Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

A. I'm more upset at people using waifu threads to turn them into stealth MLP threads by inserting MLP characters into their charts

Holy shit people do have pone waifus it's a thread about waifus and they're just in there as part of a roster or because they wanna troll you no one likes you the mods will always prefer spiting you how did you not die from drinking bleach as a child you tard.
 
Holy shit people do have pone waifus it's a thread about waifus and they're just in there as part of a roster or because they wanna troll you no one likes you how did you not die from drinking bleach as a child you tard.

He somehow built up a resistance to bleach.
 
He somehow built up a resistance.
He really must be low functioning to not understand that the mods would rather laugh at him being retarded than to dock the image. Especially since GR 15 seems mostly to be an anti-bait rule due to retards like him than a blanket no-hores statement. Especially when there's such things as fucking precedent that gives you an idea on how such a rule works and what's fine and not fine. Being smart enough to get out of tard class indeed.
 
He really must be low functioning to not understand that the mods would rather laugh at him being retarded than to dock the image. Especially since GR 15 seems mostly to be an anti-bait rule due to retards like him than a blanket no-hores statement. Especially when there's such things as fucking precedent that gives you an idea on how such a rule works and what's fine and not fine. Being smart enough to get out of tard class indeed.
If they clarified GR15, then shit wouldn't be such a conundrum for people such as myself, and no I haven't drank any bleach in my lifetime.
 
If they clarified GR15, then shit wouldn't be such a conundrum for people such as myself, and no I haven't drank any bleach in my lifetime.
Rules have never been consistent on 4chan. And why would they have to clarify it if they seem to allow it anyway?
 
Rules have never been consistent on 4chan. And why would they have to clarify it if they seem to allow it anyway?

Let me put it in as simple a way as possible so that you might understand it, @x86x2 :

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If they clarified GR15, then shit wouldn't be such a conundrum for people such as myself, and no I haven't drank any bleach in my lifetime.
Okay
1. As the gif in @Meowthkip's posted says, it's more a guideline. Meaning that people usually don't give two shits about breaking the rules. Unless that person is you, that is. And considering your tendencies for breaking the rules yourself, you should probably have known that.
2. Wow, those years of bleach drinking has really taken its toll on your humor, hasn't it?
 
You'd think someone who wants to be part of 4chan would know that...

But he is autistic, and treats all rules as completely rigid and set in stone. So when he sees GR 15 being violated, he goes all Judge Dredd and tries to get the mods to arrest those hooligans, as if they are police.

Except the mods aren't fucking cops and they bend and break the rules as they see fit. So they fuck with Barneyfag's autistic ass and watch him sputter about DA RUURUUS, and poor Barneyfag refuses to consider that the ones enforcing his precious rules don't take them as seriously as he does, because if he were a mod, he would make sure the rules are followed to the letter. It literally does not occur to him that other people would not behave the same way, unless they are a part of the conspiracy against him.

He refuses to acknowledge that the mods are purposely ignoring the rules. Just look how he responded to @Adamska explaining the waifu threads are garbage anyway and the mods don't care about deleting ponies in those threads:

B. If they really were trash anyway, they'd get moved to /trash/. That's what it's for.

He literally cannot comprehend that a trash thread would not necessarily get moved to /trash/ and that the mods just wouldn't care. You can practically hear the gears in his head grind to a halt. He just can't process it. They must abide by the rules in his mind. If the thread isn't being moved to /trash/, then it must not be trash, and therefore is subject to GR 15, which has absolutely no exceptions and anything and everything even vaguely related to MLP must be deleted because GR 15 says no ponies. There is no grey in his world, there is only black and white. Good things and barneyshit. Barneyfags and everyone else. Anybody lower functioning than him deserves death.

Barneyfag is basically this robot:

 
If they clarified GR15, then shit wouldn't be such a conundrum for people such as myself, and no I haven't drank any bleach in my lifetime.
The fact you can't even correlate how often the mods troll you over it with how hard GR 15 is enforced tells me all I need to know about your ability to function in society as well as how intelligent and competent you are. It is not very impressive.

Also what @Meowthkip said:
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Or maybe I should condense this to a simple if>then statement:

If the mods are ignoring the thing you're shitposting about, then obviously it's not a problem.

Either way, you really have no excuse for wasting a week of your life screaming about these things when even baby chimps and parrots can understand this basic cause/effect and multiple people have told you how this works in multiple ways enough times it should sink in.
 
