Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AMHOLIO]

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30 years ago? I didn't realize Gulf War took so many trans lives...

This is such a misconstruction of your own words and dodging the question. There's a number of worn down trans elders who object to sexual stuff from the sidelines (and of course AGPs who don't) because they've seen what happens to sexually exposed children and then here Kevin is trying to take the crown away from them and claim HE is a trans elder -


- to this very day! And when called out on it, he goes "DUH I wasn't talking about me.... *snivels*"

I feel bad for olds school trans and troons. I hope he meets a true gang of tran grands and gets one hell of a sass off from them since harsh words and unnacceptance are his weakness. He's SUCH a shitty elder if he was one, he's too soft. Even the nice sweet gay elders have a lot of personal strength. Without Penny, he'd die, and not of loneliness like a true long term 20+ years couple (lol they barely scratched 5 iirc), but of incompetence. Elders are revered for a reason - they had the fortitude to stick things out AND take care of themselves. (reee....)

Wedge:
'Don't make lewd comments on my publicly uploaded videos of me nude unless you know me! No 18+ followers!'

also Wedge:
'Feel free to have gay pup play orgies in front of strangers, especially if they're children! IT'S SO KWEER!'

Wedge's theory of mind is even worse than Kevin's. I didn't know that was possible in this thread but congrats on being more autistic, Wedge.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

This is such a misconstruction of your own words and dodging the question. There's a number of worn down trans elders who object to sexual stuff from the sidelines (and of course AGPs who don't) because they've seen what happens to sexually exposed children and then here Kevin is trying to take the crown away from them and claim HE is a trans elder -
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- to this very day! And when called out on it, he goes "DUH I wasn't talking about me.... *snivels*"

I feel bad for olds school trans and troons. I hope he meets a true gang of tran grands and gets one hell of a sass off from them since harsh words and unnacceptance are his weakness. He's SUCH a shitty elder if he was one, he's too soft. Even the nice sweet gay elders have a lot of personal strength. Without Penny, he'd die, and not of loneliness like a true long term 20+ years couple (lol they barely scratched 5 iirc), but of incompetence. Elders are revered for a reason - they had the fortitude to stick things out AND take care of themselves. (reee....)


Wedge's theory of mind is even worse than Kevin's. I didn't know that was possible in this thread but congrats on being more autistic, Wedge.

I feel like he thinks that he's a trans elder because being a troon for few years and not killing yourself is a rarity. It's almost as if it's a mental illness or something? I dunno, just a theory.

Also since he's a fucking introverted sexless nerd, he hasn't gone out to the community and talked to people. His "community" is terminally online twitter users.

It's absolutely insane seeing a man playing the stereotypical role of a woman for a few years, getting surgery to make his portrayal "better", suddenly thinking he's a voice to be heard over all the other perverted and mentally ill folks and it should be listened to when talking about human rights. Handmaidens and allies are batshit.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wedge:
'Don't make lewd comments on my publicly uploaded videos of me nude unless you know me! No 18+ followers!'

also Wedge:
'Feel free to have gay pup play orgies in front of strangers, especially if they're children! IT'S SO KWEER!'

He's better at the praxis than Kevin. Kevin is a chaos agent who will destroy reality on his way to his ideal state of being plugged into some alternate reality like the Matrix but his crushing anxiety prevents him from being a powerful political actor in the current reality. Wedge understands the importance of imposing your reality on others in the here and now to force political change.

Many future queer activists will be reading the collected works of these two troon elders founders so as to interrogate future hermeneutical discourse.

I feel like he thinks that he's a trans elder because being a troon for few years and not killing yourself is a rarity. It's almost as if it's a mental illness or something? I dunno, just a theory.

Also since he's a fucking introverted sexless nerd, he hasn't gone out to the community and talked to people. His "community" is terminally online twitter users.

It's absolutely insane seeing a man playing the stereotypical role of a woman for a few years, getting surgery to make his portrayal "better", suddenly thinking he's a voice to be heard over all the other perverted and mentally ill folks and it should be listened to when talking about human rights. Handmaidens and allies are batshit.

Are they cracking eggs with a single tweet? No? Then they can shut up. Kevin is literally creating the future generations.

 

[Phenax]

Wow Wedge makes me MATI. Nigger can't even spell 'consensual' but we're supposed to listen to him when it comes to involving the public in wholesome kweer sex?

"We want to have sex in public like the straights" is not a sensible rebuttal! You are a freak!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wow Wedge makes me MATI. Nigger can't even spell 'consensual' but we're supposed to listen to him when it comes to involving the public in wholesome kweer sex?

"We want to have sex in public like the straights" is not a sensible rebuttal! You are a freak!

Please don't call Wedge a nigger as it's deeply insulting to actual niggers. I honestly can't think of a proper insult for Wedge, only 100% appropriate descriptors like retard, faggot, degenerate, freak, tranny, so on and so forth.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

People who are death from birth, English is their second language. ASL isn’t a dialect, but ASL speakers have to learn English to survive.

Even Zombies need ASL sometimes

 

[Flour]

Kevin might not be an elder yet, but he sure looks like one, which should count for something.

I honestly can't think of a proper insult for Wedge

Threadless is the only one that fits.

