Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Votes: 599 24.8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Votes: 1,302 53.8%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Votes: 517 21.4%
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Marvel Cinematic Universe said:
RIP to the dumb dumbs who donated super-chats to Matt only to have Vito as the only commentator on them, although it is entirely in-character for Matt to take something golden and ruin it
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Matt deserves the money.
World Star said:
That's what everyone's been saying since the pillstream and yet here we are.
Remember Ralph has daughter due within the next 2-3 months so in terms of how the going lower he might as well be right above the Mariana Trench now that child is going to be potentially added to the household.
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Those kids are going to grow up fatherless. Ralph is going to OD on Xanax and whiskey
 
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DriveByComment said:
I loved the bug eating quitting. Was there live chat on that stream? Did he just realize he was being made a clown to audience outside of this little circle.
*Or was he watching Flabmenco while on it.
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I honestly thought by the end of the stream Jim was gonna make Ralph eat the bugs like how they made Matt show his report history.
 
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Kramer on the phone said:
While thats true you also have to remember everyone the last decade has been playing by Pankration rules. Meaning if Ethan fucking kills himself Jim/Matt/Flam and everyone else is fucked. Look how quickly people called for Kiwifarms to be wiped off the internet because some pseudoanon twitter account that was trans decided to take a break for a few months, all it took was people assuming the egg killed itself for the website to be hardcore DDOS'd. Ethan's dirtnap would mean full bans for everyone involved.
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Gunt is too irrelevant and hated for this site to be DDOS'd after a an hero scenario, which won't happen either because of his wigger pride.
 
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Null said:
Okay, I'm going to formalize a prediction. Point to this post and laugh if I'm wrong.

This was definitely not the end of Ralph. He still has some fans and can keep doing his show. However, he is a gambler. I think that his behavior makes sense if you remember Ralph has a gambling addiction and subscribes to Gambler's Fallacy and gambling behaviors outside of the casino.

He takes an L. Well that's just one L. He takes another. He keeps losing. He's down bad, only about 10% where he was before. Well fuck, he thinks. I need to go ALL IN. I need to bet my entire stack if I'm going to come back! It's all or nothing, baby!

I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.
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My prediction is that Ralph is going to snap and either kill himself or someone else. If he kills himself, it'll probably be something like crashing his car, so we'll probably never know if it was an actual suicide or not. I can also see him killing Pantsu. She's the only person in his life now, and she will be the target of all of his rage. Might not happen right away, but it's definitely in the cards.
Every person has their breaking point, and Ralph has been circling the toilet bowl for awhile now. Now the circling is speeding up because he's approaching the.... I don't know what you call that thing. The thing the poo disappears into. He's getting really close to that thing.
 
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I predict Ralph's gamble will be a literal gamble: Vegas Trip No.??? except this time he's going to completely ruin himself financially and freak out in the casino.

I don't want to sweeten the pot any more than that, but from my understanding casino security don't take kindly to violent wigger behaviour.
 
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As fun as daddy gym giving his unwittingly adopted pig son an intervention was, the subsequent rouge's gallery of increasingly irrelevant and unhinged speds screaming at each other about who's the biggest pedophile and who sucked the most cocks among them was the real fun. Anyone denying this or saying it wasn't necessary is forgetting that this is the exact kind of radioactive twelve ring circus shitshow the killstream used to be popular for in its prime. Jarbo of all people stumbling into the host spot for something like that because of Ralph's own stubborn drunken whim to not give flamenco anything was unintentionally poetic.
 
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World Star said:
That's what everyone's been saying since the pillstream and yet here we are.
Remember Ralph has daughter due within the next 2-3 months so in terms of how the going lower he might as well be right above the Mariana Trench now that child is going to be potentially added to the household.
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Ralph is not a bottomless pit of failure though. There has to be an endpoint somewhere. Metokur was right, he's been spiralling for a long time, and this can only go on for so long. Throw broken skulls and possible brain damage on top of the booze, coke and pills, and literally anything can happen. If I was someone who was in Ralph's life, I would be getting the fuck out as soon as possible because nobody wants to be anywhere near him when the nuke finally detonates.
 
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Null said:
I think that's where he's at. I think he really loves and respects Jim and still held on to a belief that after all this time one day Jim would ride in like a knight in shining armor and save him. "Hey Ralph!", he'd say, "Let's do a stream on [blood_enemy_here]! Together!" And then he'd be redeemed.

So now that's not happening. He's down so far it'd be a lot of hard work to slowly build something again. Fuck that. It's time to go all in, he can win everything back with a single decisive win!

Whatever that is I don't know. But it will probably be amazing.
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This is all a fair assessment because I think all of his diehard supporters are going to plug their ears anyway and just paypig regardless despite how he got stomped by Jim. I could be wrong because you would think that having shown people his penis would have made more people leave but who knows what will happen.

To this effect, it's not going to gain him any new subs. This is definitely a bleedout.
 
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Ralph's stream with boulder kid and cancerman was pathetic to say the least. He's just a angry angry hippo midget that made no sense and every single point brought to him was answered with sperging out senselessly. Like every time Jim brought up his lies and bullshit, he just instantly goes into a fit and doesn't answer the question, making it all about him and how he suffered on the internet. Jim asks to produce receipts on him "signing-off" on going to Ralph's pigsty, Piggie goes full throttle on telling for Jim to disavow it as if that'd do anything or that he had anything to do with it while he's saying he's gonna go here and there to mess with their life and Gator's.

Null mentioned he's putting all of his chips in and I can definitely see that. He's disillusioned that there's no such thing as bad publicity and that he's coming on top and his retarded washed out podcast will thrive on the drama - but the gunt doesn't realize how bad of a debate that was when he was just acting like a retarded ragefilled fatass with thin skinned. He sounded like he was actually crying that his "good pal good buddie good friend" Jim was shitting on him like a bitch. Hell, it was more obnoxious than funny where he'd just squeel out calling everyone a faggot. So this all-in is not entertaining at all, it's just him squeeling as he does a headdive into obscurity and irrelevance.

I particularly found funny though when he thinks everyone on the internet is as thin-skinned as he is. Mentioning Spedski was saying shit about Jim and Jim just asks "So??? Who cares???" and he's shocked by that.

Yes Ralph, not every provocation needs to be met and dealt with as an affront to your very life or your horse-faced lolicon/shotacon tiny-cock holster. It can just be brushed off and let it roll off your back. That's what being sensible is about. The tranny hooker should've hit him harder to see if it would fix that lardass head of his even if a bit.
 
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Tommy's Mom said:
I can also see him killing Pantsu. She's the only person in his life now, and she will be the target of all of his rage. Might not happen right away, but it's definitely in the cards.
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If Pantsu doesn't have a miscarriage or pulls a runner then either intentionally or unintentionally Ralph is definitely going to kill that poor child.
 
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