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Feet Seeking Missile said:
Nice work, but I don't think there is a standard bed size that can practically accommodate these stunning and brave women at the same time
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bet it smells like market street under those sheets.
bucthers shop, fish mongers, bins.

add in the scricth-scratching from seven cats worth of fleas, the night farts from three men eating the way they do, and the blue light click clack from Kev on twitter, well sirs you got yourself a restful nights sleep.
huff.

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forgot the noise outside from the alpha alpacas biting and bullying the rest for scraps of food, and the wailing of the Outside Troon lost souls
 
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Marcus Tullius Cicero said:
"A trans fem said 'she' liked trans masc voices and is getting dragged for being a chaser and worse[.]" Liking the sound of someone's voice is one thing, as there are voices that can sound pleasing to the ear. But liking "trans masc" voices and apparently only those types of voices makes me think this is a fetish without saying it's so.
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I think it's envy. Transmascs/TIF's voices change when they start T and they can become pretty manly, because that's what testosterone does. TIMs don't get that - their voices stay the same no matter how many horse piss pills they take. At most they can do "voice training", which Kev was referring to earlier, but even then most of them will sound like drag queens at best.
A teeny tiny portion of transwomen can make their voices pass as female in some circumstances, but it's a lot of work, so it's usually the HSTS kind who actually put effort into their transition. And even then, you can usually tell if you listen closely.
But at the tranch? I'm sure the ftm yard serf has more femininity in a single burp than all of the male trannies' voices combined, regardless of whether she's on T or not.
 
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Not much interesting shit on his TL from a glance atm, but I do have this.
Much to Kevin’s delight (and our chagrin), he no longer needs to attend his jury summon. [A]
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Mia Zapata's Ghost said:
I'm gonna go full turbo autist here for a second, please forgive me:

The white bottle with the blue cap on the bedside table is Sally Beauty's Salon Care brand clear developer. This is probably what Kevin uses to fry bleach his hair before applying that horrible pink dye. It appears to be the 16 oz bottle because it's too small to be the 32 oz bottle. I'm 100% sure of this from experience with this brand, but here's a picture just so you can see the size of the 32 oz bottle in action:

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The 16 oz bottle comes in an 8 inch tall package according to Amazon.

The bed appears to be a little over 8 bottles wide, which would make it about 64 inches wide.

A queen size bed is 60 inches wide, a king size bed is 76.


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Attributing the slight difference to the photo's perspective (and the fact that the bottle is probably actually under 8 inches to fit into an 8 inch tall package), it would seem this measurement lands closer to a queen size bed than a king size bed.

This is all very inexact though and I'm open to being corrected.
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This is the kind of autism I come to Kiwifarms for.
Edit: typo
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Kevin acting like he just won the lottery for something that happens to 90% of people who get jury summons.
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idk why he’s so bothered.
it would be quite interesting to get to sit on a jury. i’d like to get picked. and don’t they pay you for a days missed work? that’s a solid grift there -
“ I live and work on a ranch and my labour is worth $? per day, prove otherwise.”
 
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AfghanBlue said:
idk why he’s so bothered.
it would be quite interesting to get to sit on a jury. i’d like to get picked. and don’t they pay you for a days missed work? that’s a solid grift there -
“ I live and work on a ranch and my labour is worth $? per day,
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No offense, but are you new in this thread? You know exactly why he's bothered. It mean it has to leave his room and do something besides tweet and eat
 
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Feet Seeking Missile said:
No offense, but are you new in this thread? You know exactly why he's bothered. It mean it has to leave his room and do something besides tweet and eat
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i maybe overestimated his motivations, in thinking that he would enjoy something new to bitch and posture about.
he got a pretty good mileage already out of the mere suggestion of the possibility of it happening after all.
also 'anarchist' troons love petty excuses to flex their authoritaay.

it would have given him some badly needed new tweet plot lines for his grift piggies.
I think he senses that they're getting a bit bored with him- the grift balance isnt what it was.
this would have been a brand new way to act the victimhero.

-in fairness, think i underestimate what a physical and mental wreck he is; i always assume these cunts are total lying malingerers- which is partially true, but a few years into a neglected literal crotch wound, and its psychological effects of long term amholism, i guess he's crash landed on the realisation that he is now actually as disabled as he's been presenting.
Oops.
Cry wolf arc.
 
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Cerabella said:
Kevin mention k*w* f*r*s
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“it’s stupidly easy not to sound like you’re from kiwi farms”

All you have to do is avoid stating the obvious under any circumstances.
 
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Old Fart said:
So he's also been operated for cataract. We learn more by the day.
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He's kinda young for cataracts isn't he? Though with the way he eats I wouldn't be surprised if he's diabetic, which can cause early onset cataracts. Have we ever seen him grift for insulin? If his diabetes is bad enough to be damaging his eyes to the point of needing surgery, it's way past the range that can be fixed with oral medication.

Searching through this thread, the one time he mentioned diabetes and insulin was to whine about how he can't self medicate with hormones. Nothing about being diabetic himself. Maybe he's the kind who thinks endocrinologists and dieticians are transphobic fat-shamers for telling him to cut down on the carbs. Maybe he's in denial and thinks it will go away if he ignores it.

The signs of high blood sugar can go unnoticed for years, while the side effects of diabetes medication are harsh and painful for the first few days, plus having low blood sugar DOES have immediate effects that you can feel, so my bet is he was prescribed medication for it (such as Metformin or something like that) and wasn't able to deal with the first week of side effects because he's a weak manbaby.

I kinda hope he gets that checked out, though. After all, a dead cow yields no milk.
 
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Okay maybe the 6'7" one's hand can be excused because they're apparently supposed to be frog OCs (even though they're human...?), but why the fuck is the midget one's arm shaped like a bowling pin wearing a condom? What is on its side, is that the arm or a tit tumor?

Wedge really is the gift that keeps on giving; a beautiful mind indeed.

also yeah the fact that he intentionally made both of his characters who are allegedly frogs (but also human) black was probably some virtue-signalling pandering but I would love to see some Nigerian woman bitch him the fuck out for drawing the most unflattering black characters imaginable
 
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So he's also been operated for cataract. We learn more by the day.
Mia Zapata's Ghost said:
He's kinda young for cataracts isn't he? Though with the way he eats I wouldn't be surprised if he's diabetic, which can cause early onset cataracts.
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Uveitis is an inflammation not directly related to diabetes. Cataracts are one possible complication when left untreated. Now that's our Kevin.
www.mayoclinic.org

Uveitis - Symptoms and causes

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NOT THE BEEEEES! said:
“it’s stupidly easy not to sound like you’re from kiwi farms”

All you have to do is avoid stating the obvious under any circumstances.
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>If someone doesn't subscribe to our tranny ideology they must be k*wisharts users!!

Goddamn I had no idea this site had 7.7 billion users.
 
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