Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Übertroon]

This has to be an intelligence deficiency problem. I've been to southern Europe several times and never robbed or attacked. I have a elderly family member who had their wallet stolen in Rome once, but I have no clue how you manage to consistently find yourself in trouble like the Gunt does
Ethan Ralph would likely manage to end up in hospital while vacationing in Denmark lol

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This has to be an intelligence deficiency problem. I've been to southern Europe several times and never robbed or attacked. I have a elderly family member who had their wallet stolen in Rome once, but I have no clue how you manage to consistently find yourself in trouble like the Gunt does
Ethan Ralph would likely manage to end up in hospital while vacationing in Denmark lol

If you are a loud, obnoxious, overconfident idiot who has the physical stature of an overweight garden gnome you're making yourself into a target.

 

[Spl00gies]

Ralph is the definition of a mark lol

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

Ralph is the definition of a mark lol

The name is Mark. Maker's Mark.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

My schizotheory is that the ‘based Portuguese Killstream fan’ Ralph met for a date shrimp and mayo just decided to see where this gullible drunk was staying and how many valuables he was carrying.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Yeah or at least they are fucked up for sure, the way his lip is is akin to a toothless meth addict.

Random toothless person
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Normal Ralph
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Toothless Ralph
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Looking pretty thin lipped.

could just be swollen cheeks

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph has been too lucky the past year and getting away with everything. Stacking W after W and taking names... This beatdown was God making it even and serves to humble the gunt. GAWD'S PLAN!

 

[Stoneheart]

This has to be an intelligence deficiency problem. I've been to southern Europe several times and never robbed or attacked.

you are pretty much allowed to beat up the main stealing demographic in southern europe, locals and even the police will join you if you catch a gypsy stealing. you just shouldnt run after them, they will run to their nest in the next dark alley....

 

[Fareal]

cucked Black American farmers: rescue beached gunt from snow, preventing death from hypothermia
based Portugeezer gyppos: hospitalise gunt immediately, remove manpurse

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

I refused to believe he managed to fight four guys ant the same time and preserve his dignity.

Because we all know how Ralph fights

He was probably thrown arround like a sack of rotten potatoes.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I can't wait for that picture to be posted everytime he tries to talk shit to someone. This could be a new gunt pic

 

[heavycream]

How the Hell did he chase and catch up to 4 men? Fat fuck can barely manage sitting in a chair and talking without getting out of breath.

 

[A Sentient Dumpster]

I refused to believe he managed to fight four guys ant the same time and preserve his dignity.

Because we all know how Ralph fights

He was probably thrown arround like a sack of rotten potatoes.

Not to mention the alleged "chasing." Unless his four muggers were also living totally sedentary lives for the last several years, sounding like they're taking their last dying breath every time they open their mouths to talk.

Adrenaline can do miraculous things, but it won't help him sprint for more than a couple of steps before passing out.

Maybe he did sprint a few steps and just faceplant, and the four muggers took him to the hospital.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Fascinating to me that he got beat up so bad his face is less swollen than normal

 

[UnregisteredHypercam2]

Remember a few days ago when everyone was breaking down what he ate by ingredients to have more material to make fun of him? Remember when people thought he would go there, eat Buger King, come back, and that would be the funniest part? Remember how little faith we had in one of the most disgusting individuals I've ever seen?

We had to wait a bit, but we made it. We made it to the Promised Land. The purple, fractured, bleeding, Promised Land.

 

[变性黑鬼]

I believe Ralph could probably move fast enough to catch up to some Moors and force them to turn and beat him up. Even taking his story at face value, it's fucking lame.

Also, "muh hair" lmao

 

[The Last Stand]

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Now that's an ass whooping of biblical proportions.

 

[Near]

See Digibro trannies? This is how you beat Ralph's face in

 

[Zilortha]

Regarding the vote, I'm torn.
The other options are funnier. But I do think Ethan Ralph is stupid enough to try and fight a mugger.
Idk if there were multiple (I doubt it) but I can 100% envision someone snatching his man-purse and Ralph sperging out and charging them, only to get laid out.
The sky really is the limit when it comes to Ralph's retardation.

 

[What the shit]

I’d like to imagine this all started because one of the four men poked him in the gunt so of course Ralph had to go ape-shit.