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Or something like a gameshow: Kevin trying to live without internet for 30 days and gets 10k i would bet that he looses on the first day since he can't live without twitter.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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What kind of a man looks at his own mother's hesitance on getting the vaccine, and her reliance on natural immunity, and prepares himself for her death? Kevin just wishes she could die. I bet you anything he'd use it as an opportunity to grift for the funeral expenses. Only to spend it on toys and then not even go. Or he'd go in his best fetish-wear shirt and furry pool-toy mask. What's worse is he's not even upset by the idea. She's your own mother, Kevin. The one who gave you life and cared for you, even while you took her for granted by calling her everyday at school, crying like a little bitch. The one who at least tries to humor you and your "transsexual identity." Stop being such a damned ingrate and respect your mother's decision to not take the vaccine. Or at least try to convince her to take it because you love her, and care about her.
But no. No, you sit there on Twitter publicly proclaiming that you're ambivalent about the possibility of your mother dying of COVID. As if you might actually be happy she'd be dead.
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Kevin wants to abolish schools, police, the government, etc to live in anarchy but believes Twitter needs to be heavily moderated and that the users can't self-govern.
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Kevin @ing Twitter to demand they cater to him by removing the downvote button is literally as effective as when anti-gun retards @ the FBI and ATF in the comment sections of gun printer twitter accounts, that is not at all.
Also bullfuckingshit Kevin will not use the downvote feature, he is an impotent, cowardly manchild (with a history of chimpouts against those who cannot talk back) who, if he ever got into a serious internet beef with someone would be an even bigger false flagging fag than Matt Jarbo (assuming he would not shit his pants and DFE first and reappear a short time later)
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Im gonna stop you right there.
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I wonder how kids kevin has groomed on discord
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If this weren't Kevin, I'd believe this fell under Poe's Law with 100% certainty.
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Kevin's mom would be immortal if she just got a vaccine? Jesus, I hope this doesn't run in the family.
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In all fairness sitting at a pc and "doing it for free" is about the closest 90% of troons ever actually get to a days work.
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Theoretically, he could be numb from fear or sadness. I think he means that she's choosing to die and he's coming to terms to realize it's her fault if she does (No, I think he's retarded too). It feels like this is an advance form of "mom won't listen to me, stupid bitch," rebellious ingrate teens have. His worldview is so fucking narrow that this is something he truly believes and is too autistic to cajole his mom since he hates disagreement and already has written her off as stupid.
He ALMOST loves his mother, in a sense. It's hard to say Kevin loves people in general: his love feels conditional and hardly genuine. He likes people who enable him. You're the best if you bring him toys, weed, or other goodies. You're the greatest if you too love my fetishes. You're totally part of my queer family if you come out online, not everyone's family accepts them but I and MY unicorn family does (a generic "love" stretched thin for randos). He never speaks of his mom with the positivity he talks about the rest of the tranch. I remember he talked about how his mom still has him saved under "Kevin" on her phone and it mortally offended him. That plus a few other niggles (and I'm sure she sighs at his lifestyle or has other nontroon disagreememts about his life) hurt him greatly. She's been migrating into "stupid dumb bigoted bitch won't let me troon, dumb fucking cunt" territory, which as anyone with a functional frontal lobe (including trans people) can tell you, is not how you treat your fucking mom.
It's just wild to see how immature he is. He shuts down out of resentment. Hates arguing and confrontation to the point that he refuses to argue with his mom because it'll frustrate him more. I'm sure he would tard rage at her at this point, it happens whenever he's frustrated it seems (remembering that Magic card). I doubt Kevin was asking her nicely first, probably went "Mooom, take the vaccine! I'm right!" or some other blunt way. It feels like he never really matured past 3rd-5th grade. I wish I could be a psych so I could formally diagnose him with... something, whatever emotional maturity disability is holding him back.
Just realized: posters earlier in this thread were saying that unlike Neck & Wedge, we give Kevin enough respect to call him Kevin. But that's probably the ultimate insult: bringing up his past testosterone life where he was a cucked loser who was forced into school with no confidence and no toys. Kat is the one with twitter friends, loads of toys, a big happy (
) family, twitter clout and community leader! She IS someone! But Kevin cuts like a knife because it was his old life where he never got what he wanted or was enabled.Sure sucks, Kevin.
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The entire wealth of the internet available and Kevin probably has too much anxiety to find out what percentage of people who get COVID die (like his mom and himself, who already got it and didn't die at all I note!) so instead he assumes it's 100% in order to publicly fantasize about her dying from COVID, which he has "accepted" even though it's massively unlikely to happen, all to get attention for himself.
