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Huh, the Wiccan colors for the sigils are in the window
North green earth
East yellow air
South fire red
west blue water
WITCHES!!!!!!!!
Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.
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North green earth
East yellow air
South fire red
west blue water
WITCHES!!!!!!!!
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- Aug 2, 2020
Omg what if this church is actually super progressive and has been letting the local Wiccan community use their meeting room for their own services, like in Little Mosque on the Prairie. I know it's probably impossible but imagine Nurie befriending some nice witches and being a true Christian to them, maybe even slowly and sweetly saving their souls. And then imagine Jill's head flying off her body and careening around the room like an actual demon when she finds out. I wonder what passive aggressive memes she'd post on FB.
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- Feb 20, 2021
God, her Central New York accent is brutal.
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- Mar 19, 2021
Today, Jill decided to address how being a hyper conservative fundie is a good thing actually.
As a side note, Instagram truly is the best place to follow Jill. You get to see her essays dressed up with fun stickers.
As a side note, Instagram truly is the best place to follow Jill. You get to see her essays dressed up with fun stickers.
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Isn’t the spiral the pedo symbol? Jill are you supporting pedophiles? Just because you envy the Duggers doesn’t mean you need to adopt their worst traits!
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wtf is that Jill? is that a Sanrio character as a sticker? a character hailing from the non-god-fearing land of the rising sun? I'm ashamed of you for using the image of a people who not only don't accept Jesus Christ as their savior, but even traditionally believe in multiple gods! The audacity!
Who am I kidding though, Jill or anyone else in her family wouldn't even be able to find Japan on a map
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- Feb 21, 2016
Yeah she also made a MASSIVELY long post on her feed with much the same
And hey, another one of her children is due to graduate from... nothing. Starving Phillip, a living skull at age 18, was gifted a visit to the "Football of Fame" according to Jill.
Gosh, she just has to physically drag his frail body away from his desk when he tries to learn instead of performing for Sweet Mama, isn't that crazy?
Here's a video that really emphasizes the fact that Phillip's skull is a covered by just a millimeter of skin. His much stronger younger brother, Samuel
Here is Jill pretending that she and Fat Dave fed Phillip for this trip. Look at his empty plate. Sam and Phillip were expected to share a child's size personal pizza. Being the older boy, Phillip let Sam eat it. This kid is going to die.
Good Phillip rejected Sweet Mama's offer to brace his teeth. So instead, Sam got a 6 month quick fix retainer he didn't really need. Way to invest the grocery money on nonsense, Jill!
Jill must be banking on Samuel bringing in the first Rodwife.
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Samuel is the only one who even has the chance of getting a wife. All of the boys are retarded and unattractive, but at least Sam got his dad's genes. Gabriel could have a chance in the future? But we don't know anything about his specific goals for his life so as of right now he has no standing either.
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- Feb 21, 2016
Gabe has an albino goblibo face with Fat Dave's ears, so sadly not I fear.
Sam must've found a way to occasionally feed himself early on. There's no other explanation to how he's gotten so tall and okay looking at only 17. Tim is tall because he's the second kid and first boy, so he got somewhat adequate nutrition in his earliest years.
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I hope Samuel escapes the brainwashing and gets himself a hottie wife that’s loud and opinionated and doesn’t tolerate Jilldos bullshit. I’d love to see a full narc meltdown.
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- Nov 18, 2020
I'm tired of Jill dancing around what man grew out his hair or what woman cut her hair and has her sperging that it's somehow biblical.
It isn't, as far as I know. There's a passage about women's hair being their crowning glory and men growing out peyot to set themselves apart, but I don't know anything about whatever she's running her mouth about. Wonder if she knows about the story of Samson? He grew his hair out as part of a consecration to God.
It isn't, as far as I know. There's a passage about women's hair being their crowning glory and men growing out peyot to set themselves apart, but I don't know anything about whatever she's running her mouth about. Wonder if she knows about the story of Samson? He grew his hair out as part of a consecration to God.
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These are the people who view the KJV as the ultimate English translation of the good word despite it being commissioned and edited by a known homosexual, King James. That’s a fact that would probably blow their minds.
