Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
No wonder I got timed out for asking Matt to kick vito the pedo
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I know I'm going to get rainbows up the ass for saying this, but you guys are being way too optimistic about Ralph getting help. He is so deep in his own shit that he just can't do it. There are too many things he needs to fix. He's either going to kill himself or kill someone else, and it's going to be really soon. He is too filled with rage to ever change and he will focus that rage on someone else or an hero.

He literally fucking CRIED on the internet. NO ONE is EVER going to let him live that down. Ralph is done. The first time someone makes fun of him for crying he's going to fucking snap. Ralph has so many serious enemies now, and every single one of them will press that button every chance they get.
Ralph's worst fears came true, as per Null's comment a few months ago: Ralph just got boulder streamed.
 
This fucker had no involvement up to this point, what is he doing here?
He's like one of those little fish that latch onto the belly of a shark to collect the little bits of food that the shark leaves behind. He'll drift around from place to place, getting shit on by the audience but if he picks up one little scrap of attention it's worth it to him.
 
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