Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Zilortha]

He wasn't always like this. When I called in, I made fun of him and laughed at him all the time. The Killstream was watchable, he was able to get a good enough audience when Ralph didn't behave like a wigger and let the others make fools of themselves.

We know that Ralph was always a spiteful wigger ever since his elementary school days when he murdered a dog just to get back at a schoolmate. I am not sure if the Ralph we saw at 2018 or 2019 was an act or whether he changed for the better with Nora around. But to me, Ralph was likeable and was able to laugh at himself then.

Looking back, something must have happened for him to revert to his wigger self. @Null thinks it was the photo with Ralph's gunt hanging out. I think letting Dick Masterson get to his head and cheating on Nora was the trigger.

I think he was always a little defensive, even if he tried to roll with the punches. But I think it was the gunt photo that caused everything too. Or more specifically, the whole blowup from Knoxville and what followed.

He had alogs and people that disliked him before, but they were mostly in the minority. He got kicked off youtube, then the gunt photo came out, etc. Then not long after, things went downhill fast. I just think he couldn't handle it, couldn't handle people like Xander fucking with him. Got too involved with people like Zoom, but instead of taking time off or trying to change, he doubled down. His drug and alcohol use got worse. I think his dad died (and then lost his mom not long after).

The last few years have been so full of fuckups and veritable tragedies for Ralph. And those all certainly made things worse. But it really feels like Knoxville (or everything that happened around that time period) was the beginning of the end. That, to me at least, is when Wigger Ralph resurfaced.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This. Ralph's been seething at people joking about his height for a long fucking time. Even before his arrest for swinging at the cop.

I'm trying to find the original video where Ralph was insinuating that he had some dirt on Broteam (he didn't, of course) while measuring himself against a door frame to prove he wasn't 5'1". Couldn't find that one, but I did find this artifact that I thought was lost to time, so there's that.

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here is that pathetic video

 

[AltisticRight]

here is that pathetic video

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Yeah, that's because you're 4'8''.

 

[Least Concern]

I just wanna give a shoutout to the real hero in all of this: The Purse.

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Every time I see this thing I'm flabbergasted that anyone would pay $900 for it. Rip off that little leather patch with a brand stamped on it and it's entirely plastic; plastic zippers, plastic clips, plastic material. Some Chinese-made tat that would go for $20 in Walmart or $2 at a thrift store. I just cannot fathom the mind that would buy something like this, brand or no.

 

[Keranu]

He wasn't always like this. When I called in, I made fun of him and laughed at him all the time.

Ralph was good at not always sperging out at jokes cohosts, guests and chat make, but you could still really pick up the sense that he hated it. He'd often jab back at them and make it sound playful even though we could tell it pissed him off.

Over time it seemed like cohosts were scared to ever poke at Ralph. Flam, being severly autistic, didn't pick up on this cue and continued to make jokes.

I think Flam finally got the message when Ralph fight-me-IRL'd him and Flam joked about the weight class difference. After that it got awkward. Fast.

Ralph was always Ralph, he just progressively lost control of the wheel each year.


OH this reminds me of something I wanted to post. Ralph tweeting the bank transaction to threat dox Gator adds more credence to the claim that Ralph doxed Akira. As the story goes, Ralph went through Pay Pal transactions to find Akira's name/address.

None of us ever doubted Ralph doxed Lord Akira but Ralph still hasn't fessed up to it AFAIK.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Yeah, that's because you're 4'8''.

He forgot to mention the stool he's standing on.

 

[Sperglord666]

here is that pathetic video

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Good job Ralph. You can barely see the numbers on the fucking tape. For fucks sake try to do one thing right in your fucking life.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Good job Ralph. You can barely see the numbers on the fucking tape. For fucks sake try to do one thing right in your fucking life.

not to mention he doesn't show the bottom being flush with the ground so it's legit useless information, but he's a fucking retard so I wouldn't expect anything else

 

[Faggitory]

Did ralph forget Jim explicitly told him and the other bloodsports tards he isn't their friend?

Ralph is a faggot that had a man-purse. I'm sure he thought he was special. By the way, did Ralph, with his orbital fractures and what not, actually post that he'd pay Jim a visit? He must mean metaphorically, because I get the feeling Jim would just shoot old pig boy before he even took one swing.

here is that pathetic video

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I feel like you're only a manlet if you're actually insecure about your height. Just like you're only less of a man if you look at your own penis and go "I'm insecure about my pp size".

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I feel like you're only a manlet if you're actually insecure about your height. Just like you're only less of a man if you look at your own penis and go "I'm insecure about my pp size".

exactly, deeply insecure people have to make videos with tape measures electrical taped to their wall to prove they're not a certain height that the internet teases them about. If he didn't care and was an alpha male like he claims, it wouldn't bother him.

This is the equivalent of CWC making a video holding up his sailor moon poster to prove how gay he is not. Ralph is a massive faggot with skin thinner than a fly's foreskin and it's hilarious.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph is a faggot that had a man-purse. I'm sure he thought he was special. By the way, did Ralph, with his orbital fractures and what not, actually post that he'd pay Jim a visit? He must mean metaphorically, because I get the feeling Jim would just shoot old pig boy before he even took one swing.

Piggy shouldn't be worried about gym but the asian wife whose people are notorious for enjoying cooking/grilling pork.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

He forgot to mention the stool he's standing on.

What is the average stool height in USA?

 

[jethro]

Ralph was good at not always sperging out at jokes cohosts, guests and chat make, but you could still really pick up the sense that he hated it. He'd often jab back at them and make it sound playful even though we could tell it pissed him off.

I don't remember where I heard this, but Ralph would get drunk and cry/complain to Nora on Skype about how people would pick on him for his weight, his jailtime, etc. and she would console him and tell him he shouldn't let it bother him. Obviously a nice, normal thing for a supportive partner to do, but it says a lot how butthurt he'd get about people's jokes when his streams were actually doing well and he had all the reason in the world to be confident and not care what others thought.

 

[guntigo]

What is the average stool height in USA?

30 inches. he's full on 3'0.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

He streams alone in the basement of his host
Tryin' to find the thought that escaped his mind
He says, "Zidane's the one he loved the most
And I'm quite far behind"

He never lets me in, only tells me where he's been
When it's time for me to sweep
I say that I don't care, I listen to him bitch about Adrienne Blair
And I pray to Jim you gotta help me fly away

And just let him die, if his blood pours out like rain
Let him scream, if it eases all his pain
Let him go, let him put a block on me
And if the sun comes out tomorrow, let him seethe, let him seethe

This morning I woke up alone, found a notification on my phone
Sayin', "Maybe, I'll be on the Killstream again some day"
I wanted to respond to you
I tuned in and you called me a traitor jew
So I sat back down, watched Stein's Gate, and felt sorry for myself

Sayin' let him die, if his blood pours out like rain
Let him scream, if it eases all his pain
Let him go, let him put a block on me
And if the sun comes out tomorrow, let him seethe, let him seethe

 

[Shig O'nella]

What is the average stool height in USA?

Depends on his diet, really.

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

Ralph is too fat to ever hit rock bottom, with his mass he will keep slamming through floors and layers of slate until he hits the earth's core and roasts like the lūʻau pig he is. Let's hope we get many more harvests before that day.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Lol, absolutely savage.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I feel like you're only a manlet if you're actually insecure about your height. Just like you're only less of a man if you look at your own penis and go "I'm insecure about my pp size".

No lol if you're under 5'8" you're a manlet no matter what

 

[Bixnood]

Lol, absolutely savage.

I want a full documentary not a two minute summery.