Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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MindYourSeabiscuits said:
>Face broken beyond all repair
>His favorite team, the Chiefs blow an 18 point lead to not go to the super bowl. Ralph almost assuredly had a lot of money on them.
>Betrayed by Daddy Jim
>Betrayed by his number one gunt guard who sides with his original e-daddy over him
>Mother of his child probably getting fucked by another guy as she makes tweets calling Ralph such a strong good man

It's not been a good week to be Ralph. I fear he will never fuck with five star days again.
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Our boy Ralph fucks with five star days, every day for the last year and a half or so. Too bad for him that they're all five star days for the Farms. Null's Farmer's Almanac was prescient, that's for sure.
 
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Cross posting these here:
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Thanks @verifymejoshuaconnormoon and @JAKL II for getting these.

Ralph and Gator are no longer following each other. This may be due to Ralph BLOCKING Gator.

Pretty sad that it took Ralph attacking daddy Jim to finally get Gator and Ralph to break up.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
This faggot only started caring about them after SB LIV and only brought bad luck to us. He only cared when that chocking mutt started to win, nowhere was the gunt to be seen on the pre-Reid era... fuck, I don´t remember him talking about the Chiefs on Alex Smith times... #sportsballrant
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Oh I know he bandwagons so many teams, Alabama football, Lakers, the Chiefs only after the mulatto gets there. He's such a piece of shit faggot in every aspect of his life. He claims he's been a Chiefs fan since they traded for Montana when he was a kid but you can search chiefs on his twitter and no results before 2020.
 
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Marche said:
It really shows how thin skinned and fat Ralph is that the fact he cant even handle a simple joke that wasnt really at him but just his situation by his internet idol he had been sucking off since gamergate.
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That's what kills me. It's funny. I think if this happened to me (the mugging part, not the really stupid parts) I'd be laughing with them at this point.
Very Big Hat said:
I doubt anything short of the revelation that Jim is faking his diagnosis would damage him in any way. Even if Ralph "wins" tomorrow he loses, anything short of a killshot will come off as petty/spiteful/womanly.

I love this fat retard so much. Jim was so gentle for so long, but Gunty just had to look the gift horse in the mouth. Then again he does have a thing for horses...
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Yeah. I can't really imagine what 'dirt' there could be. To date the biggest thing anyone had on him was 'omg he fingered Jade on stream once', not really a huge own.

If it's Jim being sad and afraid when he got canceraids, as he's sort of implying with the FEAR angle? That is not going to go well. That shit will wreck anyone, it'll just bring out sympathy.
 
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Hate Filled Donut said:
Is Ralph really deluded enough to think this piddley middle school newspaper tier writeup will effect anyone?
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You know what the saddest part to me is? Him touting his blog as an authentic journalistic endeavor puts him a league lower than the type of pullshit pop journalism that gets what out on places like Buzzfeed or TheMarySue. At least with those publications, they try to relate whatever horse shit they're peddling with topics that are relevant to modern society. Ralph uses his blog to try and throw shade at his haters and nothing else. You can just picture him slamming his pudgy fingers onto the keys, hoping to receive some form of catharsis as he publishes what is effectively a page from his diary.

 
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Mikoyan said:
That's what kills me. It's funny. I think if this happened to me (the mugging part, not the really stupid parts) I'd be laughing with them at this point.

Yeah. I can't really imagine what 'dirt' there could be. To date the biggest thing anyone had on him was 'omg he fingered Jade on stream once', not really a huge own.

If it's Jim being sad and afraid when he got canceraids, as he's sort of implying with the FEAR angle? That is not going to go well. That shit will wreck anyone, it'll just bring out sympathy.
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Ralph implied in the article that he had DMs of Jim saying he doesn't like the pressure of being famous and maintaining his persona.
 
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Anti said:
Fresh off the press! https://theralphretort.com/fear-0201022/

Did he write it out in just an hour with no proofreading whatsoever?
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What a crack of a read. I did some screen shots of what I saw while reading TRR...I just found it funny to read about Ethan talking about growing up and being a man...while these are the adds that are running on his site...I mean shit, even the advertisers are trolling him!

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Jack Awful said:
Ralph implied in the article that he had DMs of Jim saying he doesn't like the pressure of being famous and maintaining his persona.
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If he's banking on that.... Jim - as I said previously - has flat out said that in some of the streams after he "retired" IA, so that has about zero shock power. Honestly that's what makes him fun, I think. He laughs at his own jokes, which is silly. He makes fun of shit. He's not constantly trying to be something he's not. And especially when he got wrapped up in GG, everyone wanted him to be something he's not.
 
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