Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Matt Damon]

The peak schizo take is the baby never existed and was a ruse to have ralph stay around and be a real man

If that's the case, it's the failed plan of the century.

 

[Vuedou]

I dunno why, but a small part of me kinda thought May might have bailed and Ralph would have come home to find she had cleaned him out and jumped ship

She truly is as dumb as Null said

 

[WutangLee]

If that's the case, it's the failed plan of the century.

We're reaching the end of the line with that one. And to be honest, even if the baby is real and miscarriages. Everyone is gonna blast them saying they knew it was fake all along.

 

[Happy Fish]

Ralph posted... whatever this is.
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1490086249817853953

I like how he took off his glasses as though him surviving the risk of his fucked up eye exploding is some huge own. Congratulations Ralph. Your eyes didn't explode despite your terrible decisions. That must make you some kind of winner.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Ralph posted... whatever this is.
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1490086249817853953

Ethan Looks Like a deep fake of himself.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

 

[Happy Fish]

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If Ralph had teeth like that he'd be afraid of his own reflection
Edit: it is pretty ironic tho. He became an SJW and an anime. Two things he said he hated

 

[MadStan]

I´m pretty behind so this take could be cold but:
1. Ralph doesn´t even have Gator´s full dox. I think it´s pretty settled he´s just a massive wigger fucking retard not someone holding folders of blackmail;
2. All of the people involved on this are gigantic pieces of shit. WIth the amount of leaked DMs, I don´t know how people would trust ANYONE related to this.

I´m pretty hypocritical tho and still want all dropping.

I really doubt Ralph has anything on anyone and it probably amounts to a hill of beans. I doubt Gator has anything of real value and he rubs me the wrong way still - I don't think the rebuke of Ralph removes the glean of turd from his activities and he came across in the interview (PPP) as not having much and was an awkward guest.

This is a real-life Jerry Springer episode (Ralph) and I don't think what anyone thinks they know about Ralph is even going to compare with what stupid shit he is about to get up to as he seethes and rages over who to go after - and he will.

I still think a medal of some kind must be created for Andy - from a simple suggestion he has unleashed a series of unpredictable and unintended consequences and events that is only comparable to the assignation of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

February is going to be one for the books. Thanks again Andy!

 

[GL09]

Accusations of Meigh convincing Ralph to troon out have been highly exaggerated.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Ralph posted... whatever this is.
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1490086249817853953

Oh wow. Better watch out Gator! A fat midget with nothing to lose (besides going to jail, which he is very afraid of) is coming for you.
Look at how his double-chin jiggles with righteous fury. You must be very scared. Terrified even.

 

[WutangLee]

 

[The Hard R]

Ralph, you saw it coming bro. You saw it coming. You can't trust anyone. Oh that hurts.
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Says the guy who routinely berates his audience.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Watching flam watch the odyseey games thing ralph is going to be on but jesus wtf happened to dick

Did not going to Portugal aged him 20 years

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Yo where the fuck is the baby bump she's due in two months

Posted today on twitter and no baby bump to be seen

 

[SilkyJohnson]

I feel like he has convinced himself he's some kind of real life wrestling persona. As if he's a larger than life heel that everyone loves to hate and hangs on his every word. The bad guy people can't help but admit is cool.

If only he realised that rather than someone people would pay to see, he is a sideshow attraction people stop to gawk at. Its a curious look into what they don't normally get to see.

Someone fucking their life up and wearing it like a badge of honour. The gambling, drugs and alcohol. The anger issues and poor relationship. Most people hide these things and try to present a respectable image, but Ralph displays it for the world to see.

 

[Sam Losco]

Posted today on twitter and no baby bump to be seen
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She doesn't look like she's put on any baby weight. Not even swollen fingers.

 

[AnOminous]

I still think a medal of some kind must be created for Andy - from a simple suggestion he has unleashed a series of unpredictable and unintended consequences and events that is only comparable to the assignation of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

I doubt we'll see a Gaydurr redemption arc but Andy has at least a partial one at this point.

I feel like he has convinced himself he's some kind of real life wrestling persona. As if he's a larger than life heel that everyone loves to hate and hangs on his every word. The bad guy people can't help but admit is cool.

Whereas in actuality he's just an annoying pants-shitting retarded Lilliputian people can't help but be embarrassed to be in the same species as.

 

[️ronic]

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bro.

I see no difference.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Couldn't make the sock any more obvious.
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Real niggas don't cry on command.

 

[High Tea]

Yo where the fuck is the baby bump she's due in two months

Posted today on twitter and no baby bump to be seen
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She doesn't look like she's put on any baby weight. Not even swollen fingers.

There are daily discussions about whether there is a baby or not in May's thread. She will have a giant belly one day and no belly the next. @verifymejoshuaconnormoon vindicated .Edit - InsanelyRetarded. Wrong Gator avatar