Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Oh look another sauce taste test video used to disguise the fact that he ate an entire rack of ribs himself because KETOOOOOO.

Jump cut to hide the struggle he had with the aluminum foil.

Bistro sign is back. Are we getting served out of order videos again or was he butt hurt we pointed that out last live stream?

What a low energy video.

It's clearly weeks old; I remember seeing these three awful sauces sometime a few weeks ago on his social media on here; I think it's near a month old.

Since he fucked up cooking it the same way he always does, I'm just going to comment the things you do to make ribs not suck.

1. Fucking remove the membrane and render out the fatty and unworkable shit on the ribs. It makes them a lot more tender and a lot more edible to boot.
2. You lacquer the sauce in the oven as needed, and even then I'd use a juice or thinner mop sauce based on the one you're using as you do it instead. Or you just plain season and render it mostly done; then finish off.
3. Season both sides.
4. You can cook the ribs low and slow just fine in the oven, 225 or whatever for a while does the trick

Anyways, fuck this video it's weeks old, Jack is retarded and has fucked up ribs once more, and Jack is sulking over his cooking getting made fun of so he's trying to content starve out of narc rage.

 

[ZipDisk]

Found a recipe for jack on tiktok - Sleepy chicken challenge. https://screenshot-media.com/visual-cultures/internet-culture/tiktok-sleepy-chicken-challenge/

 

[captkrisma]

Seems like Jack

It's clearly weeks old; I remember seeing these three awful sauces sometime a few weeks ago on his social media on here; I think it's near a month old.

He got the sauces for a Christmas gift. Granted, the pepper Palace sauces can last a long time, I wouldn't waste the whole fucking bottle on one single rack of ribs.

 

[Super Hans]

EDIT: Not sure how often he wears the grey shirt, but holy shit does it not flatter his bowling-ball figure.

What else is he supposed to wear? His shirt that makes him look like a pumpkin, the one that makes him look like a watermelon, or the other one that makes him look like Grimace?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Little tip that you'd think someone with a cooking show would know

Tin foil not in contact with the food pretty much instantly cools once out of the oven. You dont need to ... *Checks notes* ... Scissor it away.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

Don't get the baby backs guys, get the pork ribs

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Oh look another sauce taste test video used to disguise the fact that he ate an entire rack of ribs himself because KETOOOOOO.

Jump cut to hide the struggle he had with the aluminum foil.

Bistro sign is back. Are we getting served out of order videos again or was he butt hurt we pointed that out last live stream?

What a low energy video.

I don't get how the fuck people like Jack eat so much. If I eat half a rack of ribs I feel bloated as all hell, and I'm not a small guy lol!

Little tip that you'd think someone with a cooking show would know

Tin foil not in contact with the food pretty much instantly cools once out of the oven. You dont need to ... *Checks notes* ... Scissor it away.

Jack has no knowledge of basic food safety practices, expecting him to know this isn't a safe bet lol!

What else is he supposed to wear? His shirt that makes him look like a pumpkin, the one that makes him look like a watermelon, or the other one that makes him look like Grimace?

He could wear a Muumuu and a leather cap like Homer Simpson did, his weight is on point lol!

 

[ZipDisk]

God damnit, found another thing that reminded me of Jack.

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I would love to read the "reverse yelp" reviews of Jack.

"I just rolled a dishwasher's turd in crushed up goldfish crackers on a dare, then poured a bottle of Lawry's steak and chop marinade over it. Jack rated it 'A-, Yum', and requested the rest of the bottle as a beverage. I'm beginning to consider following the example of Anthony Bourdain."

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Did Jr. get more than one dog? Tammy Jr. is going to have a lot on her plate.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus wept

What the flying fuck is this nigga doing?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Did you guys notice Jack mentioned the weather outside at the moment the video was being filmed again?

