Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[beautiful person]

He's hollerin

 

[Chantelle's TV]

"I'm just curious-"
"YEAH YOURE BI CURIOUS PROBABLY"

 

[Matt Damon]

This is a massacre. I almost feel sorry for the pig.

Almost.

 

[Aqua Panda]

This is a bountiful and beautiful harvest.

Holy shit. This will be remembered for a long time.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Gunt seriously can't go 5 seconds without mentioning Jade he needs new material

 

[Retrodogkiller]

I'm glad I stayed up for this. This is fucking great. Thank you Matt.

 

[WeWuzHeretics]

Jim has said he doesn't believe in Internet friends like a million times. Did Ralph think he was secretly saying "except Ralph?"

He probably got that impression because Jim didn't jump on him well before this. In defense of that though, I will say the ayyylogs generally made it difficult to laugh at the shit Ralph did, I genuinely believe that's the reason the sex tape wasn't blown up more, because people were so frothing at the fucking mouth with it.

I hope that's what he thought though, I truly hope this broke his heart, the truthfulness of that makes it so much better.

 

[Nick Gars]

"who did I dox?"
...


"Welllllll, everyone was doxing at the time..."

You're a weasel Ethanol, this is beautiful.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

I'm betting a certain Applebee's waiter is watching this stream and smuckling to himself.

 

[️ronic]

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Somebody screengrab that ITS NAWT TRUE bit. Use it for the greater good.

 

[Journoscum]

It's your fault, moron. All you had to do was not post about getting the shit beat out of you. This is why you don't power level.

 

[Jack Awful]

"You're probably bisexual, Jim!"
Freudian Slip

 

[Meowstery]

archive the fuck out of this

 

[Swirling weeb]

The cornfields are getting soaked in the blood of the pig

 

[Homer Simpson]

I knew it would be good if he ever lost it against metokur, but my god, this is so much. He is acting like a big man, but listen to him cry.

Just a reminder of ralphs "women."

 

[The Big Black Ass of God]

"I can make fun of you if I want, you're not special Ralph"
"YOUR FAT WIFE IS NOT SPECIAL"
Ralph literally can't reach for anything but the lowest hanging fruit.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

This was a mistake. Ralph is drunk and making a horrible mistake right now.

Respectful hard disagree. This is the greatest thing to ever happen to the internet.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

I love how Ethan is screeching and on the verge of tears, calling Jim "Metocare", while Jim is just like "Lol, calm the fuck down."

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Wonder what drugs and alcohol is Ralph on right now?