Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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    2,418
Ralph is an empty vessel or, as some have suggested, a cavernous vagina. All he has is bluster and a penchant for positioning himself 6-inches away from any given confrontation, in the hope that he can intimidate the other side into backing down. We've seen how that's gone for him. Wherever Ralph World meets with reality, there is a wrecked vehicle, or a fractured orbital bone, or a stolen man purse for sale online, or a spreading felt rash that has proven resistant to all topical ointments.

Jim is capable of channelling his anger and thinking on his feet during a debate. A case in point would be his conversation with Ross, the paedophile, where he took the guy apart. All Ralph can do is rage and repeat the same laboured aspersions, that would be put to far better use if spoke them into a mirror and took them to heart.

The cage fight that I really want to see is Dame Pesos vs Ethan Ralph. However, since that cackling Chilean goblin is probably incarcerated in a secret prison with a car battery wired to his testicles, Metokur vs Ralph, with Venti acting as referee, will suffice.
 
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This is a very depressing stream when you sit back and look. It's just some fat retard who just got finished getting clobbered in the streets, begging for his ex to come on his show and talk to him. All alone. No one backing him up and everyone in the circle is just laughing at him
Pretty quality content tbh
 
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Peko said:
This is a very depressing stream when you sit back and look. It's just some fat retard who just got finished getting clobbered in the streets, begging for his ex to come on his show and talk to him. All alone. No one backing him up and everyone in the circle is just laughing at him
Pretty quality content tbh
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depressing for him, amazing for us
 
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Peko said:
This is a very depressing stream when you sit back and look. It's just some fat retard who just got finished getting clobbered in the streets, begging for his ex to come on his show and talk to him. All alone. No one backing him up and everyone in the circle is just laughing at him
Pretty quality content tbh
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I just saw Faith post a tweet saying baby Xander calls her boyfriend dada. That's gotta hurt Ralph.
 
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"How long before you think Sargon will be sucking down Sargon's cock?"

"Do you think it's going to be that long?"

"I don't think so at all!"

Is Ralph referring to the length of the time for Jim to do the act, or the length of Sargon's cock being a disappointing bounty?
 
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