Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Leonard Helplessness said:
They brought up a good point about Lowtax, something they'd observed from working closely with him for a long time.

Namely, he never admitted he was wrong about anything; he'd keep doubling down no matter how stupid it became. This is a recurring theme with Lowtax, up through the last chapter in his life: especially when he was doing shit like offering to double-refund all his patreonbux if he was ever busted for DV.
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TV Tropes refers to a similar idea as a "Fawlty Towers Plot", where a small lie is protected from scrutiny by another lie, and that lie with another lie, a vicious cycle that continues until the lie becomes unsustainable, the truth is revealed, and everything comes crashing down on Basil, cue theme and credits.

You can only fuck your life up so many times before you reach the stage where eating a 5.7x28mm round is an option so appealing that even the Samaritans would say "no, no, yeah fair enough mate".

Given his complete and utter inability to learn from his mistakes, he clearly had an exceptionally thick skull. We should have recognised that his FN FiveSeven was a cry for help.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
The OA was a dumb Netflix series where you could stop bad things from happening by channeling positive energy with dumb hippy interpretive dance and fans decided ‘hey let’s go to Trump properties and use this fictional thing in real life!’

I dunno it’s dumber than wiccans.
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Sorry to be off topic but you can't not mention the absurd scene where a school shooting is prevented via dance.
 
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Absolute Ego Dance said:
Given his complete and utter inability to learn from his mistakes, he clearly had an exceptionally thick skull. We should have recognised that his FN FiveSeven was a cry for help.
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But it was a wild fuckin' ride, though, watching someone so completely and utterly name-brand fuck up their life like that! Not even the most pathetic, depraved, strung out junkie giving blowies on Skid Row could fuck up as bad as LowT. I mean, yeah, SA was never going to be a multi-million dollar property again but he still had a life many would be envious of. He had an adorable daughter, a loving wife, and made six figures a year doing absolutely nothing.

And he threw it all away, just for some painfully average pussy! And what's even more crazy, even though he's been through the family court meat grinder before, he thought he could abuse his wife and neglect his daughter the way he did, and somehow he thought he was going to come out the divorce smelling like a rose. Whatever he was on, it must of been some goooood shit!
 
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Cardenio said:
Sorry to be off topic but you can't not mention the absurd scene where a school shooting is prevented via dance.
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Everyone involved in the production of this farce should feel deep embarrassment, but they never will. This kind of retarded shit is why I avoid Netflix original programming like the plague. It's such a shame that they've killed shame.
 
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TopTierHealer said:
I watched this clip and where was the magic? They just started dancing to distract the shooter meanwhile the cook took the chance to knock the guy out.
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yeah I dunno you have to watch the series its a bunch of esoteric bullshit about some Russian princess who drowns in a bus accident then becomes the American chick somehow who never spoke before until russian kid died then she gets kidnapped by some dude who has kidnapped other people who know how to Wiggle right and change the world. But she knows the last part.
 
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When the show got cancelled after the second season, some chick went on a hunger strike for several days to protest its cancellation outside of Netflix's office building in Hollywood. People were doing the interpretative dance from the video around her too, also protesting its cancellation.

One of those fans is Emperial Young, 35, who claims that she hasn’t eaten since 16 August and plans to hunger strike until the network renews the show.

“Entertainment is food for the human soul and Netflix’s algorithm isn’t measuring that right now,” Young, who is currently unemployed, told Insider during an organised protest event.

“And by not taking physical food, I’m saying that this show is more important food to me than actual food.”

“While it looks like I’m protesting a TV cancellation on the surface, I am protesting the capitalist forces that killed the show, general lack of societal support resources, and to raise awareness about properly teaching AI,” Young wrote on Twitter.

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She gave up eventually (obviously), can't remember how long she lasted for in the end.

If you have a look on YouTube, you can probably still see the livestreams people took when they protested outside of Netflix with them all doing the weird dance and this unemployed mid-30s woman starving herself cos her fave TV show got cancelled.
 
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fhqwhgads said:
When the show got cancelled after the second season, some chick went on a hunger strike for several days to protest its cancellation outside of Netflix's office building in Hollywood. People were doing the interpretative dance from the video around her too, also protesting its cancellation.




She gave up eventually (obviously), can't remember how long she lasted for in the end.

If you have a look on YouTube, you can probably still see the livestreams people took when they protested outside of Netflix with them all doing the weird dance and this unemployed mid-30s woman starving herself cos her fave TV show got cancelled.
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"Young, who is currently unemployed"

Wow, what a shocker.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
There was another Netflix show that garnered an autistic following for its weirdo story called Sens8 (Sensate) about trannies and sand niggers and poos sharing feelings or whatever and having mind orgies it’s all very lulzy but off topic
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Written by the same guy who wrote Babylon 5. I wonder if the Sens8 actors will fall to the Babylon5 curse since they're all trannies and faggots.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
There was another Netflix show that garnered an autistic following for its weirdo story called Sens8 (Sensate) about trannies and sand niggers and poos sharing feelings or whatever and having mind orgies it’s all very lulzy but off topic
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Sens8 was a big thing on SA for obvious reasons and I enjoyed seeing the last relic of normies trolling the TVIV thread for it. It was a truly dog shit show, ran by The Matrix Wachowski brothers/sisters/goblins, where one of the main actors, a black guy, got fired after the first season for refusing to participate in one of the many "mind gangbangs" with the trannies. It was peak hypocrisy because if it had been a woman talking about being uncomfortable with being forced into sex scenes she'd be a stunning brave ally, but not wanting to suck tranny cock? Fired and celebrated.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
Everyone involved in the production of this farce should feel deep embarrassment, but they never will. This kind of retarded shit is why I avoid Netflix original programming like the plague. It's such a shame that they've killed shame.
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It was a good series that ended on a meta cliffhanger that will now never be finished.

The show comes from Brit Marling, the creative force behind such films as Another Earth, and Sound of My Voice, which is probably the most like the OA, since she seems to like to write herself as a savior or messiah. Weird chick.
 
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Kwopsie Peepsie said:
It was a good series that ended on a meta cliffhanger that will now never be finished.

The show comes from Brit Marling, the creative force behind such films as Another Earth, and Sound of My Voice, which is probably the most like the OA, since she seems to like to write herself as a savior or messiah. Weird chick.
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I tend to doubt its that good, and I won't find out. You say she likes to mary sue herself into her works? I question your tastes, good sir!
 
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