Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%
  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%
  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%

  • Total voters
    2,418
>Ralph tolerates Jim shitting on him for an hour and a half straight.
>Ralph dips the second Jarbo asks him anything.

He'd do anything just to hear Jim talking to him again.
He really did want Jim to be his internet Daddy, protect him from mean jokes, help him make money and defend him everywhere.
You'd think after talking to someone for nearly a decade you know they would laugh at you when doing stupid shit and to not be slighted by it but Ralph is in a narcissistic delusion thinking he is special, thinking Daddy Jim loved him or some shit and only recently did internet Daddy took his love away and gave it to Flam.

In some way this is gayer than fucking Fuentes and that faggot got bunker busted by a man dressed like a cat.
 
Yeah, there’s a lot to unpack there. I’d almost feel bad for Ralph if he isn’t such a piece of shit that did every bit of it to himself.
There really is. Daddy Jim being absent and not protecting him from alogs like Daddy Ronnie being absent and not protecting him from the bullies in school who called him a fat Gunt.
 
I loved the bug eating quitting. Was there live chat on that stream? Did he just realize he was being made a clown to audience outside of this little circle.
*Or was he watching Flabmenco while on it.
 
RIP to the dumb dumbs who donated super-chats to Matt only to have Vito as the only commentator on them, although it is entirely in-character for Matt to take something golden and ruin it
If Matt had ended the stream right after Ralph rage quit, he'd have been golden. But the Boulder King has to ruin everything.
 
I'm having a real hard time seeing Ralph go any lower.
He's going to be six feet lower sooner rather than later.

When Meigh eventually leaves and Dax finally cuts ties he'll have nothing and nobody left except the whiskey and pills. If getting violently assaulted in a foreign country over a petty dispute, organised and undertaken in 48 hours, wasn't enough to make him consider a moment of introspection then nothing will. Looking forward to see him compartmentalise that ruination of a stream with Jim.
 
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