He literally cannot comprehend that a trash thread would not necessarily get moved to /trash/ and that the mods just wouldn't care. You can practically hear the gears in his head grind to a halt. He just can't process it. They must abide by the rules in his mind. If the thread isn't being moved to /trash/, then it must not be trash, and therefore is subject to GR 15, which has absolutely no exceptions and anything and everything even vaguely related to MLP must be deleted because GR 15 says no ponies. There is no grey in his world, there is only black and white. Good things and barneyshit. Barneyfags and everyone else. Anybody lower functioning than him deserves death.
So pretty much everyone then, good to know.
 
But he is autistic, and treats all rules as completely rigid and set in stone. So when he sees GR 15 being violated, he goes all Judge Dredd and tries to get the mods to arrest those hooligans, as if they are police.

Except the mods aren't fucking cops and they bend and break the rules as they see fit. So they fuck with Barneyfag's autistic ass and watch him sputter about DA RUURUUS, and poor Barneyfag refuses to consider that the ones enforcing his precious rules don't take them as seriously as he does, because if he were a mod, he would make sure the rules are followed to the letter. It literally does not occur to him that other people would not behave the same way, unless they are a part of the conspiracy against him.

He refuses to acknowledge that the mods are purposely ignoring the rules. Just look how he responded to @Adamska explaining the waifu threads are garbage anyway and the mods don't care about deleting ponies in those threads:

He literally cannot comprehend that a trash thread would not necessarily get moved to /trash/ and that the mods just wouldn't care. You can practically hear the gears in his head grind to a halt. He just can't process it. They must abide by the rules in his mind. If the thread isn't being moved to /trash/, then it must not be trash, and therefore is subject to GR 15, which has absolutely no exceptions and anything and everything even vaguely related to MLP must be deleted because GR 15 says no ponies. There is no grey in his world, there is only black and white. Good things and barneyshit. Barneyfags and everyone else. Anybody lower functioning than him deserves death.
The only problem with this is that if mods purposely ignore their own rules, that'll only cause other people on the site to complain about how unvigilant they are and try to start an uprising against them, breaking the rules constantly and wanting better mods to patrol the shit that goes around on 4chan.
It's a constant battle between me and the mods to see which party is right. Why bother having rules at all if no one on either side is going to follow them?
 
The only problem with this is that if mods purposely ignore their own rules, that'll only cause other people on the site to complain about how unvigilant they are and try to start an uprising against them, breaking the rules constantly and wanting better mods to patrol the shit that goes around on 4chan.
It's a constant battle between me and the mods to see which party is right. Why bother having rules at all if no one on either side is going to follow them?

Uprising? The only person I see constantly revolting against the 4chan mods in some nonexistent battle is you, Barneyfag.

Try again.
 
The only problem with this is that if mods purposely ignore their own rules, that'll only cause other people on the site to complain about how unvigilant they are and try to start an uprising against them, breaking the rules constantly and wanting better mods to patrol the shit that goes around on 4chan.
It's a constant battle between me and the mods to see which party is right. Why bother having rules at all if no one on either side is going to follow them?

And who is going to start this "uprising?" Who else even cares aside from you? An "uprising" implies that you have an entire angry mob on your side.

Nobody else complains when the mods ignore your reporting on GR15 being broken because they, too, are laughing at you. Hell, the only "uprising" that's going to happen is when everybody else, mod and user alike, rise up against you because they're both equally sick of your shit.

In every single goddamned thread I've seen you spam, you are completely and utterly alone. The other posters express their annoyance over you spamming the thread, they ridicule you, they post content specifically to get a rise out of you as they know the mods won't penalize them, because poster and moderators are united in making fun of your retarded crusade.

There is no one to back you up. Even people who hate ponies and Barney are against you because you're fucking annoying. You spam incessantly, you whine to the mods about rule breakage, and you single-handedly got /pol/ into ponies just to spite you, specifically.

It's not a "battle" when it's the entire rest of the internet against just you.
 
The only problem with this is that if mods purposely ignore their own rules, that'll only cause other people on the site to complain about how unvigilant they are and try to start an uprising against them, breaking the rules constantly and wanting better mods to patrol the shit that goes around on 4chan.
It's a constant battle between me and the mods to see which party is right. Why bother having rules at all if no one on either side is going to follow them?

You tard, you missed the most important rule, which isn't written, and it's that every 4chan "rule" ends "unless it's funny."

And the mods put up with people breaking GR15 because it's funnier to watch you spaz out and dance like the sick little monkey you are.
 
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