Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Wu really, really thinks that more expensive is better.

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Well, congratulations. You've got an awkwardly large box that has only a fraction of the functionality of a digital multimeter at ten times the price. There's literally nothing that thing can do that my 30 quid multimeter can't, and mine also measure capacitance, and has a diode and transistor check mode.

I like that the feature that sold Wu on this thing is "audible circuit continuity check" a feature EVERY SINGLE MULTIMETER HAS.

Now if I had access to Frank's bank account, I'd buy a nice logic analyser so I didn't have to use the junky bluetooth phone app thing I currently use.

That is the shittiest multimeter I've seen sold in recent days.

The military doesn't use that fucker. They use digital ones and unless something has changed recently, they use Fluke's, because they're good, solid, reliable, relatively water resistant, and shock padded.

That fucking thing Wu is showing would be destroyed by a retarded private in 30 seconds, and knowing military procurement, would arrive with no knobs.

And the audible circuit continuity check has been a staple of all meters, digital and analogue, for 30 fucking years.

God, he's a fucking tool.

That fucker looks like a child's toy.

 

[Water-T]

That is the shittiest multimeter I've seen sold in recent days.

The military doesn't use that fucker. They use digital ones and unless something has changed recently, they use Fluke's, because they're good, solid, reliable, relatively water resistant, and shock padded.

That fucking thing Wu is showing would be destroyed by a retarded private in 30 seconds, and knowing military procurement, would arrive with no knobs.

And the audible circuit continuity check has been a staple of all meters, digital and analogue, for 30 fucking years.

God, he's a fucking tool.

That fucker looks like a child's toy.

That sums up John in a nutshell. He is so tech-tarded and lacks the drive to do any research about the things he buys. He just hears "NEWEST/COOLEST/BEST TECH TOY1" and blindly buys it.

Apple could paint a stick white, call it the iStick, charge $500 for it, and John would be screaming at Frank to buy two of them.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

The Brianna Wu challenge would end immediately with this one.

You mean the Brianna Wu Drinking Challenge? Yeah I know that challenge. Simple but fatal. Whenever Brianna Wu brags about GamerGate, you take a drink.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Which claim is less believable: that men have no athletic advantage over women, or that John ran in an ultra marathon? The answer is neither because I'm killing myself.

Whichever god that is, I hope they don't have a problem with serial liars. And I also hope he fucking kills me instantly.

 

[Norvic]

Oh my god.

Wu's going to take that car she just spent almost 70K on and put decals on it like it's a chavvy rice rocket. Do you want to add some flames to the wheel wells while you're at it, maybe a big ol' flaming skull on the bonnet? Infinite money + zero impulse control + worst decision making ever = Entertainment.

Incidentally, wasn't Wu supposed to be selling one of those porsches? I thought she'd pretty much decided buying that one was a mistake and she'd be putting it on the market again.

 

[Ghostse]

Which claim is less believable: that men have no athletic advantage over women, or that John ran in an ultra marathon? The answer is neither because I'm killing myself.

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Because the minute you take your first titty skittle, your body automatically divests itself of the decade+ of muscle mass it built up while you were juicing. Talk to any person who takes steroids, they'll tell you as soon you stop, the muscles instantly vanish.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Oh my god.

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Wu's going to take that car she just spent almost 70K on and put decals on it like it's a chavvy rice rocket. Do you want to add some flames to the wheel wells while you're at it, maybe a big ol' flaming skull on the bonnet? Infinite money + zero impulse control + worst decision making ever = Entertainment.

Incidentally, wasn't Wu supposed to be selling one of those porsches? I thought she'd pretty much decided buying that one was a mistake and she'd be putting it on the market again.

You can take the tranny out of Mississippi, but you can't take the Mississippi out of the tranny.

Here's what John really wants in his garage . . . along with the Duke boys chained in his basement, of course.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Whichever god that is, I hope they don't have a problem with serial liars. And I also hope he fucking kills me instantly.

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First, I want to answer They/Them/Tired's question, most people at home don't use proper heat for cooking which is a mistake before you even start the rest. (Albeit, is not necessarily your fault, your home appliances just might not be good enough or could be totally off for some reason.) Restaurants turn everything into an easily repeatable process to minimize mistakes that their often highly replaceable staff can do, you producing one family helping of something every so often won't get there. John mentions oil, which is another easy one, proper fat usage can go a long way and people have long adjusted their home cooking to the "anti-fat" hysteria that restaurants just ignored.