Also, as noted in other posts, the last tweet, a "grown" ass man who lives away from her in a cult compound complaining that his mom didn't somehow stop him from doing something lmao
It's a feature they're testing, as Kevin notes they aren't public you can only see them on your own tweets, but TONS of people are freaking out about how it supposedly activates their anxiety.
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I actually laughed out loud. To clarify, I’m not laughing at the thought of Ms. Gibes dying, I’m laughing at how overly dramatic her child is.
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One of my colleagues had persistent sniffles and occasional coughs for a week before she finally got herself tested "because my dumb fucking husband keeps joking it must be covid".
Lo and behold she had tested positive and had to self-isolate... for a grand total of one single day because that's the current recommended self-isolation period where I live. "Ten days after experiencing the first symptoms". She'd never even realized she had the Coof.
I don't know if Kevie is so dumb and sheltered from the news he doesn't realize how fucking low the current death rate is, if he's just blowing it out of proportions, or if it's wishful thinking.
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Right? It’s all you hear anyone talking about, the Omicron isn’t nearly as likely to kill you (unvaccinated) as the first strain.
Which *was* bad, wasn’t it like 1 in 100 would be hospitalized, and of those only about 50% would make it? Not great odds.
I still don’t want to catch it, the whole long covid thing seems like something to avoid, but that risk calculation is far different.
I guess Kevin just lives for drama, and rather than take a pragmatic view, he’d rather rant about how uncaring the government is and that everything should be locked down and people paid to sit at home forever. Since that’s the only life he knows. A lot of good it did you, Kev.
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There's no real downside to his mom getting vaccinated (I'm not intending to start any kind of debate about it here), but there's also nothing yet I've seen that says natural immunity doesn't continue to apply. Both people who are vaccinated and have natural immunity can still catch the new strains but neither one is close to being unvaccinated and not having caught it at all. Even in that latter case, you still have a really great chance of not dying from it even with comorbidities (though you should definitely evaluate your risk) but this doesn't apply to her at all because she's already had it! She's already made it into what we can call the "least likely to die" cohort, getting vaccinated now is bumping up protection around the margins not leaping from unprotected to protected.
Is it totally possible that a new strain comes along that she could catch and is all but guaranteed to kill her? Well, yeah, anything's possible, but if that strain comes along we're all totally fucked probably and your Pokemon plushie being delayed from shipping won't be anyone's priority then so Kevin will have much bigger problems on his hands than trying to turn his mom's choices (smart or not) into Twitter sympathy for himself.
Is it totally possible that a new strain comes along that she could catch and is all but guaranteed to kill her? Well, yeah, anything's possible, but if that strain comes along we're all totally fucked probably and your Pokemon plushie being delayed from shipping won't be anyone's priority then so Kevin will have much bigger problems on his hands than trying to turn his mom's choices (smart or not) into Twitter sympathy for himself.
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It's basically just like I said, people like Kevin are trapped in a hysterical twitter echo chamber where they convince each other that the coof is a death sentence no matter what even though anyone who is actually in touch with the outside world knows otherwise. Clearly his mom does in fact have a life outside of the internet.
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Kevin is probably at higher risk than his mom unless his mom is also obese. I don't know what his mom looks like though.
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It's a new feature and probably won't be implemented because it allows people like Kevin to have their echo chambers destroyed.
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I think I've just got a conception of what amholes smell like. If anyone's ever encountered a case of BV before, except a lot lot worse because the amhole can't return to it's natural flora because it has no such thing. Couple that with the hygeine of your average troon and oh dear god.
For those of you who've never encountered BV, it smells like off prawns or shrimp and you can smell it from about 3-4ft away
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kevin in general smells like sour dough or whatever, dont forget that
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I know Wedge thinks his porn is super shocking and edgy but it's not. The best description I can give of the atmosphere is footage of prypiat dubbed over with accordians and violins. Two fat men, (one poorly restrained with no balls, the other in cheap looking mismatched lingerie) in what looks like a cheap hotel room. Wedge has a wand pressed against the end of his small dick, supporting it from the base with his hand because he can't maintain enough of a semi for it to stand up. Wedge on his knees sucking the other guy's dick, the looks of unenthusiasm on their faces reflected by this man's absence of turgidity. Finally wedge kneels in a poorly lit bathtub while the man hurls the jar of piss onto his fat moobs, in the manner of a medieval peasant dumping a chamber pot out of a window. The overall emotional and erotic response it elicits could be best compared with a casual acquaintance at work describing how his new car gets mildly better fuel mileage and saves him £12 a month. 'Oh, how wonderful', you lie to be polite.
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