Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

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Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
  • Total voters
    2,418
Mister Loser said:
Now, I don't wanna gunt guard, but I'll at least say I'm in the same position as Jim here. I would rather have Ralph stop, put down the bottle, and go see a therapist instead of choosing to burn all his bridges and whine in the face of a bit of criticism.
But he can't, and he probably won't. And as long as he doesn't, that's what makes him a lolcow.
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That's not gunt guarding. That's being a human being with a functional sense of empathy.
 
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mr.moon1488 said:
Ralph looks like a literal thumb that got recruited by the feds to be an informant in this video.
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Same guy
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Did Surfer just reveal that he and PPP used to fuck and suck each other's dicks? Did I hear that right? Was he being serious?
 
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Lards and Lasses said:
This was hilarious and ralph deserves no pity, but there were some moments of legit feels.
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id feel bad for him if i knew doing anything other than shitting on him would lead to him doing something besides trying to fuck people over to be ralpha or that this would change him. nah his choices led to this and we know hes not going to ever alter his choices or mindset or ill will to escape it so fuck em.

Mister Loser said:
If there's any lesson to be taken out of all of this, it's the dichotomy between Matt's reaction to getting ripped apart by Jim and Ralph's reaction to getting ripped apart by Jim. Reflection and counseling goes a long way, alcohol does not.
Now, I don't wanna gunt guard, but I'll at least say I'm in the same position as Jim here. I would rather have Ralph stop, put down the bottle, and go see a therapist instead of choosing to burn all his bridges and whine in the face of a bit of criticism.
But he can't, and he probably won't. And as long as he doesn't, that's what makes him a lolcow.
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i dont even think to stop the online portion hed have to actually do anything different or stop doing the things he does online irl since we dont exist with him there for the most part, all he really had to do was just drop the ralph persona, thats it, thats the cause of all his online problems at least. wouldnt be fun to mess with ralph if he wasnt being a dick to prove hes manly or having a double standard to lash out while trying to prevent the same tactics being used on his fragile feelings.
 
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I missed it because once Jim left there was no reason to hang around, but I actually think having a Ralph defender on is more interesting than just every panelist shitting on the gunt.

Of course, this only applies if it isn't that pedophile Vito. It was very satisfying to hear that he got BTFO.
 
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