Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
So this is the formula of Ralph's show now?
Talk about really boring shit > Shit talk > Watch boring video > Talk more shit > Play music while screaming for like 3 minutes
What the fuck happened? (Pills)
 
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"How long before you think Sargon will be sucking down Sargon's cock?"

"Do you think it's going to be that long?"

"I don't think so at all!"

Is Ralph referring to the length of the time for Jim to do the act, or the length of Sargon's cock being a disappointing bounty?
Ralph sure does talk about other people's cocks a lot.
 
If he really is doing coke he's just going to have a heart attack. He's in shitty shape, fat as fuck, and his heart is already near dead.
He's got to be one of those people who use all the extra awake time from coke to just sit around and eat
it really feels like at this point that he's only trying to fight with Jim solely because he needs money. This is pathetic beta male behavior, desperately trying to get someone on your show for the superberries
He does need the money. He probably put the entire Portugal trip plus extra days and Michelin chef meals on the kind of credit card they give you when you ignore all your student loans. He needs to pay that before any interest comes due, let alone gets compounded
 
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