Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Coily]

He doesn't care, but he cares a lot.

 

[Point Man]

He always return to the same tired topics.

Really? I can't tell that when he made the same jokes 'n shit about Jim's name, his wife, and his canceraids.

 

[beautiful person]

Ralph sounds so hurt

lmao

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Lmfao thanks Jim

 

[Kheapathic]

There is a high chance Ralph has a heart attack on this stream. Then he will live forever, in a sense.

I'm thinking three possible routes.
1. Wakes up fine.
2. All this stress causes something in his fractured skull and he ends up permanently damaged or dead.
3. He self-medicates in a fit of crying rage and dies in his sleep.

 

[Mister Mint]

I find it amazing that Ralph can fall on his face every time he opens his mouth and he's going to be doing a victory lap the moment this is over.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

"She was frightened for a second". Okay, so she wasn't scared of anything.
So does she seethe and sneed when the mail delivery man knocks the door?
Does she cry when the Amazon delivery pajeet show up?
Jesse didn't even enter the front yard you pussy coward punk ass bitch.

I GUESS YOU REALLY CAN GET FREE CORN AT 202 EAST 37 STREET RICHMOND VAGRINA

 

[ShoFuKan]

Good god he is fucking sloshed

Was just about to say, the scotch is starting to kick in.

 

[Takodachi]

Jim singlehandedly giving Jarbo a 2nd redemption arc.

Ralph being a faggot =/= Matt being any less of a faggot

 

[Lincoln A-log]

Ralph no doubt practiced this moment for years waiting only to be cut down clean

 

[IrishGuy088]

Ralph broached the idea of ending early. Uh oh.

 

[Kup]

That shaky voice, he’s a little boy again and Ronnie took out the belt.

A sad fat kid in a play suit, crying because daddy beat the bastard out of him.

All deserved, when he isn’t yelling he’s audibly quivering. Hope his kids see this one day.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

 

[Admiral Piett]

>Takes all these screenshot

Like he's totally forgetting fucking Rand and the miscarriage call. What a piece of shit.

 

[Berrakh]

I find it amazing that Ralph can fall on his face every time he opens his mouth and he's going to be doing a victory lap the moment this is over.

Why didn’t he just try to get on reality tv? Perfect place for his lack of shame really.

 

[Neil]

Ralph is so fucking inebriated. He keeps circling back to doxing even after Jim forces him into a corner and makes him admit Jim has never doxed anyone, then he jumps to shitting on Jade, then after Jim is unphased by it, he circles back around to doxing. The only time this infinite loop is broken is when Ralph starts breaking down and cries "WHY, JIM, WHY? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME, YOUR SPECIAL BEST INTERNET FRIEND?!!!!"

 

[bonezzz]

ELFish = Jew
LOL
On a side note, the pills are in full effect within the gunt

 

[Tobias]

>I have no dirt on Gator.
>This entire stream was supposed to be about gator.

lol

 

[Escalating Violence]

Imagine Ralph actually going to Minn. and shows up to Jim's door only to first get verbally felted by a wheelchair bound cancer patient then get blasted by a shotgun from a thicc asian goddess..

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is barely coherent.
Drunkenly slurring, can barely talk, wants to end it early.

Sad.

fucking punch drunk getting hit blow for blow in his fatty head and emotions to the point he cant even put his gloves up to guard, jim wont even let him throw in the towel. the last stand of the ralphamale.