As for John's "basically Michelin star chef" productions, I believe the part about "spicy" not the "healthy" or "superior to restaurants" parts. Finding "most" restaurant food to be "oily and sugary" seems like an indication that John's cooking is bland, which he covers up with pounds of near random spices. Or the lolcow "good chef" crutch of piling on chili powder.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRACISMOS

Wow way to fucking go John, when Dr. Fauci eventually gets assumed bodily into heaven by YHWH they should make you director of the CDC for this achievement.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Takes no time at all to find out Whoopi said the Holocaust had nothing to do with race since everybody was white, was corrected and apologized and had the ADL warn her, and then went and said it again while implying the Jews did something that caused the Nazis to accurately hate them. But John can't do any of this because he's got a mostly uninvolved white woman to REEEEEEEEEEEE about.

edit: lol

 

[metroid_fetish]

Oh my god.

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Wu's going to take that car she just spent almost 70K on and put decals on it like it's a chavvy rice rocket. Do you want to add some flames to the wheel wells while you're at it, maybe a big ol' flaming skull on the bonnet? Infinite money + zero impulse control + worst decision making ever = Entertainment.

Incidentally, wasn't Wu supposed to be selling one of those porsches? I thought she'd pretty much decided buying that one was a mistake and she'd be putting it on the market again.

I like this design the most, tbh.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

die Fapbook fucking DIE, next time you think about snubbing your nose at the trannies, THINK AGAIN

 

[King Dead]

die Fapbook fucking DIE, next time you think about snubbing your nose at the trannies, THINK AGAIN

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Or maybe it's because pretty much anyone and everyone who's going to sign up for Facebook has already done so, and there was no way for it to grow infinitely forever? Nah, that can't be it, they needed to censor conservatives more, double their share price overnight.

John's got such blistering hot takes, it's unreal.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

“As a runner, chef, game developer, political candidate, wife blah blah blah” the only honest insight John has is ‘as a faggot’.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I like this design the most, tbh.

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[idosometimes]

Which claim is less believable: that men have no athletic advantage over women, or that John ran in an ultra marathon? The answer is neither because I'm killing myself.

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Sorry to bring up something kinda old and curse like a drunken sailor, but John never gets tired of showing the entire donking would that he is a gosh-darned fool.

How the dink does this make any sense? Does john think claiming to be a woman reverses development caused by sex hormones? Trannies are not competing against men. They are beating women. Handily.
He is also completely wrong. Women potentially have an advantage in ultra-long duration events due to greater proportion of type I (less fatigable) muscle fibers.
Sorry for the raging and swearing, but this is a guy who once claimed to be an engineer. he should have some base understanding of science.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Brianna Wu and her cheerleader about ultra-marathons are clueless faggots.

Number one: Women's pelvises and knees are designed different. Male and female chests are OBVIOUSLY different, and running with 5 lbs of meat on your chest isn't exactly easy. Lung capacity matters, lactic acid uptake matters. Body fat matters (It's not uncommon for marathoners to lose a LOT of weight. Seriously, look at the beginning of the race and notice people are kinda soft looking, then look at the end, where everyone's made of whipcord and misery) as well as a lot of things.

Let's look at some raw numbers:

50 Mile
Men: 4:50:08 (2019)
Women: 5:40:18 (1991)

Almost an hour difference, and her record has stood for over THIRTY YEARS. (Make no mistake, she's an amazing athlete. She ran 50 miles in less time then it takes Wu to convince Frank to buy her a new pinball machine)

100 Mile
Men: 11:19:13
Women: 12:42:40

Over an hour difference.

Let's look at the Grand Grueling Killer
1000 Mile
Men: 10d 10:30:36 (198
Women: 12d 14:38:40 (1991)

Two days difference.

There are a LOT of factors that work into this. All of them, these two idiots immediately handwave away. The skeletal structure and lung capacity as well as oxygen uptake and retention are HUGE in these races.

TL;DR: Wu's a lying retard.

EDIT:

Women potentially have an advantage in ultra-long duration events due to greater proportion of type I (less fatigable) muscle fibers.

And every man here has the potential to have a 12 inch dong.

Every woman has the potential to have bats fly out their asses and rain down chocolate chip cookies.

There's enough advantages in the male physique, which was DESIGNED FOR THIS, that the muscle fiber barely makes a mark.

And that bit about "it's not skill, dedication, or training" makes me want to punch her right in the fucking head.

She has NO idea what kind of skill, dedication, and training it takes to do these ultra marathons if you are serious.

Holy shit, every time this fucking batshit lunatic talks about marathoning, running, and firearms, I honestly wish harm on them.

 

[hell is other robots]

She has NO idea what kind of skill, dedication, and training it takes to do these ultra marathons if you are serious.

True but I'd broaden the statement to read "She has NO idea what kind of skill, dedication, and training it takes to do anything."

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Good lord John, 1/3 chance to get the question right and you still fucked it up?

YESSSSSSSSSSS SOCIAL JUSTICE ACHIEVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mola Ram]