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The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.
If, we're on the theory that Bonnie has indeed returned to the tranch, I wonder if he even broke up with Alyssa, and instead told her the tranch is about to collapse, but don't worry sweet cheeks, I'll return as soon as things are stabilized or you can eventually come here. And Alyssa is too stupid to realize that the tranch will never be stabilized, and Bonnie won't be coming back. Until the tranch ultimately collapses of course, and he has no where to go and once again mooches off her. Maybe that's why she's still locked down on Twitter, cause he's leading her to believe this is just a temporary abscence.
Man, I hope this happens, because no doubt once Alyssa realizes she's been duped, she will return to Twitter, and the BPD meltdown of being rejected will be glorious.
There's the possibility that Alyssa ended things and already forgot about him.
Remember, she's a severe case of BPD and those people can flip in an instant. She may have grown just as weary as him as he was of her, and had a mutual parting. Maybe something like "oh imma go back to the tranch now....we aren't breaking up but uh...I'll just be...over there"
And then they just didn't communicate after he left.
But in all likelihood, they're probably still together. My theory is there's some sort of legal battle and their lawyer has told them to shut the fuck up if they have any hope in hell
But in all likelihood, they're probably still together. My theory is there's some sort of legal battle and their lawyer has told them to shut the fuck up if they have any hope in hell
There is no way they could keep something as big as legal action to themselves, especially due to the potential grifting opportunities it presents to them.
There is no way they could keep something as big as legal action to themselves, especially due to the potential grifting opportunities it presents to them.
Guys? Let's be fucking real here. There's no evidence that Bonnie and Alyssa are back on the tranch. None. Zip. Zilch.
This is all speculation based on the fact that there was a pitbull at the Oglala family that Penny and Kevin made trips to and that, around the same time, the chatter surrounding Alyssa's account indicated that they picked up a pit. There's been no pictures or mention of a pitbull at the ranch and you're all just spinning your wheels and blowing smoke up your own ass. I know we got blueballed on the BPD waifu thing but this isn't helping us get behind the wall so pull your head out of your asses.
I must also say I find this highly wild speculation. Boner back on the Tranch, for several weeks even, and he appears in not a single photograph, and nobody even casually mentions it on their Twitter? Try pull the other one. And why would they try to keep that a secret?
No, LeBon is safely filling out ever-increasing volume at Alyssa's apartment, It's cheap, I think they got some income covered, there's no stinking dung to shovel or other chores, so why would he move until she kicks him out?
Guys? Let's be fucking real here. There's no evidence that Bonnie and Alyssa are back on the tranch. None. Zip. Zilch.
This is all speculation based on the fact that there was a pitbull at the Oglala family that Penny and Kevin made trips to and that, around the same time, the chatter surrounding Alyssa's account indicated that they picked up a pit. There's been no pictures or mention of a pitbull at the ranch and you're all just spinning your wheels and blowing smoke up your own ass. I know we got blueballed on the BPD waifu thing but this isn't helping us get behind the wall so pull your head out of your asses.
Again, it all comes down to this question: who was the other estrogen shot for? You're forgetting about the other estrogen shot.
And I have said this idea is quite frail but there is still there is no evidence that shows that there is another mtf person that is at the tranch. So who is it? That's why I have the lingering thought that it's Pablo.
Again, it all comes down to this question: who was the other estrogen shot for? You're forgetting about the other estrogen shot.
And I have said this idea is quite frail but there is still there is no evidence that shows that there is another mtf person that is at the tranch. So who is it? That's why I have the lingering thought that it's Pablo.
Josie tested negative for covid, though he may have tested too soon. [A] View attachment 2946256
The Tranch had salad for lunch (and God knows what else they didn’t photograph). [A] View attachment 2946263
And since it is Wednesday, Penny prepared for the weekly Estrogen Injection Night. [A] View attachment 2946261
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I love how Penny prepares this shit on a specific gold colored platter in a neat arrangement, as a priest would prepare the Body and Blood of Christ in mass. It’s in a similar arrangement every time, and I hope it’s just for the camera.