Jack is a veteraned content creator with over a decade of experience. He understands that certain topics will no longer be relevant to the future audience and should be omitted. This is why when Jr. talks about the Bills game at Arby's it's really important that Jack interject with direction about the audiences perspective at the dinner table. Jr. shouldn't be talking to Jack like he's having dinner with his dad; that doesn't play well to the camera.

Meanwhile, Jack constantly talks about the weather like it's somehow relevant to people in the future. So, he's not only a psycho who uses his family as a prop in in his videos, he's also so bad at making videos after all these years, it's necessary to constantly explain film and television 101 when talking about him to give perspective on just how basic the shit he fucks up is.

I think the fact that Jack mentions the weather also illustrates his limited understanding of the internet. I don't think he understands that the internet is so far-reaching there are people who won't be able to experience the same weather outside as he does. That there could be people in different states or even in other countries watching his videos.

It's also funny that Jack doesn't use the weather as a reason to change his game and just do something he could do inside, instead following his first and only impulse like a jellyfish.

 

[Sonic T]

He could wear a Muumuu and a leather cap like Homer Simpson did, his weight is on point lol!

$20 says mushbrain uses a dialing wand.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Did you guys notice Jack mentioned the weather outside at the moment the video was being filmed again?

Jack is a veteraned content creator with over a decade of experience. He understands that certain topics will no longer be relevant to the future audience and should be omitted. This is why when Jr. talks about the Bills game at Arby's it's really important that Jack interject with direction about the audiences perspective at the dinner table. Jr. shouldn't be talking to Jack like he's having dinner with his dad; that doesn't play well to the camera.

Meanwhile, Jack constantly talks about the weather like it's somehow relevant to people in the future. So, he's not only a psycho who uses his family as a prop in in his videos, he's also so bad at making videos after all these years, it's necessary to constantly explain film and television 101 when talking about him to give perspective on just how basic the shit he fucks up is.

I think the fact that Jack mentions the weather also illustrates his limited understanding of the internet. I don't think he understands that the internet is so far-reaching there are people who won't be able to experience the same weather outside as he does. That there could be people in different states or even in other countries watching his videos.

It's also funny that Jack doesn't use the weather as a reason to change his game and just do something he could do inside, instead following his first and only impulse like a jellyfish.

Jack is such a narcissist that he will not, probably even can not, put himself into the frame of mind of a viewer. He can't conceive of talking about things that are important to his audience, and conversely not talking about unimportant things. This is also the same reason (or part of it) why he reviews so many strip-mall, gas-station, no-name places in the far exurbs of Nashville, and pretends like he's actually performing a service for his viewers when he does it. Sometimes he'll do a video at bottom-tier fast food chains like Arby's and Wendy's, but the videos are still devoid of any interesting content or information, and by the time he uploads he's usually been beaten by Reviewbrah, who actually makes videos worth watching even if you don't eat fast food.

 

[ZipDisk]

I like how he gets scared when someone walks by the house. That might be one of the things I miss the most about youtube livestreams. He especially hated weekends because of garage sales.

 

[the khat quaffer]

$20 says mushbrain uses a dialing wand.

I heard his ass has its own congressman.

I believe it.

In any other context I would hard (x) to doubt, but there were ribs downstairs. I could totally imagine him thinking: "Time for ribs" and barreling down the stairs at absurdly high speed like a human avalanche, stroke arm flapping in the wind as furniture and wall fixtures unfortunate enough to be in the way are knocked to the ground. His mind hot with the thought of food; focused only on that momentary satisfaction of stuffing meat into his drooping facehole.

I concur. Getting some man-meat in his gullet is quite possibly the only thing that would make Jack exert himself.

Spoiler: Rare footage of Jacko running

Of course what I wanna see is his stroke arm coming to life in the pursuit of food.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack is such a narcissist that he will not, probably even can not, put himself into the frame of mind of a viewer. He can't conceive of talking about things that are important to his audience, and conversely not talking about unimportant things. This is also the same reason (or part of it) why he reviews so many strip-mall, gas-station, no-name places in the far exurbs of Nashville, and pretends like he's actually performing a service for his viewers when he does it. Sometimes he'll do a video at bottom-tier fast food chains like Arby's and Wendy's, but the videos are still devoid of any interesting content or information, and by the time he uploads he's usually been beaten by Reviewbrah, who actually makes videos worth watching even if you don't eat fast food.