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Plus isnt Jesus himself usually depicted with at least shaggy hair? I dont think I've ever seen a depiction of Jesus with anywhere near as short a hairstyle as any of the male Rodletts.
Wondering if it's because Phillip giving him his food is the normal dynamic (and possibly other older siblings as well)
Jill, embracing children as a gift includes feeding them all enough food.
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The football hall of fame seems like an odd choice for the Rodlets. I knew a few very religious families growing up that refused to watch sports of any kind because of the consumerism and overall (perceived) moral degeneracy of the players. The kids were never in school to play sports, and there no way Jill dared let her kids join a peewee football team outside of school (lots of teams require physicals from doctors, and coaches I believe are mandated reporters for child abuse). Do the Rodlets even know anything about football?
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Well, Dave at least knows he doesn’t like the redskins anymore cause they changed their name.
Jill’s religious fervor is more driven by her stupid, inane, misinterpreted “old-fashioned” American culture than it is living by the Bible. She’s pretty racist, a gun fetishist (without owning a gun by what we can see, only because it’s associated with patriotism right now), is obsessed with a particular image of masculinity, and her ideals on everything are all based around what would be considered like, 1950-1970s White American cultural values. Those same values probably lead her to allow football because it’s a man’s sport to watch.
None of it is related to the Bible and all related to the all American 1950s husband who spanks his wife because she made tuna jello casserole instead of hot dog jello casserole, lol. It makes her horny.
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Plus isnt Jesus himself usually depicted with at least shaggy hair? I dont think I've ever seen a depiction of Jesus with anywhere near as short a hairstyle as any of the male Rodletts.
Wondering if it's because Phillip giving him his food is the normal dynamic (and possibly other older siblings as well)
He usually is depicted with long hair, but the Bible makes no mention of what Jesus looks like for a reason. It doesn't matter. Jill should take note. What matters is that people are actively working to be good people.
The model of charity with food when Phillip himself is starving is interesting, because it notably doesn't come from David or Jill. I suspect the kids have some outside heavy influence.
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I'd think it's less a genuine interest and more football is considered masculine and is thus one of the few things other than the bible the male Rodletts are allowed to be exposed to. Plus they also get to get out of the barndominium and Jill is less likely to beat them when they're in public
Not hyperbole, wouldn't be surprised if that's literally all it is to them
Not hyperbole, wouldn't be surprised if that's literally all it is to them
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How will she cope mentally when she's got that entire brood minus Nurie still living at home for the rest of their lives? That Fundie marriage window is a short one before they're in old maid/low value male territory. But honestly, this is shaping up to be a fucking K.O. to her ego.
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Jill publishes the fact that poor, weak, starving Phillip came in dead last in the go kart race (Samuel obviously came in first). Maybe you don't need to publish that leader board there, Jill.
You can see that the sweater Phillip is wearing is literally falling apart into threads. I wish Jill would consider going to food banks and charities so her kids could at least have decent food and clothing.
In addition to starving her children, Jill requires that they come with her wherever Jill's mania directs her. She's completely unable to sit still, and is always seeking additional stimulation. This is why they have the RV, so they can take off whenever Jill gets REALLY anxious and crazy. In this moment, it manifests as Jill frog marching Sam and Phillip around the hotel grounds because Sweet Mama can't be expected to either stay relaxing in the hotel, nor can she take a walk by herself.
Reminds me a lot of Susan Schofield and the constant merry go round of manic adventures shebused to drag her two heavily sedated children on while claiming it was because the children needed constant stimulation.
You can see that the sweater Phillip is wearing is literally falling apart into threads. I wish Jill would consider going to food banks and charities so her kids could at least have decent food and clothing.
In addition to starving her children, Jill requires that they come with her wherever Jill's mania directs her. She's completely unable to sit still, and is always seeking additional stimulation. This is why they have the RV, so they can take off whenever Jill gets REALLY anxious and crazy. In this moment, it manifests as Jill frog marching Sam and Phillip around the hotel grounds because Sweet Mama can't be expected to either stay relaxing in the hotel, nor can she take a walk by herself.
Reminds me a lot of Susan Schofield and the constant merry go round of manic adventures shebused to drag her two heavily sedated children on while claiming it was because the children needed constant stimulation.