 
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Tom Myers said:
A true Gunty King needs his crown!

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Imagine flying across the Atlantic ocean to anger someone who wants to move to where you flew to and then you boast about eating Burger King. The crown guy reference, which I'm sure is what he's going for, means nothing unless we have footage of you screaming "NIGGER" at people in the streets of Libson. Otherwise you're just a cuck wearing a cardboard child's crown.
 
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