It's going to be the word reeeee stretched out over a thousand pages with a number six floating somewhere in the middle. This is fucking beautiful, treasure trove is the right word.Ok boys and girls, I need a volunteer to help me go heist enough crates of popcorn to sustain us once Russ files his response.
This is gonna be good.
A Transmetropolitan reference? Nice.
Yeah, I can see how that would be important.
The first two were probably considered sexual in nature to some extent, so treated as some kind of weird domestic, while the third was just a relatively vanilla electronic harassment case, even though the conduct was pretty similar.
She didn't use disclaimers! Incidentally if he goes full tilt jackass and sues her, even if he doesn't get some kind of vexlit status in this case, that will get it for him. Vexlits often engage in an escalating level of conduct where they start with their original harassment victims, then escalate it, suing opposing counsel, the judge, the court itself, etc.
Sure hope Erika gets one for Las Vegas. Once Russ's dreams of getting on AGT are dashed, he's gonna flail about for someone to take it out on.
When Russ sues reality itself, as a lawful resident of reality, I'm authorized to accept service.
I'm not sure anything here is particularly relevant enough that it'd be worth paying Skordas to put it in the appellate response.
The best part of this email exchange was when Zachary came on board. Russhole's tone changed substantially when confronted by a male.
I wonder if that's why he stopped signing his court docs?
To be fair, most of those electronic signature apps have you sign using your finger on your phone, and it's impossible to make them look good. I had to sign some documents and my signature looks awful.
Ok, let him perform his song in front of Heidi Klum. What will he do if she hates it? Sue her? Of course he would. Freemantle is not going to develop a reputation for letting people sue their way on the show. I suspect when the dust settles, he'll be banned from ever auditioning for them again,,Oh MAN There is nothing like a new Russhole Delusional Lawsuit document drop to spice up a quiet weekend!!
I fucking love the fact that he still has the same mentality as always: make a song about a celeb and fuck everyone else, that celeb is enough that being targetted by a blatant thirst-song by a creepy zombie-faced dwarf will be enough for her to ring dat golden buzzer (I THINK that's agt?) and see her new man(let) through to the finals where he will woo her from the stage and then suck him his penis for eternity while he lays in his stacks and stacks of fat ca$h.
How much do you want to bet Russ dreams that he will immediately cash his million dollar check in 1 dollar bills and throw them into a big Scrooge McDuckian vault for him to jump into? It would be awesome if he did that, we'd get a whole new arc: Russell Greer sues the laws of physics from his hospital bed as he recovers from multiple broken bones, a ruptured spleen and crush syndrome as he declares Reality didn't make appropriate representations as cartoons have shown him big wads of bills and coin act just like water when you dive into it, instead of bearing none of your weight as you crash to the steel-lined bottom of your 25ft deep money vault.
It at least has recognizable letters.
That'd be a hard sell, going to the media to tell your story is a protected activity under the First Amendment. But since Russ routinely lies and distorts, they might have a case for that.
Maybe? He could be in violation of NRS 205.320 (5), but I think that's a very big stretch. He hasn't threatened anything illegal, so I think he'll be fine.