Why would he post an old picture when they routinely do this every week?
Look, I really don't care. I'm just curious to see if pointing this out will cause the tranch to spill more milk. And also the fact that trying to figure out who this unknown mtf is an interesting thought experiment and I like to go back to the archives to see what we have gathered.
Again, I understand that this idea is quite thin. The evidence hasn't stacked up yet but it's entertaining to ponder. All of this stuff is just me saying "Perhaps".
Phil’s tweet didn’t read to me like Paul was back, it read like he wants to come back and resume his role as a leader and Phil isn’t having it.
He must have thrown a real bitch fit the last time they refused to let Alyssa stay. I wish we could’ve seen it. Why do all these documentaries never cover the good stuff?
Late, nobody asked and probably nobody cares but that Deviant Ollam guy is moderately E-famous and is associated with Karl “The Cuck“ Kasarda, host of InrangeTV both of whom share tranny friendly political beliefs. Because of this association and Karl's love of troons I could easily see Tranchers doing an interview with Inrange
Karl has interviewed a tactical troon (who pulled security at CHAZ) before so there is a precedent.
This morning he proclaimed to want to be friends with everyone, but his folks have covid and “there’s a lot of unrelated stress at the ranch” (I’ll post this in the tranch thread so I don’t derail this one). [A] View attachment 2961845
Perhaps it’s not Bonnie, but rather other issues, such as the tranch grift drying up, the Lakata grift being an embarrassing trainwreck, or a few alpacas died. Maybe it’s the money thing, because last night Penny retweeted a months old article on the Tranch.
Note that he did this on his personal account, not the main tranch one. I know that he retweeted it last night between the hours of 4:37-9:04 PM (his time) because as you can see in that screenshot, his last activity before that was replying to someone’s tweet about his dog. Here’s that entire exchange: [A]
Keep in mind that I’m a weirdo because I use military time, and I’m an hour ahead of Penny in terms of time zones. His next activity was at 9:04 PM, quote tweeting something Jen posted. [A]
Then again, his anger tweet from yesterday was at 9:02 AM yesterday, so maybe it has nothing to do with Bonnie and more to do with the state of the ranch itself. Or who knows, it could be all of those issues.
A few minutes before he tweeted that picture of Appa, he posted this: [A]
I too dig mass graves before the cold harsh winter kills “my babies” because I was too inept to properly care for them.
Anyways as for earlier today, he made another griftpost and claimed that the tranchers are “fighting their way through it”. [A]
And the one serf tested negative again. [A]
They’ve also been on Twitter a bit more lately.
Poor people deserve free shit [A]
Christians should be mocked [A]
Salty over having their credits removed from an album they made a long time ago [A]
Sad [A]
Abolish ID [A]
Edit because my dumb ass forgot to include the images
Keep in mind that I’m a weirdo because I use military time, and I’m an hour ahead of Penny in terms of time zones. His next activity was at 9:04 PM, quote tweeting something Jen posted. [A] View attachment 2962062
While Penny, Sky, and the rest likely want to Stalin-style unperson Bonnibel, they can't cut his legal-tether to the tranch..... yet. And the "unrelated stress" probably isn't; or at least it's only once removed from actual tranch business, i.e. drama between Sky, Bonnibel, and his reluctance to leave Alyssa behind. Divorce drama could be counted in as "unrelated stress", amongst everything else.
While Penny, Sky, and the rest likely want to Stalin-style unperson Bonnibel, they can't cut his legal-tether to the tranch..... yet. And the "unrelated stress" probably isn't; or at least it's only once removed from actual tranch business, i.e. drama between Sky, Bonnibel, and his reluctance to leave Alyssa behind. Divorce drama could be counted in as "unrelated stress", amongst everything else.
