Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
Ralph keeps trying to turn this around like him and Jim are going to walk off, arm in arm, laughing and reminiscing about the old days.
 
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We came for the death of IBS and Ethan Ralph

We ended up with Jim giving Ralph the therapy session he desperately fucking needed for years now

Could we see Jim ''cure'' Ralph and set him on a healing process?
As reprehensible as Ralph is I actually would want him to get better. Simply because his existence as is, while entertaining, would be depressing if it were anyone else.
 
We came for the death of IBS and Ethan Ralph

We ended up with Jim giving Ralph the therapy session he desperately fucking needed for years now

Could we see Jim ''cure'' Ralph and set him on a healing process?
This is going to be forgotten after he sobers up in a day. He'll go back to usual tomorrow.
 
How do you guys think all this ends?
Death or jail. He's fucked in the head in a way that can't be explained away with alcohol or drugs. Even sobriety can't fix his problems so he's going to keep getting fucked up and doing self destructive shit. He's going to wake up tomorrow and find out how badly he humiliated himself and the cycle will start anew.
 
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