Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

Sunk cost and nostalgia is rough. I have a backlog of games that have only an few hours into them, if it's not fun within a reasonable time then you just drop it.
Good philosophy. I held onto way too many music CDs back in the day, hoping they would eventually "click" with me. Then I realized I was basically trying to brainwash myself into liking subpar music through repetition. Of course, back then you also couldn't just download everything you wanted all frilly willy.
 
Good philosophy. I held onto way too many music CDs back in the day, hoping they would eventually "click" with me. Then I realized I was basically trying to brainwash myself into liking subpar music through repetition. Of course, back then you also couldn't just download everything you wanted all frilly willy.
Same, if a song doesn't grab me within a minute I drop it. Saved me so much clutter in my playlists, although I'm one of those dudes who listen to one song constantly until I exhaust it lol. Pink Floyd people don't like because their songs all put me to sleep.
 
At first I thought that was real guitars and thought "that's pretty autistic, but at least they are usable and presumably the collector knows how to play".

Whomp, Whomp. Nope, it's just controllers for a video game. That's both autistic and lame. Also, I had no idea there were that many different controllers for that game. I had Rock Band (with the drums and everything) for the 360 but never played it, or the 360, so I sold the whole mess to a dude with an eight year old who wanted it for family game nights. I hope they got lots of use out of it.
I used to like rhythm games, and might actually be impressed with a nice big collection of old rhythm game peripherals, but that collection's the equivalent of someone saying they have a gigantic movie collection, and then it turns out to be mostly comprised of those 50-movies-on-10-discs box sets from Walmart. The majority of those guitars are cheap third party ones that I never even gave a second glance to. There's nothing interesting about them culturally, mechanically, or visibly.

The sole other guitar in that entire photo that has anything to actually say about it is this one:
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Notice how it has a ton of buttons? It's the Rock Band 3 Pro Guitar, modeled after a Fender Mustang, which intended to teach players how to play actual guitar. In-game, the pro guitar implementation was abysmal and wouldn't teach anyone anything, but the actual guitar itself is interesting in that it has a MIDI jack. So, you can hook it up to your computer and use it as a real guitar. An awkward real guitar, but it's technically a real instrument, and a somewhat rare one:
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That's a bona fide digital guitar, also with a ton buttons, and you press them down and strum and play it like a real one. The Rock Band one is a relatively inexpensive digital guitar, so if that kinda thing interests you, it's a nice place to start. It's no replacement for even a cheap 6-string, but it's at least a real instrument. There was also a 25-key keyboard that also had a MIDI jack, but I don't see one of those in his pile.

(sadly, none of the RB drums have a MIDI jack)
 
Makes me wonder how many other long running franchises have consoomers like that.
It's arguably part of the standard business model these days for large franchises like that. Just throw some shit together and let the consoomers lap it up, because even if they hate it, they'll keep coming back. Very common for video games, movies, etc.
Same, if a song doesn't grab me within a minute I drop it. Saved me so much clutter in my playlists, although I'm one of those dudes who listen to one song constantly until I exhaust it lol. Pink Floyd people don't like because their songs all put me to sleep.
Take some meds for your ADHD, some of my favorite albums ever I thought were just okay at first but 3-4 listens later I thought differently.
 
Lunar New Year is in one week!
Happy year of the Tigger!

What the hell is that T-Shirt?

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How is that a tiger?

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I know it's supposed to be stylized, but it looks like some rat/rabbit/xbox controller unholy fusion. Like I knew Disney was getting real lazy, but come on. Why didn't they put Rajah on a shirt?
 
Redditor spent around $3,500 on Xbox One controllers

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He also damaged his anus when he shoved a pear up it. https://www.reddit.com/r/medical/comments/lc5xk7/help_anal_injury_cant_poop

Here's another one from that same guy.
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Also I'm kinda disappointed to not see any updates from him with the "pear up the butt" story. The last he left it, he was on medicine and shooting poop sideways lmao.
 
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Even if he says that, this particular bit got my attention



Even if the post is satire, that particular sentence is very much true, we have all seen it many times in this thread, a few pages back there was a post on reddit from a Pokefag who was saying that he hasn't enjoyed Pokemon since Gen IV, but still keeps buying both versions of every new generation to this day because "it's pokemon". Makes me wonder how many other long running franchises have consoomers like that.
What pisses me off about Pokémon especially is that if any other franchise has stagnated as much as Pokémon, it would be rightfully criticized and the developers would be held accountable for blantantly lying to people about the animation quality being responsible for the dex cut. But because it's Pokèmon, it gets a free pass for everything and the hivemind will take whatever garbage Game Freak flings at them.

I've also noticed this trend with the Pokémon designs themselves, as they've been noticably decreasing in quality.
 
This one looks like something I swear I've seen in a thrift shop. Is it a "throwback" or something?
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No, it's just a generic design and Donatella being a retard. I swear I saw a guy on Jewtube wearing a shirt from the collection the other day.
The original designs back in the days had much more going on.
This shirt is the exact same they had in the 90s, and vintage ones go for up to 30k usd. It's actually a lot cheaper than that, so it's going to crash the market a lil bit. Not that long ago since it was re-released, maybe a month.
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You know, at least this allows whoever purchases them to let their own creativity flow.
Implying that 99% of people who buy this will even take it out of the box.

The ONLY kind of person this appeals to is Funko retards, a normie who has like 5 Funko pops of characters they like on their desk at work isn’t gonna be interested in buying this shit. And for Funko retards, actually taking the figure out of the box is pretty much the biggest sin you can commit.
 
What pisses me off about Pokémon especially is that if any other franchise has stagnated as much as Pokémon, it would be rightfully criticized and the developers would be held accountable for blantantly lying to people about the animation quality being responsible for the dex cut. But because it's Pokèmon, it gets a free pass for everything and the hivemind will take whatever garbage Game Freak flings at them.

I've also noticed this trend with the Pokémon designs themselves, as they've been noticably decreasing in quality.
For those of you unfamiliar, check out this trailer for the new Pokémon game. Does this look like a switch game to you?
To me, it looks extremely sparse. More like a 3DS game than a Switch game.
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Compare that to this, which is also a Switch game
Similar shot:
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For additional context, you can actually visit and interact with everything in the above image. It's not just set dressing.
 
For those of you unfamiliar, check out this trailer for the new Pokémon game. Does this look like a switch game to you?
To me, it looks extremely sparse. More like a 3DS game than a Switch game.
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Compare that to this, which is also a Switch game
Similar shot:
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For additional context, you can actually visit and interact with everything in the above image. It's not just set dressing.
Vinny Vinesauce is complaining about this too, and yea it looks like something belonging to the Wii. The Pokemon-fanatics are seething about it :story:
It's uncertain that he will even play it, which is kind of big. As that's his living.
 
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