Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[AnOminous]

On one hand, I can't help but have some sympathy for Ralph.

Lmao no, I have more sympathy for whatever batch of subhuman gyppos beat the shit out of him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He got smacked down hard like the piss-weak bitch he is.

god damn he got absolutely annihilated, this is amazing

 

[stun_edgelord]

True story

 

[Kheapathic]

I'd like to think this was another part of CRP's Project Mayhem or whatever he's calling it. You start putting toothpicks in locks, and next thing you know you're beating up fat Americans who dare enter the Shenzen Zone.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

lol

Portugal International Travel Information

Portugal international travel information and Travel Advisory

travel.state.gov

"Crime: Crimes of opportunity, such as pickpocketing and purse snatching, particularly at popular tourist sites, restaurants, and on public transportation, are common."

That much should be obvious but this dumbass had to travel at night for his booze which is never a smart idea. Then again, no one said Ralph is smart.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

How is this not on the front page yet? Did Null stroke out when he saw it?

 

[Manticucc]

On one hand, I can't help but have some sympathy for Ralph. He clearly got fucking rocked and is probably lucky to not be in the harbor somewhere, which isn't something that being a asshole on the internet should earn. I'm sure that even as someone who has very little concern for his fellow humans that as Ralph was getting pummled he must have been thinking "I might die here. I might never marry her. I might never see my second child be born." And even now, he's probably going to dealing with this for years. Any pictures of him holding his daughter are going to have him looking like gorilla. It's going to take money and pain and time to get back to being where he was 24 hours ago.

On the other hand, fuck around and find out, nigga


Also Ralph's quality of life would have been 100% better if he had gone into the clink over the Faith thing, lmao

On one hand, I can't help but have some sympathy for Ralph.

Lol nah. They should have sliced his Gunt off and left him to bleed out.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

How is this not on the front page yet? Did Null stroke out when he saw it?

The overlerd is sleeping.

 

[Black Yoshi]

So if this happened to him in Portugal what are the odds he would make it out of Mexico alive?

 

[hooboy]

minutes after shouting nigger at a pack of migrants

 

[Black Yoshi]

minutes after shouting nigger at a pack of migrants
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Oh god if all he ate there was BK...

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

On this Friday's episode of Kino Casino, PPP should show his scuffed knuckles and Andy should be sporting the man purse full of euros.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Once again, if only Ralph had listened to Kiwi Farms for once.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

*Sunrise Production Tuba music starts playing in the background*

Unrelated, but that is that music?
I only know that Rusty Cage's song has the same tune:

 

[Manticucc]

Imagine getting the shit kicked out of you and then being handed a bill for the benefit of it. There's no way he purchased insurance before going there as that's not only too responsible for him, but it also means he'd have to believe he wasn't invincible.

Inb4 Medical Bill Payment Stream-a-thon.

He will probably just not pay.

There's not really much that can be done RE medical debt incurred in another country.

It probably wont even affect his credit score.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

One other thing I haven't seen anyone ask? Did this fatass drag himself to the hospital or did he receive assistance by a Good Samaritan or what? I just want to know how the bloody and bruised bloated manball found his way to get medical attention.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It doesn't look anyone has mentioned this yet (if they have, my bad) but Portugal's universal healthcare only applies to citizens and does not cover tourists. US citizens are legally required to purchase insurance before they travel in case of situations like this. Anyone willing to bet on whether or not piggy actually did this? There might be a big bill headed his way...

US Embassy in Portugal - Healthcare Guidelines

Realistically WTF are they going to do if he ignores a bill from a Portuguese hospital?

 

[Miragestallio]

Holy shit. He got from fighting in digibro's doorstep, to having his chest purple after a car crash and now his face is completely wrecked. These things not even an year apart. And I'm not even mentioning all the legal issues. I'm impressed in just how unlucky or stupid you might have to be to turn out like this. And every time, he gets off easy!
If god exists, he must really fucking hate Ralph. His very existence seems cursed by this point.

 

[AnOminous]

So did Lardass lose some teeth?