Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I like what people were doing and boiling down his meals to the component to make it even sillier that he did all this
"FLEW TO COUNTRY TO SPITE SOMEONE ONLY TO EAT MAYO AND RICE!!!"

 

[Retink]

I like what people were doing and boiling down his meals to the component to make it even sillier that he did all this
"FLEW TO COUNTRY TO SPITE SOMEONE ONLY TO EAT MAYO AND RICE!!!"

You look at this shit and try to explain it then

 

[Don Quixote]

Can someone please help me understand the psychology of Meigh? If my fiancé was pregnant at all, let alone in the 2nd/3rd trimester, and I told her I was going to fuck off for a solo trip to Portugal and shes not invited it would be an immediate divorce.

Hard to imagine that because I actually love my fiancé and would rather be taking care of her at home than chasing spite-trips to Europe.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Can someone please help me understand the psychology of Meigh?

She's a pedophilic whore with Borderline Personality Disorder.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can someone please help me understand the psychology of Meigh? If my fiancé was pregnant at all, let alone in the 2nd/3rd trimester, and I told her I was going to fuck off for a solo trip to Portugal and shes not invited it would be an immediate divorce.

Hard to imagine that because I actually love my fiancé and would rather be taking care of her at home than chasing spite-trips to Europe.

That's why you're not a Ralphamale and your fiance doesn't want to tape children.

Edit: meant to say "rape".

 

[MeltyTW]

Can someone please help me understand the psychology of Meigh? If my fiancé was pregnant at all, let alone in the 2nd/3rd trimester, and I told her I was going to fuck off for a solo trip to Portugal and shes not invited it would be an immediate divorce.

Hard to imagine that because I actually love my fiancé and would rather be taking care of her at home than chasing spite-trips to Europe.

Warski called raph fat and gay so he has to spend thousands to go to some shithole on the other side of the globe on a moments notice, it's nothing you dumb fucking alog he spent 40k on the spite truck following his spite kiwifarms check caused wreck proceeded by his seething spite heart attack.

 

[DragoonSierra]

But I do want him in a jail cell. A Portuguese one.
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you realize Euro jails are borderline hotels right.

 

[Don Quixote]

Warski called raph fat and gay so he has to spend thousands to go to some shithole on the other side of the globe on a moments notice, it's nothing you dumb fucking alog he spent 40k on the spite truck following his spite kiwifarms check caused wreck proceeded by his seething spite heart attack.

Portugal is actually really nice tbh. My fiance and I went to Lagos for a week after a week in Spain a few summers ago. Very lovely people and place. Shame its now tainted.

Damn its hard to live knowing I'll never spend 50 grand to own the libs instead of providing for my family, might have to sui.

 

[The Big Dream]

Can someone please help me understand the psychology of Meigh? If my fiancé was pregnant at all, let alone in the 2nd/3rd trimester, and I told her I was going to fuck off for a solo trip to Portugal and shes not invited it would be an immediate divorce.

Hard to imagine that because I actually love my fiancé and would rather be taking care of her at home than chasing spite-trips to Europe.

Don't bother rationalising something that was never rational. All you need to picture is how retarded Ralph is, and how doubly retarded someone would need to be to want a child from that. She's a mental midget

 

[AnOminous]

I like what people were doing and boiling down his meals to the component to make it even sillier that he did all this
"FLEW TO COUNTRY TO SPITE SOMEONE ONLY TO EAT MAYO AND RICE!!!"

NOOOO, also all three of the bagged frozen shrimp from Thailand or whatever, each shrimp only cost $300 for the Gunt to consume while his mare at home was being (according to the Gunt) threatened with like murder and shit.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Warski called raph fat and gay so he has to spend thousands to go to some shithole on the other side of the globe on a moments notice, it's nothing you dumb fucking alog he spent 40k on the spite truck following his spite kiwifarms check caused wreck proceeded by his seething spite heart attack.

So is the consensus that he had a heart murmur and passed out and crashed his car? Or is this something else?

 

[Harshed Mellow]

Man, You'd think the local guy could take him to a more local restaurant. If someone were to wander into my neck of the woods I liked enough to reach out to, I'd at least take them to my good spots that won't beat up their wallet. I don't know about the Shrimp in Mayo, the rest looks okay but you can get better state side dude. Any coullion with a cast iron pot can whip up a jambalaya and boil shrimp to put on top some Cane's sauce.

If you're reading this tell that pecker head to bring you somewhere decent and be more adventurous dude.

Hey wait, Ralph are you on a date? Dinner, Dessert, Drinks and a cigar? Hmmm.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

So is the consensus that he had a heart murmur and passed out and crashed his car? Or is this something else?

IIRC, he had some issue with his heart at the airport when he was flying home from Vegas trip #4. He then crashed his car a few days latter, when he got home, because he was too busy reading the forums to pay attention.

 

[YumeNoHero]

I hope this fatso never come to Japan.

 

[Michael Janke]

you realize Euro jails are borderline hotels right.

isn't this portugal, not scandinavia. not to say it's a shithole prison, but it's probably a bit uncomfortable.

on a more serious note, maybe andy should go portugal at some point this year. not because of ralph, but if he plans to move, he should become more familiar with the place ahead of time and see how life is. get an air bnb, hang around the locals and eat the food.

 

[Retink]

I hope this fatso never come to Japan.

"Waiter! I said waiter! This fish you served me is raw, how dare you offend the Ralphamale clan in such a grave way! Had my horse been here she would have been outraged with how much she loves you anime eyed people, but unfortunately, or fortunately seeing with how poor your cooking of the fish is, she could not come being a woman and all she must stay locked inside the house, tending to my there spawn. Japan has made a mighty powerful enemy this day with me and I shall see it sunk to the pits of the ocean."

 

[DragoonSierra]

That hump of fat on the back of his head is the little apartment where Null lives rent free.
It's popped out before:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-...killstream-tequila-sunrise.16672/post-7808209

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It does that when the Null symbiote senses corn nearby

 

[cistendered]

I bet Pantsu, being the dutiful wife baby mama that she is, is taking notes so she can attempt to cook something Portuguese for Ralph when he gets home. So far her shopping list is:

• Precooked shrimp
• Mayonnaise
• Half a lemon
• Burger King

I look forward to seeing her try to cook something exotic, so hopefully Ralph gives her more to work with before the trip is over.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I hope this fatso never come to Japan.

I hope he does, the japanese would relentlessly bully him until he decides to become a "human accident" at the Shin-Koiwa Station, inconveniencing many a salaryman as his final act of spite.

Just remember, if you catch a glimpse of him, get clear of the splash zone.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He had a few "refugees" coming from Marocco by boat to our southern beaches (in Algarve), but it has stopped, since our navy has joined forces with with the Spanish navy and started policing those routes together.

The gunt would be a great flotation device, no doubt, but everyone would just probably flee away from him. We would be flooded with people running away from him.

Except he'd somehow manage to drown anyway, then wash up on the beach, after which the rot gasses inside him would burst him open, covering the beach in Gunt.