Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Retink]

Thank you!

So the spite trip cost him 1k+ for the plane tickets and now nice bill for getting his ass kicked.

Imagine getting the shit kicked out of you and then being handed a bill for the benefit of it. There's no way he purchased insurance before going there as that's not only too responsible for him, but it also means he'd have to believe he wasn't invincible.

Inb4 Medical Bill Payment Stream-a-thon.

 

[Shidoen]

Iberian men got the buff but Iberian women got the bust.

 

[David Davidson]

Fucker got beaten so hard, it looks like he got an extra chromosome

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

It's funny. The moment I start to think everyone had raised their expectations too high and that the trip would end up just being a boring (and needlessly expensive) affair, Ralph gets the boots put to him by the locals. I know Ralph sees himself an apex badass, but some self-awareness needs to creep into his mind at some points, right? He's a short dumpy white dude who wears name brand clothes to show off his supposed wealth. He all but marked himself to be targeted by the local cutpurses.

 

[Ghostface Killer]

So far from the photo we can see he has fractured eye sockets, a broken nose, a gash above his eye, his lips are sunken inward suggesting missing front teeth. Thats one hell of a beating. I want to see the full body. I wonder if the beat his ribs in as well. Post more photos ralph. 1 doesnt do it justice. In fact @theralph fire up an impromptu livestream on your phone and let us here you gurgling out the side of your mouth with your gums n possible fractured jaw lol.

 

[Meat Target]

GUNT STATUS: PUNTED

 

[Sam Losco]

lol

Portugal International Travel Information

Portugal international travel information and Travel Advisory

travel.state.gov

"Crime: Crimes of opportunity, such as pickpocketing and purse snatching, particularly at popular tourist sites, restaurants, and on public transportation, are common."

 

[Pixy]

It isn't the first world. They can smell a mark. Even in France and England I'd be wary of getting rolled. Ralph comes into the country sounding and acting like a retard American, flashing cash all over. Someone is going to notice.

There's a joke about the Paris metro on how tourists immediately pat themselves down when warned about pickpockets operating in the area. Makes for easy pickings by pointing out what to go after.

 

[Bunt Custer]

>take trip to Portugal because your Ethan Ralph and someone said you shouldn't
>get ass beat in Portugal because your Ethan Ralph and someone said you couldn't
pottery

 

[AltisticRight]

Maybe Bryan secretly flew to Portugal and used his detective skills to track down the Ralphamale waddling in the streets of Lisbon to deliver a beating?

 

[AnOminous]

Fucker got beaten so hard, it looks like he got an extra chromosome

Bitch got beat so hard he turned into a Cabbage Patch doll.

 

[SargonF00t]

Null did say that yes and it is downright comical it happened.

Joshie knows the score.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

He got beaten up by a 100 pound 5'2'' Portuguese woman

As he shrieked, ‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know this was your sektor!’

 

[Drama Fan]

I think we're gonna need to front page this one lads, this is far too funny

This has been a phenomonal day for internet drama. We will get a happy josh on the next Mad at the Internet

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

wait is this not a meme, did he get wrecked in lisbon? lmao

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

On one hand, I can't help but have some sympathy for Ralph. He clearly got fucking rocked and is probably lucky to not be in the harbor somewhere, which isn't something that being a asshole on the internet should earn. I'm sure that even as someone who has very little concern for his fellow humans that as Ralph was getting pummled he must have been thinking "I might die here. I might never marry her. I might never see my second child be born." And even now, he's probably going to dealing with this for years. Any pictures of him holding his daughter are going to have him looking like gorilla. It's going to take money and pain and time to get back to being where he was 24 hours ago.

On the other hand, fuck around and find out, nigga


Also Ralph's quality of life would have been 100% better if he had gone into the clink over the Faith thing, lmao

 

[BallBuster]

A month in 2022 and we already have our LOLcow moment of the year. It’s all downhill from here friends.

 

[Facts Over Feels]

Those scratches under the left eye? Long fingernails did that. Do the men in Portugal usually have girly-long fingernails? What about the prostitutes?

The tranny hooker Ralph hired must have scratched the shit of him.

 

[AnOminous]

wait is this not a meme, did he get wrecked in lisbon? lmao

He got smacked down hard like the piss-weak bitch he is.

 

[Barbarus]

4 on 1 and he stood his ground? As a 400lbs 5ft 1 man and continued fighting beyond the point? Glad to see his years of martial training really paid off. Man's a fucking monster.

Can tell exactly how it happened by the damage on his face, nigger got pulled over on a dark street by gypsies, mugged, then beat down when he chatted shit or said something stupid. Need to get him to post pics of his hands for lols. He's lucky he didn't get slotted, any other capitol and he would have an entry wound for being a retard. Can't get a win out of this Ralph