Would you take the deal of becoming rich if it means being a lolcow?

[SandyCat]

Catch is all the weird, embarrassing and / or degenerate shit you've ever done in your life gets outed and you become the next laughingstock. Null will also call you a nigger and laugh at you on his stream.

Worth it?
Edit - the amount would be 5mil

 

[AirdropShitposts]

How rich?

 

[Sprate Header]

1. Become lolcow
2. Become billionaire
3. Donate all the money to Null

The ultimate sacrifice.

 

[Retink]

Are we talking Ralph "rich" where you have like 100k$ in the bank or actually rich like Bezos?

 

[SandyCat]

How rich?

Are we talking Ralph "rich" where you have like 100k$ in the bank or actually rich like Bezos?

How about 5 mil rich

Nothing too wild but enough to enjoy a fancy life

 

[Uncle Sid]

I'd take 5 mil, for sure. That's 150k per year at 3% without touching the principle. Life-on-the-beach money. Sign me up.

 

[Next Task]

I could live Hasan Piker's life better than he is currently, so sure. Why not.

 

[Retink]

How about 5 mil rich

Nothing too wild but enough to enjoy a fancy life

Probably not then. Five million is a good amount of money but it's not really that much when you think about inflation, cost of living long term, and lost job opportunities because you're being followed around by internet spergs everywhere you go. I'd probably want to enough to actually go off and do my own thing without caring that my life is fucked for the most part.

Edit: Also just depends on what the embarrassing stuff is. If it's just a one time Star Wars kid video where people laugh at it and then you move on and can just say you were a dumb teenager and it's funny in retrospect then five million is fine. If it's Jack Murphy levels of cucking and shoving dildos up my own ass while talking about little boys then no.

 

[Pissmaster]

Yup. I'm boring and my thread would die within the month, and then I'd go on to enjoy my $5m.

If it were some kind of thing where I had to take something that made me ultra anxious and go insane for a year to guarantee that I'd become a lolcow, then, no

 

[Some JERK]

The whole world knowing everything I've ever done wrong for $5 million? Nope. That wouldn't even cover defending myself from the lawsuits.

Make it $500 million and we can sit down and start negotiating.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

E Z

I take the money and never go online again. Most people don't know who Chris Chan is, they sure as well won't know about me.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Would I have to do/say stupid shit to maintain the lolcow status or else lose the money? Or would y'all just be documenting my boring as fuck life like
"Featured: Kiwi On The Go took a shit this morning."

 

[Very Average Redditor]

Absolutely. What do I care if a bunch of sad, lonely, terminally online virgins make fun of me on the internet? Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

I'll gladly take that sacrifice, 5 million dollars is a lot of fucking money.

 

[cutegirlfriend]

Maybe, depends on the kind of fame.

 

[Just A Butt]

5 million dollars is a lot of fucking money.

lol no it isn't

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

>be me
>become rich magically
>marry a huge booby Asian woman
>enjoy life and do what ever I want
>one catch though, you are made fun of by a group of retards on some random forum about kiwis
>ignore them
>this causes them to sperg out

It's a win win

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

How about 5 mil rich

Nothing too wild but enough to enjoy a fancy life

If I’m 5 mil rich then why would I give a fuck if people know the wierd shit I’ve done? I can live a happy fulfilling life now without a worry in the world.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Can I just dip the fuck off the internet afterwards?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’d do it if it was 180 mil usd.