 

[AfghanBlue]

-Wedge insult


Threadless is the only one that fits.

threadless needledick

(possibly in possession of such sights to show you)

 

[The Lawgiver]

Isn't the point of captions to quickly clue the deaf audience in to what's going on in tone and atmosphere+dialogue in bitesize pieces, so they're not focused on reading while the subtle action of body language and action is happening above? You can miss a ton of shit if you read long-ass captions.

I can understand the subtitle aggravation shit with shit thats translated into english. There's countless times officially translated shit isn't translated properly these past several years and has weird additions or omissions. There was a fucking japanese thing I saw like a year ago where characters were talking about hamburgers literally saying "hambaga" in engrish but for the entire conversation the subtitles just said "steak" or "steaks" and then later in the thing when the topic came up again there was ONE utterance of "hambaga" that said "hamburger" as the subtitle.
There's more and more cases of engrish not lining up with what the subtitles say and it pisses me the hell off.
getting mad over the "oh" noise not being in the subtitles is kinda odd though for real less sensible than getting mad over engrish not matching up.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sperging about translations not matching is a tale as old as time.

Newsflash: Languages have jokes and idioms that will not translate.

A personal favorite is the slogan, "The Library: Check It Out" and underneath is "La Biblioteca: Visitame."

I am by no means a fluent Spanish speaker but I can tell when there is a pun in one and not in the other.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I’m so glad we’re discussing that extremely ridiculous series of slapfights. Wedge asking Twitter why a bunch of teenagers were telling him that public sex was bad after vehemently insisting that fucking in public was part of the straight culture and therefore needed to be destigamatized for queers was living rent free in my head since August.

Edit: See for yourselves, he actually asked that question in earnest.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Cottaging rent free in your head.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I’m so glad we’re discussing that extremely ridiculous series of slapfights. Wedge asking Twitter why a bunch of teenagers were telling him that public sex was bad after vehemently insisting that fucking in public was part of the straight culture and therefore needed to be destigamatized for queers was living rent free in my head since August.

Edit: See for yourselves, he actually asked that question in earnest.
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Neck yourself, Wedgetard. Even 15 year olds know that everyone who is fighting for their "right" to be perverted degenerates in public deserve all the backlash in the world.

Also this disgusting beast is reeeeing about 15 year olds on Twitter reading his nasty posts and yet he wants troons and other gender goblins to fuck in the streets in front of everyone and that includes minors.

I wouldn't be surprised if Wedge is a pedo. He wants to fuck in public which means that children would see it.

 

[Law]

Kevin is a chaos agent who will destroy reality on his way to his ideal state of being plugged into some alternate reality like the Matrix but his crushing anxiety prevents him from being a powerful political actor in the current reality. Wedge understands the importance of imposing your reality on others in the here and now to force political change.

The Chad Kevin
- doesn't need to work, lives a life of leisure
- seemingly immune to the consequences of his actions, no matter how blazingly daft
- turned his dick into a Lovecraftian horror that coined its own slang terminology and terrifies all who behold it
- has massive thread that has spawned at least 3 other threads

The Virgin Wedge
- wagecuck stuck stocking shelves
- absolutely crushed by things that don't even really affect him
- dick is wedge-shaped, doesn't turn into or do anything
- has no thread, will never get one

 

[connsequences]

Wow the man jumps out when he gets angry so much for cute teeheeing im a girl uwu kevin.

One of the funniest events in the kevin saga

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I’m so glad we’re discussing that extremely ridiculous series of slapfights. Wedge asking Twitter why a bunch of teenagers were telling him that public sex was bad after vehemently insisting that fucking in public was part of the straight culture and therefore needed to be destigamatized for queers was living rent free in my head since August.

Edit: See for yourselves, he actually asked that question in earnest.
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Keeping twitter teenagers out of the nsfw side of the site is a fool's errand, but in this case the little fetuses are right: public sex is fucked up.

 

[cuddle striker]

Kevin isn't a trans elder, he hasn't been in the community for long. He's a millennial that has no idea what he's talking about, talking about things that he has misconstrued the context for. He's the same kind of person that will shit on lesbians for hating dick but does not know that it was lesbians caring for gay men with AIDS in the hospitals because no one else would touch them.

He doesn't realize that trans people have been functioning quite well without surgeries for a very long time even though he loves to say they'll die without their precious arm sausage or amhole.

He has never read a book, all he reads is video game dialogue and tweets.

also @Cerabella who I can't quote

he hasn't been around long and he's not even gay. I hope these feral faggot kids tear him to shreds.

*said as a gay elder

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Kevin believe he's a female and want us to ditch the "concept of sex"

Tweet | Archive

Cope fatty

Spoiler: Downie wearing panty

Tweet | Archive

 

[Law]

All hormones seem to do is make them fat and sick.
Booze and cake can accomplish the same thing for less money.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin believe he's a female and want us to ditch the "concept of sex"

All I want for Christmas Easter is You Kev to have a heart attack and get turned away from the ER "because that's not how heart attacks manifest in women, ma'am". Or him to be tortured by constant test because "ma'am I'm afraid your bloodwork is extremely atypical for a woman and we must find out if something's wrong with you".