Jack demonstrated his narcissistic behavior by not using the bbq sauce his audience wanted to use for the ribs simply because the sauce "didn't smell good" to him. Jack doesn't really drink coffee so much as he drinks flavored syrups, so smelling a strong coffee scent probably scared him like the bitch he is.

You know what would have made sense and be acceptable to the viewers? Taking a taste of the sauces with a spoon first. Then you could say "well...based on how that tastes, I really don't recommend it on the ribs we're making today" despite the sauce getting reviews that say it works on goddamn everything but ice cream.

But instead Jack is a butter soft bitch and pussies out of giving his fans content. And he wonders why his channel is dying.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack demonstrated his narcissistic behavior by not using the bbq sauce his audience wanted to use for the ribs simply because the sauce "didn't smell good" to him. Jack doesn't really drink coffee so much as he drinks flavored syrups, so smelling a strong coffee scent probably scared him like the bitch he is.

You know what would have made sense and be acceptable to the viewers? Taking a taste of the sauces with a spoon first. Then you could say "well...based on how that tastes, I really don't recommend it on the ribs we're making today" despite the sauce getting reviews that say it works on goddamn everything but ice cream.

But instead Jack is a butter soft bitch and pussies out of giving his fans content. And he wonders why his channel is dying.

I would love to see Rob’s answer to this. Not that I am tempting the God’s or anything like that, but I feel this is how he’d approach trying out 3 unfamiliar sauces.

Whoever previous mentioned the Goofus and Gallant parallel between Rob and Jack was spot on.

What @captkrisma suggests is the Gallant approach (Rob) what Goofus (Jack) did was “FUCK IT, LETS MAKE TWO RACKS OF RIBS BECAUSE GLUTTONY”

I’ve been kind of mentally half here, half not since last week due to family issues, so I think I missed the part where he said he was making not one BUT TWO racks of ribs. Holy fuck. He’s going to deep throat two racks of ribs. It’s even worse than I thought in my initial comment.

BTW, if anyone is interested, a fan made a discord for PCTLM. If you are interested I posted links on our social pages, or you could PM me if you want to join.

Also: to give an update on the Livestream we took down yesterday, as you know…we heard from Joe Chavez recently. He’s okay, but had some family issues and set backs this year too. He sends his well wishes along.

 

[desudesu]

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Did Jr. get more than one dog? Tammy Jr. is going to have a lot on her plate.

I like how there's no mention of Tammy Jr in his stories, or even a picture of the dogs with Tammy Jr. She really did get chucked in a corner and made to earn money after he nutted in her lmfao.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I like how there's no mention of Tammy Jr in his stories, or even a picture of the dogs with Tammy Jr. She really did get chucked in a corner and made to earn money after he nutted in her lmfao.

I think it's far more likely that the few seconds of exposure she got on his retard dad's videos were traumatizing enough to where she asked him to not be filmed. Or photographed. More sympathetic, I could not be. Maybe she threw a fit at him after that in-n-out video or something. Maybe, just maybe, Junior has an iota of compassion for the feelings of others, unlike his father. Hey - it could happen.

That, or he doesn't like people in this thread shit talking the light of his life. Which, if I'm being honest, I was never a fan of. I'm still at that stage where I have some empathy for her. Young girl got married too soon to the offspring of a literal gluttonous ogre that scoffed at a lucrative HVAC job to make awful wigger Christian rap and stand behind a cash register.

Some of that isn't her fault. Getting married that young was.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I notice that one of those new dogs junior got is male. Is he going to be doing some yanking, or is that a talisman to keep his father away?